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          英文簡短哲理笑話

          1.求英語簡短小笑話 5句 10個

          1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch *:There is no electricity *:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 邁克:媽媽,我想看電視。

          媽媽:今晚停電了。邁克:那我們就點著蠟燭看吧。

          * Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎,安?" 老師發問道。 "把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。

          " 小女孩回答道。3. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

          “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。

          “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”

          4. I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。 “是的,親愛的,”她回答說,“你問這個干什么?” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”

          5. A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口,一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了。

          她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來。

          她鎮定了一下,對我擠了一下眉,說道:“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”6. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。 -- 他真是一個大人物。

          干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 7. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。

          在銀行柜臺,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最后實在忍耐不住說:“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。

          這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。” * little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人:哦, 親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。”

          9. Bring me the winner —- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員, 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。 -- 對不起,先生,這只肯定打過架了。

          -- 哦, 那給我那個打贏的吧。 10. Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年輕者” 這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。

          如果你只有65歲的話, 千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。

          每當要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的干吧。”。

          2.英語笑話或小故事 短點并帶哲理

          Be Careful What You Wish For

          A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

          During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

          The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

          Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

          The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

          3.有沒有英文版的小笑話或哲理小故事

          An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

          "Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

          為我所用

          一頭大象對一只小老鼠說:“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”

          “請再說一遍,讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一只跳蚤聽。 -----哲理小故事

          TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

          湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。" ------- 笑話

          4.英語簡短小笑話,帶翻譯

          I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我沒有睡著 當一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了。

          售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!” “我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

          “沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?” “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。” The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可憐的丈夫 “你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難,”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說,“她問我一個問題,然后自己回答了,過后又花半個小時跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯的。”

          Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 父親在哪兒? 兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。 “看,”哥哥說,“這些畫多漂亮呀!” “是啊,”弟弟說道,“可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子。

          那爸爸去哪兒了呢?” 哥哥想了會兒,然后解釋道:“很明顯,他當時正在畫這些畫唄。” Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" 狗也知道這個諺語嗎? 一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

          “沒有關系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎:‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?” 一 Can we have our teacher back? Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?" 能讓我們的老師回去嗎? 有一次,一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。

          一間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人,把他帶進另一間教室,并讓他站在墻角。五分鐘以后,一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來,問道,“您什么時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 誰更有禮貌? 一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。

          瘦子說他更有禮貌,因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度,因為無論什么時候他在車上給別人讓座時,總有兩位女士能坐下。

          三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂貴的代價 牙科醫生:對不起,夫人,為給您的兒子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。 母親:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀? 牙科醫生:是的。

          但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚,他都嚇跑四位病人了 (望采納)。

          5.求一個簡單的英語短笑話

          A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000." "No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head. 一個禿頭的男人坐在理發店里。

          發型師問:“有什么可以幫你嗎?”那個人解釋說:“我本來要去做頭發移植,但實在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發看起來像你的一樣,而且沒有任何痛苦,我將付給你5000美元。”

          “沒問題,”發型師說,然后他很快幫自己剃了個光頭。

          6.簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

          Feel Unhappy.心里難受

          Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

          Father: Of cause, it is.

          Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

          Father(angrily): What? You------

          兒子:是不是當心里難受時,就不應該再給他精神或肉體上的刺激?

          父親:那當然!

          兒子:那好,這次我有兩門功課不及格,我現在心里很難受。

          父親(氣憤地):什么?你……

          It's not that. 不是那樣的。

          A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

          B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

          A: No, it wasn't raining.

          A:我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。

          B:啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!

          A:不是,當時并沒有下雨。

          Compare other things?比一下其他?

          Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.

          Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?

          Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

          兒子:媽媽,John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。

          媽媽:你只關心這個嗎?不會比一下其它東西?

          兒子:有啊,他媽媽比你漂亮。

          He Won

          Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

          Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

          Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

          他贏了

          湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

          約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

          湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒?

          約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

          I Have His Ear in My Pocket

          Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

          7.我要一個簡短的英語笑話

          Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

          The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."

          "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"

          "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.

          "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".

          迪克年齡七歲,他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天,媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩,自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。

          孩子們玩了個把小時,在四點半的時候,姨媽領著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并對他說:“喏,迪克,給你刀子,把這塊蛋糕一切為二,給你妹妹一塊。不過,你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。”

          迪克問:“像一個紳士?紳士怎樣做呢?”

          他姨媽馬上回答說:“紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。”

          迪克說了一聲“噢”。他對此想了一會,然后,他把蛋糕拿給妹妹,并對她說:“凱瑟琳,你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧。”

          8.最簡單的英語笑話

          I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!" "Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back. "You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest." 其余的事由我負責 一位車上的列車員剛發出信號讓火車啟動,這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節打開的車廂門旁邊,跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。

          “快點,小姐!”他喊道:“請把門關上。” “噢,我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”

          她回答道。 “請把門關上好了,”列車員說:“其余的事由我負責。”

          Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" 安眠藥 鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生,醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。

          星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥,睡得很好,在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室,遛達進去,對老板說:“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”

          “好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?” A Smugglar The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams. "What's in here?" he asked. "Dirt," the driver replied. "Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them." Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go. A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck. "What's in the bags this time?" he asked. "Dirt, more dirt." said the man. Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil. The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender. Then one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time." Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars." 走私犯 一個形跡可疑的人開車來到邊境,哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在檢查汽車行李箱時,驚奇地發現了六個接縫處鼓得緊繃繃的大口袋。

