華閱文章網1.中秋節的英語笑話,短點的
The Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!
2.關于中秋節的英語笑話
The Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
3.關于中秋的英文笑話帶中文
The Speeding TicketA police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。
Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth *r: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole *r: The car is stolen?Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in *r: You have a gun in there?Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the *r: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the *n: Sir, can I see your license?Driver: Sure, *n: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the *n: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in * opens it, and sure enough, there's no *n: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in *: No * trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare *n: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the *: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!。
4.有關中秋節的英文笑話
The Speeding Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。
Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: You have a gun in there? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!? The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation. Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure, Officer. Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun. Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there. Driver: No problem. The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire. Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!。
5.中秋英語笑話
Who is the first moon landing person As soon as arrives midautumn festival, thinks of moon, saw themoon thinks of Chang E Therefore my joke certainly cannot leave Chang E Graciousness, humph One day A student asks teacher [ Why 阿姆斯 as strongly as Moon on when Has not seen Chang E ] Teacher has thought for a long time for a long time Finally He said。
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Because Chang E is rushing month time 撞死 by the meteor ㄌ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - Romantic midautumn festival The midautumn festival festival, the bright moon 當頭，nearby the garden running water, the Yu professional femaleentertainer 小鳥依人 depends on in the overlord item of featherchest Two people look up to the bright moonlight Listens carefullythe running water, enjoys the breeze In this like picture scenery, dark clouds have fluttered, a night ofdiscoloration is dim The beautiful woman turns the head to looknearby body the person, talking during sleep said: "item of courtattendant, such beautiful scene, lets the person not be unconsciousvery can make many silly matters." An item of feather hears the word, does not return says " Last yearlikes you to propose the time moonlight the present also to have to bedimmer than。
" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - The play said Chang E Recently South Korea's tidied up the wind to blow the daycourtyard, the speech said this day Chang E tidied up, her treasurejade hare on the moon spoke of: "Ha depends on, have you how entirebecome Li Yu spring appearance?" "Not means, I before the appearance fell behind, now popular ultrafemale, but estimated this appearance jade emperor was sure to like"meeting has been entering the palace.. Saw the jade emperor, Chang E has almost fainted, becausenearby his body was standing "Chang E"! ~ By now side the fairy maiden shouted: "The bold cheap person,saw jade emperor and the grandmother does not kneel down." Chang E now at last understood, big sound track: "Chang E seesalso。." Grandmother: "Chang E? You also tidied up? How but again tidies up thejade emperor also not to be able to have a liking for you." "You entire became the appearance which the old lady did not want, thejade emperor want you?" Two women angry glares looked at each other, to quarrel N not to havefor a long time the fruit, suddenly two people both flushed to thejade emperor side, a person pulled a his arm, let the jade emperorchoose. The jade emperor thought the body is quickly pulled has dispersed, isdriven beyond the limits of forebearance, as soon as jumps Lao Gao,has cast off two women: "Other has struggled, I am too white Venus!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - All is the moon cake Letter Midautumn Festival. O: I am long like the moon cake. C:I also am the moon cake, has been nipped by the person. D: I also amthe moon cake, has been cut by the person a knife. Q: I also am themoon cake, mmm。
。 Has revealed a stuffing. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - Has the excrement the moon cake Midautumn Festival arrived, the fathers and sons two peoplemake the moon cake together The son was just studies does, asked thedaddy: "Should the daddy, what stuffing use?" One side the daddy wipesaway sweat said that, "Was casual ~" the son just to see in the familythe cat to pull 陀 excrement, for secretly admitted the * very evening, the daddy selected son's moon cake to eat, atewhile said the real taste, asked the son: "With what stuffing?" Theson said that, "With cat cat's corpulence." The daddy just for ate bynow the moon cake - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - Center harvest moon circle A pair of lover strolls in the flower month before last under. Male: "What also has to be able to be happier than this midautumnfestival's bright moonlight?" Female: "That only had ' the honeymoon '." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - Is unsafe The moon cake falls in love with the steamed bun, goes all outto pursue, the steamed bun does not pledge to fight to the death * moon cake feels bad: (Port cavity) is this for what? Steamed bun:My mother said, in your belly all is the flowered colored intestines. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - Moon cake stuffing The small fish entangles mother to let her buy the meatstuffing moon cake. Fish mother bothersome: What eats to eat, yourelder sister's lesson is not big? Must eat earthworm stuffing themonth Cake, result how? Is fished by the fisherman!。
6.【有關中秋節的英文笑話200
The Speeding Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。
Officer:May I see your driver's license?Driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended when I got my fifth *r:Can I see the registration for this vehicle?Driver:Oh,it's not my car.I stole *r:The car is stolen?Driver:*,but come to think of it,I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in *r:You have a gun in there?Driver:Yes *'s where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the *'s in the *r:There's a BODY in the trunk?!The officer tells the man to hold on,backs off carefully,and calls for *y,the car is surrounded by police,and the captain approaches the driver to handle the *n:Sir,can I see your license?Driver:Sure,*n:Hmm,this license is just * car is this?Driver:It's mine,*'s the *n:Could you slowly open the glove compartment,please,so I can see if there's a gun in there?Driver:Yes,sir,but there's no gun in * opens it,and sure enough,there's no *n:Would you mind if we opened the trunk?I was told you said there's a body in *:No * trunk is opened,nothing in there but a spare *n:The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,stole the car,had a gun in the glove compartment,and that there was a dead body in the *:Yeah,I'll bet he told you I was speeding,too!。
7.關于中秋節的趣聞趣事（英文）,簡短些,最好幾分鐘能讀完
every year's mid-autumn fest is my most anticipated day, not because of the delicious mooncakes, nor is it because of the beautiful round moon, but it's because every year at this time, the family can be together, whether it's the relatives working or the good friends studying far away. this year was even more special than other years, because today it is my good friend's birthday, at night, my friends and I brought lots of presents to her house, she was out very early to welcome us. After we gave her the presents, we all went to the roof of her house, her parents had already prepared the cake, we talked about the interesting things that happened in university, it seemed that everyone's lives were full of joy. while we were eating cake, we started to have a cake fight, making our clothes covered in cake when we got home. This years mid-autumn fest was special and fun, hope everyone will remain happy forever, this is our wish to the moon, i believe it will come true。
8.急求中秋節英文笑話,中英文都要有
有屎的月餅
中秋節到了，父子二人一起做月餅.兒子是剛剛學做的，就問爸爸：“爸爸，應該用什么餡？”爸爸一邊擦擦汗說：“隨便啦~”兒子剛好就看見家里的貓在拉了一陀屎，就把屎給偷偷地放進去。當晚，爸爸就挑了兒子的月餅吃，邊吃邊說真滋味，就問兒子：“用什么餡的？”兒子說：“用貓貓的便便。”爸爸這時剛好把月餅給吃了 ！！
the fly-blown moon cake
the Mid-Autumn Festival is * father and his son are making some moon cake . his son is a newer ,he just learn to make it. the boy asks his dad :
"what we can use inside ?" the father says :"anything。" At that time ,his son
sees feces which the family's cat made .So he slinkingly put the feces into moon * the evening ,the father just eats the moon cake which his son made .he says the cake is very good ,and asks his son "what's the stuffing ?"His son smilly says :"the cat's feces "But it's late ,the father already eat it !!
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