華閱文章網1.給一篇簡單的6年級以內的英語小笑話帶中文 不要對話
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。
" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. 你爸爸幫你了嗎？ 一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興 ，同時也十分驚訝。
他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都 做對了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。" 英語幽默笑話 Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道："我受不了你這個苯蛋了！" 吉姆說："你媽媽能！" 附：bear 有兩重意思："生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 圣誕節英語笑話 Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students. 祝老師圣誕節充滿平安和愛。
Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you. 愿你的圣誕光彩奪目，愿你的新年燦爛輝煌！佳節快樂！ Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 愿你擁有圣誕節所有美好的祝福。 Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season. 祝節日幸福如意。
Hope all your Christmas dreams come true！ 愿你所有的圣誕夢想都成真！ 英語短笑話 一：She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.” 二：I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right？” 英語四級笑話 一婦女經常光顧一家古董店，但幾乎從不買什么東西，卻總是對商品和價格吹毛求疵。
對于那婦女的粗暴抱怨，經理和她的銷售員總是應付了事，但是有一天她做得太過分了。“為什么你們店里總是不能得到我想要的東西？”那名婦女指責說。
職員臉上帶著微笑，沉著地回答道：“也許是因為我們太有禮貌了。” A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the woman. U %o= +Gc ]h:,.KMu。
2.求一些六年級小學生易懂的英語小笑話,要短一點
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "can you get me for the future?" The little boy said: "of course can, we're not one or two years old!"
一個三歲小男孩拉著一個三歲小女孩的手說：“我愛你。”小女孩說：“你能為我的未來負責嗎？”小男孩說：“當然能，我們都不是一兩歲的人了！
3.英語幽默搞笑的兩人對話,最好是六年級的
推薦幾篇好了 I work for 7up"！ 我可是在七喜公司工作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！" Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。
女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。
在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”（這個不錯吧，哈哈，剛開始還沒完全懂呢）。
4.適合六年級小學生易懂易讀簡短英語小笑話
Not so fast 別那么急嘛 A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（歡慶的） charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem1 ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily2. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." 一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂，那里有一場盛大慈善活動正在進行著。
在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個人作出點自己的貢獻。 “好主意！”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧？” “著什么急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個貢獻，對我來說，這是一個完全的獻身。”
The boy and the snails 男孩和蝸牛 A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning？" 一個鄉下少年到處尋找蝸牛，當他雙手都塞滿了蝸牛后，就準備點火烤著吃。火點著了，蝸牛也開始感覺到熱了，他們紛紛退向堅殼的深處，同時還發出“咝咝”的噪音。
男孩子聽到了蝸牛發出的噓聲，便說：“你們這些連命都快沒有的家伙，怎么還能有心情在窩里著火時吹口哨呢？” Don't Argue with Children 不要和小孩爭論 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." 一個小女孩和她的老師正在談論有關鯨魚的事情。 她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個人的。
因為盡管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物，可它的嗓子非常小。” 那個小女孩說約拿（一位西伯來先知）就是被鯨魚吞掉的。
她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的。” 那個小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”
她的老師問：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦？” 那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”。
5.六年級英語對話 簡單點 要有點幽默 要我看得懂的 快快 急 沒分了
Student:I can't solve this problem.
Teacher:What?Any five-year-old child could solve it
Student:That's why I can't.I'm ten
學生：我不會做這道題。
老師：什么？任何一個五歲的孩子都會做。
學生：那就是我不會做的原因。我10歲了。
Father:What are you going to be when you grow up?
Son:I want to take a bus here and there,and my bag is always full of money
Father:All * can work as a conductor.
爸爸：你長大后想干什么？
兒子：我想坐著車到處跑，并且口袋里總是裝滿了錢。
爸爸：那好，你當一名售票員好了。
純屬手打……
6.需要一個六年級簡單 易懂 比較短 的英語小笑話
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不識字 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
7.六年級的英語搞笑對話
everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her. "are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly. "yes,"she whispered. "good,"he said,"may l have your seat then ?。
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