          “里面裝的是什么?”他問道。 “土。”

          司機回答。 “把袋子拿出來”,哨兵命令道:“我要檢查。”

          那人順從地把口袋搬了出來。確實,口袋里除了土以外,別無他特。

          哨兵很不情愿地讓他通過了。 一周后,那人又來了,哨兵再次檢查汽車上的行李箱。

          “這次袋子里裝的是什么?”他問道。 “土,又運了一些土。”

          那人回答。 哨兵不相信,對那些袋子又進行了檢查,結果發現,除了土以外,仍舊一無所獲。

          同樣的事情每周重演一次,一共持續了六個月。最后,哨兵被弄得灰心喪氣,干脆辭職去當了酒吧侍者。

          有天夜里,那個形跡可疑的人碰巧途經酒吧,下車喝酒。那位從前的哨兵急忙迎上前去對他說,“我說,老兄,你要是能幫我一個忙,今晚的酒就歸我請客。

          你能不能告訴我,那段時間你到底在走私什么東西?” 那人俯身過來,湊近侍者的耳朵,裂開嘴笑嘻嘻地說:“汽車。” Skunk "We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?" "Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open." Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher. "No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!" 臭 鼬 “我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬,”打電話的人對警察調度員尖叫道。

          “我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?” “弄一些面包屑,”調度員說,“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”

          一段時間后,那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”調度員問。

          “沒有,”打電話的人答道,“現在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。” Patience Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 耐 性 垂釣者:你已經盯著看了三個小時了,你干嘛不自己親自釣呢? 旁觀者:我沒那耐性。

          Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. 。

          9.簡單 短的 幽默的英語笑話

          Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 為我所用 一頭大象對一只小老鼠說:“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。” “請再說一遍,讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一只跳蚤聽。 Too Fast or Too Slow A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him. "Was I driving too fast,officer?"the man asked. "NO,"the policeman answered,"You were flying too slow." 太慢或太快 一個男人正在以130英里每小時的速度行駛,當一個警察看見他時, 他問:“我開的太快了嗎?警官。” “不”,警察說,“你飛的太慢了。” Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告訴 (2) nest n.窩;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓勵 (5) resemble v. 相似;類似 18.鳥窩與頭發 我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。 “是什么鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。 “我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。 “那么,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。 “哦,老師,就像你的頭發一樣。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we po

          10.急需:英語小笑話,簡單短小,而且超級爆笑

          * it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻譯:是男孩還是女孩?A:看看那個留短發和藍色牛仔褲的年輕人。

          是男孩還是女孩?B:是個女孩。她是我的女兒。

          A:哦,對不起,先生。我不知道你是她的父親。

          B:我不是。我是她的媽媽。

          * ugly Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..翻譯:非常丑陋的 瑪麗:約翰說我很漂亮。安迪說我很丑。

          你覺得怎么樣,彼得?彼得:我覺得你很丑。* fart A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem."Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?" The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing." 翻譯:沉默的屁:沉默的屁 一個人走進醫生的辦公室,遇到了一個嚴重的問題。

          “醫生,我在無聲氣體排放方面有問題。在家里,工作,甚至在教堂,我放出無數的無聲屁,無論我走到哪里!事實上,我坐在這里和你談過三次。

          我們該怎么辦?” 醫生回答說:“我們要做的第一件事就是檢查你的聽力。”* tax with a smile A: I hate paying my income tax.B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?A: I'd like to but they insist on money!翻譯:A:我討厭付所得稅。

          B:你應該是個好公民——你為什么不微笑著付錢呢?A:我很愿意,但是他們堅持要錢!* his place An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor."So, what is it?" grumbled the governor."Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker." 翻譯:代替他:取代他的位置 午夜過后,一位律師打電話給州長,堅持要他跟他談一件非常緊急的事情。一個助手最終同意喚醒州長。

          “那么,這是什么呢?”州長抱怨道。“Garber法官剛剛去世,”律師說,“我想接替他的位置。”

          州長回答說:“好吧,如果殯儀館還好的話,我就可以了。”5.I'm Sick One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the *: Hamid, the doctor is here to see *: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.翻譯:我生病了 一天,哈米德感到很不舒服,他去了醫院。

          護士:哈米德,醫生來見你。哈米德:告訴他,我看不見他。

          我病了。向姑姑道歉 爸爸:“兒子,你怎么稱呼你的阿姨傻?”去跟她說聲對不起。”

          兒子:(走到姨媽跟前)“阿姨,對不起你是個笨蛋。”* sorry to aunt Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her." Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."*g love Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes, *: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love.翻譯:永恒的愛:永恒的愛 女孩:你愛我嗎?男孩:是的,親愛的。

          女孩:你愿意為我而死嗎?男孩:不,我的愛是永恒的 擴展資料:look at看; 審視; 評判; 接受 young person(14-17歲的)未成年人; 少年 short hair短頭發 blue jeans藍色斜紋布褲子,牛仔褲 do you你愿意嗎 fart<諱>放屁; 討厭的人; 令人厭煩的人; 蠢人 walks步態( walk的名詞復數 ); 人行道; 步行的路徑; 走,步行,散步( walk的第三人稱單數 ); 出現; 陪伴…走; 徒步旅行'vehave 的縮略形式 At home在家; 在國內; 在家接待客人; 精通 and even乃至。

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