華閱文章網1.英語句子5句,要有趣的,要簡單的
1. Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
5. You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
6. Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
7. Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！
10. I don't want to see you* **ce！ 我不愿再見到你！
11. You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？（美國人絕對常用！）
13. Don't bother me. 別煩我。
14. Knock it off. 少來這一套。
15. Get out of my face. 從我面前消失！
16. Leave me alone. 走開。
17. Get lost.滾開！
18. Take a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。
19. You piss me off. 你氣死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 關屁事！
21. What's the meaning of this？ 這是什么意思？
22. How dare you！ 你敢！
23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
24. You stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！
25. You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厭倦了。
27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李陽老師常用）
28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話。
29. Shut up！ 閉嘴！
30. What do you want？ 你想怎么樣？
31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道現在都幾點嗎？
32. What were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？
33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以這樣說？
34. Who says？ 誰說的？
35. That's what you think！ 那才是你腦子里想的！
36. Don't look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。
37. What did you say？ 你說什么？
38. You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！
39. You make me so mad.你氣死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！
2.簡單有趣的英語小短文
經典的中英文對照至理名言哦~~~
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界里你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先 生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。
11. Theres always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
這些在我看來比較經典，望采納，謝謝！
3.一些簡單的英文情話
有那些簡單的英文情話：1、I love you with all my heart.我全心全意愛你。
2、one life one love！一生只愛你一個。3、My heart belongs to you.我的心屬于你。
4、When I close my eyes。all I see is you.一閉上眼，看到的全部是你。
5、I love you for you.我真心愛你！6、Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.執子之手，與子偕老。7、You light up my life.你照亮我的生命。
8、You are my sweet-heart.你是我的寶貝。9、You mean the world to me.你對我來說，就是全世界。
10、you are my only love.你是我的最愛。最美的10句簡短英文情話：1、one life one love!2、I love you for you.3、You are my sweet-heart.4、you are my only love.5、You light up my life.6、My heart belongs to you.7、You mean the world to me.8、Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.9、When I close my eyes。
all I see is you.10、I love you with all my heart.美麗的英文句子：1、【一份不渝的友誼，執著千萬個祝福，給我想念的朋友，溫馨的問候。 For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much。】
2、【No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry。 沒有人值得讓你為他/她流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
】3、【I'll think of you every step of the way。 我會想你，在漫漫長路的每一步。】
4、【It's often said that you will have the same life as the person you find。 Therefore, different choices make different endings。
人們說，找到了什么樣的人就有了什么樣的生活，于是不同的選擇，就有不同的童話結尾。 】5、【Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to。
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。 】6、【It seems like just yesterday, you came into my world stole my heart and you stole my whole person, don't return to me, because we will be together forever！好像是昨天的事，你走進了我的世界偷走了我的心也偷走了我整個人，不用還我了，因為我們要永遠在一起！】7、【To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world。
對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。 】8、【The love world is big, which can hold hundreds of disappointments; the love world is small which is crowded even with three people inside。
原來愛情的世界很大，大到可以裝下上百種委屈； 原來愛情的世界很小，小到三個人就擠到窒息。 】9、【I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet！ 盡管還不曾離開，我已對你朝思暮想！】10、【To keep someone around you is not love; love is to let the one you love go freely。
不是把對方留在自己身邊才叫愛，能放手讓所愛的人離開，也是愛的一種。 】11、【Every day without you is like a book without pages。
沒有你的日子就像一本沒有書頁的書。】12、【I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you。
我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。 】13、【The one you love also loves you。
This is a miracle。 And the god names this as falling in love with each other。
自己愛的人同時也愛著自己，這簡直是一種奇跡， 神明為這種奇跡取了一個名字，叫做戀愛。 】14、【我要幸福的昏倒了！ I am too happy to stand faint！】15、【How it feels when you are loved by the one you love? How could it be like? If you want to answer it immediately, you shall know how happy you are。
被自己所愛的人深愛著是什么樣的感覺呢？會是什么樣子呢？ 想要立刻回答的人，你要知道自己是多么幸福。 】16、【If I know what love is, it is because of you。
因為你，我懂得了愛。簡短的英文情話】17、【Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile。
