華閱文章網1.4人英語小品,要簡短
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
2.4人英語小品,要簡短
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
3.四人簡單英語話劇
龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎么還要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。） Together: ( Music)。
! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔烏龜，準備好了嗎？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （親愛的！快點喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go！ （預備，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won't sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。）
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴們，快過來，幫幫我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （烏龜，你為什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，為什么？她為什么會去那兒？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她說“媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。
我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。
咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （讓我們把她喊回來吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來。）
4.4人小品劇本（簡單英語）
馬東：全國的觀眾朋友們我和我的五官給您 齊：拜年啦！ 眼睛：我是馬東的眼睛我祝大家眉開眼笑！ 馬東：嘿，我這眼睛多喜慶！ 耳朵：我是馬東的耳朵我祝您耳聽八方！ 馬東：大耳朵有福！ 嘴巴：我是馬東的嘴我祝大家笑口常開！ 馬東：我的嘴會說話。
鼻子：我是馬東的鼻子我祝大家#@&……@#@！）（英語：春節快樂！） 馬東：嘿，為什么到我這輩改外國鼻子了？ 鼻子：洋鼻子大呀，您喘氣兒痛快！ 眼睛、耳朵、嘴：（笑）對，您喘氣兒痛快！ 馬東：我痛快什么呀，麻煩了！ 眼、鼻、嘴、耳：怎么了？ 馬東：昨天晚上我酒后駕車，讓警察逮著，駕照給扣了，怎么辦？ 眼睛：我可沒看見！ 耳朵：這跟我可沒關系啊！ 馬東：停！干嘛？又犯老毛病，誰都跑不了，一個一個說。來，誰先說？你？你！眼睛，你看的最清楚你先說。
眼睛（盯著耳朵）：我說什么呀？ 馬東：酒后駕車呀！ 眼睛（依舊盯著耳朵）：誒喲，你酒后駕車啦？ 馬東：我說你看著我說行嗎？ 眼睛：我這不看著你呢嘛！ 馬東：這是看著我的嗎，我，在這兒呢。 眼睛（轉向鼻子）：哦你在這兒呢，誒你好你好 馬東：嘿，我這什么眼睛這是 眼睛（轉向觀眾）：您不知道，馬東這眼睛有毛病。
馬東：我眼睛有什么毛病啊 眼睛：斜眼兒 馬東：我斜眼兒？ 眼睛：也不老斜， 馬東：什么時候斜呢？ 眼睛：一看見女的，他斜上了。 馬東：我就算斜眼兒昨天你也看得見警察！ 眼睛：來的是男警察，呱唧我把眼睛閉上了，嘿嘿…… 馬東：嘿他這就算躲了 鼻子：推脫呀 馬東：你說什么？ 鼻子：他這簡直就是推脫！ 馬東：聽聽，聽聽，啊，人家這個態度，作為一個外國鼻子，不遠萬里來到我們臉上，這是一種什么精神，什么精神？這就是……瞪鼻子上臉的精神 鼻子：嗨…… 馬東：鼻子你說說吧 鼻子：我說什么？ 馬東：酒后駕車呀 鼻子：你酒后駕車了？ 馬東：你在場！ 鼻子：唉呀，這可是中國人的內癥啊，這不我就不參與了 馬東：嘿，這時候他不參與了？ 鼻子：不是馬東的鼻子有毛病大家都知道啊 馬東：我這鼻子有什么毛病？ 鼻子：沒窟窿眼兒 馬東：你讓大家伙兒看看我四個長的（此處發音是這樣的，但具體什么字俺就不清楚了），我有眼兒！ 鼻子：有眼兒也沒用啊，那天我一直打噴嚏啊秋！什么也不知道啊我 馬東：嘿他也躲了，沒關系，我問問這個，耳朵！ 耳朵（對嘴說）：昨兒那洋河大曲還不錯！ 嘴：找你呢 馬東：你啊，我跟你…… 耳朵：不是馬東這耳朵呀 馬東、耳朵：有毛病！ 馬東：我知道你是這句，那你也得說說 耳朵：您說什么？ 馬東：我讓你說說！ 耳朵：大點兒聲說什么？ 馬東：我讓你說說！ 耳朵：誒喲怎么干張嘴不出聲兒呀 馬東：我這是干張嘴嗎 耳朵（對嘴說）：說什么呢 馬東：誰的錢包？ 耳朵：我的！ 馬東：誒，這你可聽見了 耳朵：不是這……您說什么？ 馬東：又來了。
