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          六人英語簡短搞笑話劇劇本(適合6個人演的英語小短劇)

          1.適合6個人演的英語小短劇

          英語短劇:The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威) T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I'll dieimmediately. Oh, there's nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) 老虎︰ 我是一只偉大的老虎。

          我很堅強。我很勇敢。

          我是森林之王。但是我現在很餓。

          我必須找到某事。吃一次,否則我會立即死掉。

          哦,還有這兒什么也沒有。在這里不算什么,要么。

          哦,我想休息一下。(睡得好) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!狐貍︰ 我是一只狐貍。

          你可以看到,我漂亮又可愛。我擅長欺騙 0and 說謊。

          只是現在我騙出一塊肉的船員。它是多么的美味!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.老虎︰ 啊,一只狐貍。

          一頓好飯。啊,一頓好飯。

          Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?狐貍︰ 噢,我的上帝 !我該怎么辦?是的我有一個好主意。是的一個好主意。

          你好 !虎姐 !你好嗎?Tiger: Not so good. I'm very hungry now. I want toeat you.老虎︰ 不太好。我現在很餓了。

          我想要吃了你。Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I'm the king of the forest! I'm the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.狐貍︰ 哦,親愛的!你怎么敢這樣說 !我是森林之王 !我是森林之王 !如果你想要吃我,我會讓你死現在。

          Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can't belive her. I'm the king of the forest here.老虎︰ 她是王。她在騙我。

          我真不敢相信她。我是森林的這兒之王。

          Fox: If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.狐貍︰ 如果你不相信我,只是跟著我,看看誰是森林之王 Tiger: Ok. Let's go.老虎︰ 好。我們走吧。

          Rabbit: I'm a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It's toohard. I can't pull itout.兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜歡吃蘿卜。

          啊,一個大蘿卜。哦!太難了。

          我不能把它拔。Bird: I'm a bird.鳥︰ 我是一只鳥。

          Rabbit: Hi!兔子︰ 嗨 !Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?鳥︰ 嗨 !在這兒干嗎,兔子小姐?我可以幫你嗎?Rabbit: Yes, please.兔子︰ 是的請。Frog: I'm a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。

          你好 !你在這里干什么?你需要什么?R&B: Yes, come on!R&B︰ 是啊,來吧!Frog : Ok! I'm coming!青蛙︰ Ok !我來了 !Bear: I'm a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好,每個人 !你在這里干什么?R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it * come and help us.R、B & F︰ 來吧 !加油!熊先生 !你是如此強大。

          請到這里來。還有一個大蘿卜。

          我們正在拔。請過來幫我們。

          Bear: Ok! I'm coming.熊︰ Ok !我來了。Fox: Hello, Bear!狐貍︰ 你好,熊 !Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 熊︰ 嗨,狐貍。

          哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑) Fox: Hello, Frog!狐貍︰ 你好,青蛙 !Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 青蛙︰ 嗨,狐貍。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑) Fox: Hello, Bird!狐貍︰ 你好,鳥 !Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 鳥︰ 嗨,狐貍。

          哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑) Fox: Hello, Rabbit!狐貍︰ 你好,兔子 !Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 兔︰ 嗨,狐貍。哦,一只老虎 !(逃跑) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!狐貍︰ 老虎,現在,你看到。

          他們是如此害怕 !他們都跑開了 !Tiger: Yes, you are right. It's true. I'm very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That's allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正確的。它是真實的。