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。 】18、【月亮代表我的心！ The moonlight stands for my heart！】19、【難道你怕一個深愛著你的癡情兒？ Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply？】20、【Never expect the perfect man, it's not because that you cannot find, but just because there is no perfect man。
不要期待完美的男人，不是因為你期待不到，而是根本沒有完美的男人。 】21、【In spite of you and me and the silly world going to pieces around us,I love you。
哪怕是世界末日，我都會愛你。】22、【The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them。
失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。 】23、【It is better to have love and lost than never to have loved at all。
寧可曾經愛過而失敗，也不要從來未曾有過一次愛。 】24、【Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you。
不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時。
4.求英語簡短小笑話 5句 10個
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch *:There is no electricity *:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 邁克：媽媽，我想看電視。
媽媽：今晚停電了。邁克：那我們就點著蠟燭看吧。
* Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。 "把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。
" 小女孩回答道。3. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
4. I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue！ " 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。 “是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
5. A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet？" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。
她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。
她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？”6. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。 -- 他真是一個大人物。
干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 7. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。
在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。
這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。” * little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
9. Bring me the winner —- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員， 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。 -- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。 10. Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年輕者” 這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。
如果你只有65歲的話， 千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。
每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”。
5.急需：英語小笑話,簡單短小,而且超級爆笑
* it a boy or a girlA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻譯：是男孩還是女孩？A：看看那個留短發和藍色牛仔褲的年輕人。
是男孩還是女孩？B：是個女孩。她是我的女兒。
A：哦，對不起，先生。我不知道你是她的父親。
B：我不是。我是她的媽媽。
* uglyMary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..翻譯：非常丑陋的瑪麗：約翰說我很漂亮。安迪說我很丑。
你覺得怎么樣，彼得？彼得：我覺得你很丑。* fartA man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem."Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."翻譯：沉默的屁：沉默的屁一個人走進醫生的辦公室，遇到了一個嚴重的問題。
“醫生，我在無聲氣體排放方面有問題。在家里，工作，甚至在教堂，我放出無數的無聲屁，無論我走到哪里！事實上，我坐在這里和你談過三次。
我們該怎么辦？”醫生回答說：“我們要做的第一件事就是檢查你的聽力。”* tax with a smileA: I hate paying my income tax.B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?A: I'd like to but they insist on money！翻譯：A：我討厭付所得稅。
B：你應該是個好公民——你為什么不微笑著付錢呢？A：我很愿意，但是他們堅持要錢！* his placeAn attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor."So, what is it?" grumbled the governor."Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."翻譯：代替他：取代他的位置午夜過后，一位律師打電話給州長，堅持要他跟他談一件非常緊急的事情。一個助手最終同意喚醒州長。
“那么，這是什么呢？”州長抱怨道。“Garber法官剛剛去世，”律師說，“我想接替他的位置。”
州長回答說：“好吧，如果殯儀館還好的話，我就可以了。”5.I'm SickOne day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the *: Hamid, the doctor is here to see *: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.翻譯：我生病了一天，哈米德感到很不舒服，他去了醫院。
護士：哈米德，醫生來見你。哈米德：告訴他，我看不見他。
我病了。向姑姑道歉爸爸：“兒子，你怎么稱呼你的阿姨傻？”去跟她說聲對不起。”
兒子：（走到姨媽跟前）“阿姨，對不起你是個笨蛋。”* sorry to auntDad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."*g loveGirl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes, *: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love.翻譯：永恒的愛：永恒的愛女孩：你愛我嗎？男孩：是的，親愛的。
女孩：你愿意為我而死嗎？男孩：不，我的愛是永恒的擴展資料：look at看； 審視； 評判； 接受young person(14-17歲的)未成年人； 少年short hair短頭發blue jeans藍色斜紋布褲子，牛仔褲do you你愿意嗎fart<諱>放屁； 討厭的人； 令人厭煩的人； 蠢人walks步態（ walk的名詞復數 ）； 人行道； 步行的路徑； 走，步行，散步（ walk的第三人稱單數 ）； 出現； 陪伴…走； 徒步旅行'vehave 的縮略形式At home在家； 在國內； 在家接待客人； 精通and even乃至。
6.簡單搞笑的英語對話
