短小幽默的英語小故事
* First 女士優先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士優先
一位老師問班上的學生:”公牛和母牛在田里“這個句子對嗎?” 大多數學生回答說:“對,一點不錯。”
只有一個小男孩說:“不對,應該先說女士。”
* is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里?
老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生:可以。
我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師:“雞蛋”在哪?
學生:在蛋糕里,先生。
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