華閱文章網1.簡單搞笑的英語對話
Topic: the academy life Judih: Hi,Cys,Angy, long time no see! How are you? C: Hi , * are you? Yes, It's really long time since we met last time on the " Farewell Party" of our senior high school. A: Yes, Judy, you look so different now..en..i have to say you look gorgeous! J: Ha ha! Thanks my friends. How's everything going in your univercities, by the way? C: Well! Neither too bad nor too good! You know the academy life is just like that ,from classroom to library everyday, nothing special. I am a little bit bored of it! I wish i could be out of city town to enjoy the Fresh air in the countryside. A: But my academy life is so fantastic. I have read a lot of famous works in library ,seems it's not enough to have only 24 hours per day. I love it, everyday is so rich and colorful. Hey , just to imagine what we will be after graduation makes me so excited and spunky. What about you Judy? J: Me? oh , wonderful! I joined many communities in my University, and quite lot of outdoor experiences have made me amounts of friends , it also helps me prepare myself for the fierce competition before I get into the real market. C: oh Judy , I envy you,i wish i could be with you do some out-door exercises. A: Judy , yeah! You remind me something maybe I should register some community in my University but not only with my "Shakespeare"! J: oh Come on, girls! Everyone can make the academy life special and unforgettable, the problem is in which way you choose to live your academy life! My friends, good luck and best wishes to all of your families, will see you around! A & C: you too, my dear sis! see you later! DIALOGUE 1 A: Why is it that some people are always buying beyond their means? I mean, they do not make that much and spend half of their incomes on designer clothes as such. B: My theory is that insecure people need to wear famous brand clothing to feel good. C: Yes! They want people to know that they are good enough to afford the best. A: Well, I don't agree that name brands are just for the insecure. I mean, I like my designer clothes too. I do think designer shoes are more comfortable. C: So, you buy designer shoes for comfort? How about those ridiculous designer sweaters that have holes in them and shoes that have 2.5cm heels? B: Hah~! And those funny hats! You surely aren't saying that these things are functional. A: i disagree. Most designer and brand-name items are actually not useless. What you see on the catwalks are just the extremes. What you find in the stores is more functional. B: And not much less expensive! So don't tell me that you're into designer stuff. A: Like I said, some things are worth spending the money on, like stylish but comfortable shoes. But I wouldn't get designer underwear, for example. I mean, for one pair of brand-name underwear, Ican buy 10 pairs of sturdy cotton underwear at the market and just throw them into the wash and not be heartbroken if they change color. But I'd buy a brand-name washing machine because I believe they work longer. DIALOGUE 2 A: Hey, that's a beautiful bag you've got! Is it genuine Louis Vuitton? B: No, are you kidding? I can't afford the real thing. It's a fake that I got at a street market on the cheap. C: But don't you feel bad supporting pirates? I mean pirated stuff undercuts companies which produce the real things. B: So should we all drive Ferraris? There are those who can afford to and those who can't. Those who can't buy a cheaper sports car and paint it Ferrari-red. Pirated stuff is for those too poor to afford the real thing. C: I think it is illegal. B: What? Illegal to want to look good? A: No, illegal to own, sell and above all, manufacture fakes. It's like copyright - if you author a book, you don't want someone else to print and sell it for their own profits, do you? B: I see what you mean about books, but if I write a novel, I hope it's read by as many people as possible so I price it so that it's accessible to the most. But designer luxury items are priced beyond most people's means - they are not intended for the general public but for the elite few. And that's why I don't care about supporting pirated luxury items. C: What aoubt pirated textbooks? A photocopy of the original at a tenth of the price? Would you buy that? Furthermore, what about music? I mean CDs and the like？ 希望令你滿意！B: Um, I guess you're right there. It's not fair to exploit the work of other authors and producers. But I still wish they wouldn't price their products so high。
2.三個人可以表演的搞笑英語對話和一個人可以表演的節目
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end
3.簡單搞笑的英語對話
你選選吧經典對話一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
經典對話二：男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）經典對話三：男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）經典對話五：男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。
這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）經典對話六：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。
這個周末我頭疼。）經典對話七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）。
4.簡單又搞笑的兩人英語對話
你選選吧
經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
經典對話二：
男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
經典對話三：
男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：
男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：
男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
經典對話七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）
5.搞笑一類的英語對話,要簡單一點,快,急用~~~
一天，理德在街上碰見了漢克夫婦，理德問：“漢克，上個月你去治療健忘癥的那家診所怎么樣？”
“棒極了，”漢克回答說，“那里的醫生教給我一套最先進的記憶法，我現在和以前大不相同了！”
“太好啦！”理德興奮地說，“那家診所叫什么名字啊？”
“叫……”漢克左思右想，怎么也想不起來，突然他一拍腦門，問理德，“那種有很多刺的花叫什么？”
“你是說玫瑰？”
“對，就是玫瑰！”
說完，漢克轉身問夫人：“玫瑰，你告訴我，我上個月去的那家診所叫什么名字？”
Day, the justifications for Germany met in the streets of Hank and his wife, Li Tak: "Hank, for the treatment of amnesia you last month that clinics how?"
"Excellent," Hank said, "where doctors taught me a set of the most advanced memory, and I am now very different from the past!"
"Great!" Read said with excitement: "That clinic is what name ah?"
"…… Called" Hank Zuosaiyouxiang, also can recall how, suddenly shoot him wondering about reasons of ethics, "that there are many thorns flower called what?"
"Are you saying that Rose?"
"Yes, the Rose!"
Finished, Hank turn asked his wife: "Rose, you told me that my last month to the clinic that is what name?"
6.英語訪談對話 越簡單越好
記者reporter(R)
學生1(S1)
學生2(S2)
學生3(S3)
R:Excuse me,I am a reporter from China * I ask you some quetions?
S123:OK.
R:Do you know Super Boy?
S123:Yes!
S1:I am a fans of Weicheng!I like him very much.
S2: I think Zhang Jie is the best,and Wang yue qin's performance is not bad,too.
S3:Su xin is my love!
R:Wow,I am very suprised that you are so crazy about it.
* you sent a message to support them?
S1:Yes, I have.
S2:Me,too.
s3:Althogh i love them but i have not do that,because i don't
have my own mobile phone yet.
R:What do you think of the competition such as Superboy?
S1:I think it's a good place for the people who like singing to
show themselves.
S2:I agree with you.
S3:En ,i think i will attend it in future.
R:Thank you .
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