          非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。

          那就算了。我會跑掉。

          他是國王。他是國王。

          Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.狐貍︰哇 !還有一個大蘿卜。現在,蘿卜是屬于我的。

          小短劇的精髓特點有一下十點:1、精短凝煉、簡潔明了。2、手法新穎、視角獨特。

          3、幽默為主、喜劇對白。4、制作期短 、考慮成本。

          5、主題專一、欄目固定。6、網絡傳播、影響廣泛。

          7、門檻不高、人人可試。8、題材廣泛、不拘一格。

          9、容易出手、市場急需。10、形式多元、結構緊密。

          2.6人搞笑英語話劇劇本

          阿甘正傳的片斷 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。

          EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.。

          3.跪求英語六人搞笑劇本

          On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, 。

          六個高中生走在回家的路上,一邊聊天,一邊笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home? 喂,哥們,你們放學后干什么啊? B: I'm going to watch the soccer game * parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳(跺腳) C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙(唱)如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮) A:(to D) what about you? A(對D說) 你呢? D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D:(裝打哈欠)我恨不得馬上躺在沙發上.真困!(打哈欠) All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打個盹(打盹) all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然,A 意識到E不見了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A(對F說) E, F 呢? F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.剛才還在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四處尋找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那! 他在那!(手指遠處) C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了,他和一個流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜歡狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗樣子很兇唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我們快叫他別理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back! 大伙(大聲叫)E! 回來!回來! B: Oh my god! He is bleeding! 天啊!他流血了! D: The dog bit him! 他被狗咬了! F: Hurry up! 快過去看看! Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著(裝疼叫) ALL: (to E)are you all right? 你怎么樣? E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) (搖頭,疼叫) A: let's call for help! 快叫救護.! All: help! Help! 有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了! They can not find any help nearby. 附近沒有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去醫院吧! All: let's go! 走! B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They go to the hospital. 他們朝醫院走去. The End 劇終 不知道你們會不會唱那首歌”If you're happy and you know it”, 如果不會就照讀好了.唱歌的話效果會好些.。

          4.關于英語小品搞笑劇本,6人

          7人的英語小品劇本,短篇 .可任選其一。

          pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料,小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……(用臟菜刀) Wow, everything is ready! 糖果鉆出來(跳舞),跳完后,非常難過地說:Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty!(拖糖果下場) Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門,看到小販) (小販拉著糖上場,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me!(非常焦急) M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!(引誘兩個女孩) M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?(輕蔑) M&A: Money?(對視) M:Oh, I've no money!(失落之極) A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開,下場) M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)。

          5.六人演英語搞笑話劇

          旁白:話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。

          梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語,尤其擅長模仿馬丁?路德?金的演講。(旁白暫停,鄧英文“I have a dream ”)。

          祝英臺一心夢想出國,夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人(旁白暫停,祝英文“this is BBC….)最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告別。

          L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I'll miss you so much.! Z: I love you, too! Don't worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I'll marry you as soon as I'm back. Wait for me just for two years. L: I'll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean. Z: I'll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo 旁白:一周以后,祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。 L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I'm calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you'd better find a better girl. L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I'll get married. L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。

          I love his money and I love his body. L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I'll give you some color to see see. I'll kill you! I will kill you in America! Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁白:祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈,他發下毒誓:不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和GRE。

          當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺,他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。

          I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也來到了美國,四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當年的愛人祝英臺,而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。

          L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I'm Liang Shanbo. I'm here to kill you. Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. M: You! Get out of here. L: You! Get out of here! M: 電話來了。Hello, I'm in wuhan. Ok ok I'll come right now Z: Please don't go. Just stay, please. He'll kill me. M: I know! But if I stay, he'll kill me by the way.. Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典? M: Sorry, I'm not good at 葵花寶典. I'm just good at 新華字典。

          Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say. Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you'd love me forever. Don't kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni.. L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I'll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can't love you, the only choice is to kill you. Z: 曾經Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn't cherish * I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing) L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!! Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course. Please don't kill me!!!! L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don't know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L: You hear this. I 'm sorry. But don't worry , I' ll go to heaven together with you. Z: All right kill me, then we'll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing) (sing) Z: 親愛的你別殺我 殺了我你也沒有好結果 L: 親愛的我也不想殺 可是大家非得要我殺。

          6.誰有6人英語搞笑短劇劇本

          又到了每天中午吃飯的時間了,各種插隊現象絡繹不絕。

          現在上演女生版插隊 B:"好多人啊!" A:'中國的道路交通真得改改了!" B:"哎,我想到一個問題,你知道司馬遷是怎么死的嗎?" A:'不知道哎!" B:"LONG,LONG AGO,司馬遷排隊去買餛飩,因為人太多了,他便開始寫>,等到他寫完的時候,他前面只剩下一個人了,這時飯堂的阿姨卻把出飯口給關了,司馬遷就心臟病發,掛了." A:"啊!?那我們,會不會像司馬遷那樣啊? B;"不會,前面那個男生好傻哦!說不定可以玩玩他喔!" A:(A同學拍拍正在發呆的C)“同學你好帥哦!你的頭發很有型哎!” B:“恩,(拼命點頭)。還有眉毛很卡哇伊丫,還有還有,他長得好象周潤發哦,對不對呀! A:"不對,不對,因該是像吳克群." B:“對哎,對哎!我是不是失明了呀?怎么沒看見呢!?我真的很木啊! C:(有些不好意思,在那兒笑) A:“所以為了更好得看清你的帥氣,我們可不可以站在你的前面呢?(很崇拜的樣子) C:“(已被沖昏了頭腦,突然從口袋里掏出一面鏡子,邊照邊摸自己的臉說:“呀!終于遇見伯樂了呀!這兩位真是好眼力啊!想當年有一女生那是一見我就激動得在那兒抖啊!(一捋頭發)可想而知我有多帥啊!” A和B(切切私語,那肯定是一冬天,那女生冷的。”