Topic: the academy life Judih: Hi,Cys,Angy, long time no see! How are you? C: Hi , * are you? Yes, It's really long time since we met last time on the " Farewell Party" of our senior high school. A: Yes, Judy, you look so different now..en..i have to say you look gorgeous! J: Ha ha! Thanks my friends. How's everything going in your univercities, by the way? C: Well! Neither too bad nor too good! You know the academy life is just like that ,from classroom to library everyday, nothing special. I am a little bit bored of it! I wish i could be out of city town to enjoy the Fresh air in the countryside. A: But my academy life is so fantastic. I have read a lot of famous works in library ,seems it's not enough to have only 24 hours per day. I love it, everyday is so rich and colorful. Hey , just to imagine what we will be after graduation makes me so excited and spunky. What about you Judy? J: Me? oh , wonderful! I joined many communities in my University, and quite lot of outdoor experiences have made me amounts of friends , it also helps me prepare myself for the fierce competition before I get into the real market. C: oh Judy , I envy you,i wish i could be with you do some out-door exercises. A: Judy , yeah! You remind me something maybe I should register some community in my University but not only with my "Shakespeare"! J: oh Come on, girls! Everyone can make the academy life special and unforgettable, the problem is in which way you choose to live your academy life! My friends, good luck and best wishes to all of your families, will see you around! A & C: you too, my dear sis! see you later! DIALOGUE 1 A: Why is it that some people are always buying beyond their means? I mean, they do not make that much and spend half of their incomes on designer clothes as such. B: My theory is that insecure people need to wear famous brand clothing to feel good. C: Yes! They want people to know that they are good enough to afford the best. A: Well, I don't agree that name brands are just for the insecure. I mean, I like my designer clothes too. I do think designer shoes are more comfortable. C: So, you buy designer shoes for comfort? How about those ridiculous designer sweaters that have holes in them and shoes that have 2.5cm heels? B: Hah~! And those funny hats! You surely aren't saying that these things are functional. A: i disagree. Most designer and brand-name items are actually not useless. What you see on the catwalks are just the extremes. What you find in the stores is more functional. B: And not much less expensive! So don't tell me that you're into designer stuff. A: Like I said, some things are worth spending the money on, like stylish but comfortable shoes. But I wouldn't get designer underwear, for example. I mean, for one pair of brand-name underwear, Ican buy 10 pairs of sturdy cotton underwear at the market and just throw them into the wash and not be heartbroken if they change color. But I'd buy a brand-name washing machine because I believe they work longer. DIALOGUE 2 A: Hey, that's a beautiful bag you've got! Is it genuine Louis Vuitton? B: No, are you kidding? I can't afford the real thing. It's a fake that I got at a street market on the cheap. C: But don't you feel bad supporting pirates? I mean pirated stuff undercuts companies which produce the real things. B: So should we all drive Ferraris? There are those who can afford to and those who can't. Those who can't buy a cheaper sports car and paint it Ferrari-red. Pirated stuff is for those too poor to afford the real thing. C: I think it is illegal. B: What? Illegal to want to look good? A: No, illegal to own, sell and above all, manufacture fakes. It's like copyright - if you author a book, you don't want someone else to print and sell it for their own profits, do you? B: I see what you mean about books, but if I write a novel, I hope it's read by as many people as possible so I price it so that it's accessible to the most. But designer luxury items are priced beyond most people's means - they are not intended for the general public but for the elite few. And that's why I don't care about supporting pirated luxury items. C: What aoubt pirated textbooks? A photocopy of the original at a tenth of the price? Would you buy that? Furthermore, what about music? I mean CDs and the like？ 希望令你滿意！B: Um, I guess you're right there. It's not fair to exploit the work of other authors and producers. But I still wish they wouldn't price their products so high。
7.有趣的簡短的英語句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
8.簡單又搞笑的兩人英語對話
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經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）
女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。）
經典對話二：
男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
經典對話三：
男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
經典對話四：
男：Is this seat empty？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
經典對話五：
男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。）
經典對話七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）