          ) A:“上當咧! B:“好笨喔!趕緊端完飯盤走人嘍!(接著兩位走入后臺) C:(還在那自戀) (接著學生會干部出場,無須配音) D、E:哈,哈,大家好,我們就是當年赤姹風云的學生會干部。 D攬著C說:“誰插隊啦!(表情曖昧) C、D、E同時指著A、B A、B(馬上僵在那里,B手上的書掉了下來,A手上的紙沒掉)。

          7.求一個搞笑英語話劇劇本(6人)

          《孔雀東南飛》(英文搞笑話劇) 本文來自: 恒星英語學習網( 詳細出處參考: 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打狀跑上臺,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指著上臺處的門大聲道)I'mnotafraidofyou! (內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I'mafraidofwhom? -*raverthanme, .AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!! (內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.-in-law,what'sup? JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:! L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)。

          8.6人搞笑英語話劇劇本加翻譯

          FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。

          EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world. 譯文: 福勒斯特(畫外音),媽媽,但她絕對是對的。

          這是有趣的事情怎么工作。 分機。

          河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天 福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。

          福勒斯特(畫外音) 我沒在家待太長時間,因為我犯了一個 保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。

          所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的 家庭和使他們的介紹。 布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看,福勒斯特。

          布魯太太你是不是瘋了,還是天生就這么蠢? 福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,夫人藍色的。 布魯太太我猜一猜。

          分機。布巴的墳墓——天 福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。

          福勒斯特(畫外音) 當然,我也去看望了布巴本人。 福勒斯特:嘿,布巴,是我,福勒斯特?甘普。

          我記得 你說的一切,我讓所有事情都盤算好了。 福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。

          福勒斯特,我將花二萬四千、五百 和六十二美元和美分,我得到……47個 分機。河口——天 福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。

          福勒斯特(畫外音) ……嗯,這是一個新發型后留下的和 新衣服,我把媽媽去豪華晚宴 而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。 福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。

          福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。 老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。

          你是蠢還是什么? 福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,先生。 分機。

          布巴的墳墓 福勒斯特站在墳墓。 福勒斯特好,那就是后留下的我、說、“我 中國乒乓球隊,我All-America而已 我喜歡打乒乓球,Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”

          ,每個人都知道這不是真的,但是媽媽說的話嗎 這只是一個小小的善意謊言,這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。 所以,無論如何,我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的 網、全新的shrimpin的船。

          分機。河口——天 福勒斯特steers蝦船。

          他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。

          它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。

          福勒斯特(畫外音) 現在,布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin ', 但你知道我發現嗎?。

          9.求一個搞笑小品,6人表演,要求臺詞帶有簡單英語

          話劇可以不?6人英語話劇小劇本-小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood 第一場:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (媽媽拿著一個籃子,把桌子上的水果放在籃子里) Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌,歡快地跑進來)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一邊把水果放在籃子里,心事重重地說)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood:(邊提起籃子,邊點頭說)Ok! Mum: (親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場:在路上 (一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下籃子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(隨著一陣低沉的音樂,Wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辮子,天真地回答)To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf:(自言自語)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(對Little Red Riding Hood說)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞) Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大樹后) Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場:Grandma家 Grandma: (喘著氣出場,顫顫悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床邊,喘了幾口,打幾個哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

          Wolf:(從樹后出來,邊走邊說)I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma' s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it's here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf:(裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音,一邊得意地搖動尾巴,一邊說)It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma: (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma: (驚慌失措地抓緊衣服,瞪著眼睛,邊叫迫從床 上滾到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翹起大拇指)Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood:(高興地敲門)*a. Wolf:(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

          Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳著進來,把籃子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,邊摸邊說)Look! What a big hands? Wolf:(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No! Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃狀,拍拍肚子說)It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter: (一邊拿著槍,一邊做尋找狀出場)Where's the wolf? Look! A door.(推門)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf:(發出呼呼的響聲) Hunter: (端起槍想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(從桌子上拿起剪刀,舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma: (從桌子上拿來針線) Little Red Riding Hood:(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three. Hunter: (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里) Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter: (拿起槍)Woke up! Wolf:(起床,兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf:(邊跑邊說) Help! Don't shot me! Hunter: (開槍)Bang, bang! Wolf: (應聲倒下) Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you。

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