你呀，你可別裝聽不見 耳朵：明天您要上法院？這大過年的干嘛去呀？ 馬東：你是誠心 耳朵：你要離婚？為什么呀？ 馬東：誠心倆字兒聽不懂？ 耳朵：第三者是馮鞏？你說馮鞏這人多討厭你這人 馬東：我不信你聽不清！ 耳朵：離完你要娶董卿？ 馬東：你這純屬是裝蒜！ 耳朵：朱軍死活還不干？ 馬東：這都誰跟誰啊！ 耳朵：不行娶徐靜蕾啊！ 馬東：怎么這么亂呢！ 耳朵：哦，岳父是畢福劍啊！ 馬東：你走吧你！ 馬東：嘴嘴，你也跑不了！你說說 嘴：不就酒后駕車這事嗎 馬東：對呀 嘴：這事兒不用再說了 馬東：啊？ 嘴：再說馬東這嘴有毛病大伙兒都知道 馬東：你等會兒，他們仨說我有毛病我都認了，我，打聽打聽干什么的，我這嘴，沒毛病。 嘴：是呀，你說話的時候，你這嘴肯定沒毛病 馬東：對不對啊？ 嘴：但是你一喝完酒 馬東：怎么了？ 嘴：@#￥￥￥%&*& 馬東：我什么？ 嘴：#￥……##￥%……# 馬東：他說什么 耳朵：他說你說話不清楚 馬東：這句你怎么聽見了 馬東（對嘴說）：你呀，把舌頭捋直了昨天晚上怎么回事兒，好好說 嘴：#&……￥……#&…………#@￥@！￥@%@#%#%……%%！#&**~！@￥# 馬東：我是這樣嗎，我這舌頭要這樣我甭喝酒警察就給我帶走嘍。
看看你們四個，事到臨頭，全想躲？咱們這本子怎么能要回來呀，就你們這個態度…… 眼睛：哎腦袋 馬東：誒？ 眼睛：你這態度就不對了 馬東：我這態度怎么了？ 眼睛：您得好好跟警察說呀 馬東：誒那我應該怎么說呢？ 眼睛：警察叔叔 馬東：叫叔叔？ 眼睛：酒后駕車是我們的不對 馬東：對 眼睛：但是責任，是你們的 馬東：誒，責任怎么歸警察呢 眼睛：我們馬路上有公交專線 馬東：對 眼睛：有奧運專線 馬東：對呀 眼睛：為什么不設一條酒后專線？ 馬東：給酒后駕車設專線？ 眼睛：便于您管理呀 馬東：這怎么管理呀 眼睛：您一看晃晃悠悠開過來一輛，趕緊上前（敬禮），您好，喝了，別慌，請走，酒后專線！ 馬東：干脆酒后駕車都走一條線上去了？ 眼睛：哎不行，造成新的交通擁堵 馬東：那怎么辦呢？ 眼睛：分單雙號 馬東：這還分單雙號呢 眼睛：一三五和白的走，二四六喝啤的走 馬東：嘿——那混著喝的只能禮拜天走 眼睛：沒錯實在不行我們還能分組嘛 馬東：還能分組呢 眼睛：喝二鍋頭的禮拜二走，。
5.四人英語小品帶翻譯簡單明了
龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎么還要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。） Together: ( Music)。
! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔烏龜，準備好了嗎？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （親愛的！快點喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go！ （預備，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won't sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。）
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴們，快過來，幫幫我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （烏龜，你為什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，為什么？她為什么會去那兒？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她說“媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。
我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。
咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （讓我們把她喊回來吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來）。
6.4人小品劇本（簡單英語）
馬東：全國的觀眾朋友們我和我的五官給您 齊：拜年啦！ 眼睛：我是馬東的眼睛我祝大家眉開眼笑！ 馬東：嘿，我這眼睛多喜慶！ 耳朵：我是馬東的耳朵我祝您耳聽八方！ 馬東：大耳朵有福！ 嘴巴：我是馬東的嘴我祝大家笑口常開！ 馬東：我的嘴會說話。
鼻子：我是馬東的鼻子我祝大家#@&……@#@！）（英語：春節快樂！） 馬東：嘿，為什么到我這輩改外國鼻子了？ 鼻子：洋鼻子大呀，您喘氣兒痛快！ 眼睛、耳朵、嘴：（笑）對，您喘氣兒痛快！ 馬東：我痛快什么呀，麻煩了！ 眼、鼻、嘴、耳：怎么了？ 馬東：昨天晚上我酒后駕車，讓警察逮著，駕照給扣了，怎么辦？ 眼睛：我可沒看見！ 耳朵：這跟我可沒關系啊！ 馬東：停！干嘛？又犯老毛病，誰都跑不了，一個一個說。來，誰先說？你？你！眼睛，你看的最清楚你先說。
眼睛（盯著耳朵）：我說什么呀？ 馬東：酒后駕車呀！ 眼睛（依舊盯著耳朵）：誒喲，你酒后駕車啦？ 馬東：我說你看著我說行嗎？ 眼睛：我這不看著你呢嘛！ 馬東：這是看著我的嗎，我，在這兒呢。 眼睛（轉向鼻子）：哦你在這兒呢，誒你好你好 馬東：嘿，我這什么眼睛這是 眼睛（轉向觀眾）：您不知道，馬東這眼睛有毛病。
馬東：我眼睛有什么毛病啊 眼睛：斜眼兒 馬東：我斜眼兒？ 眼睛：也不老斜， 馬東：什么時候斜呢？ 眼睛：一看見女的，他斜上了。 馬東：我就算斜眼兒昨天你也看得見警察！ 眼睛：來的是男警察，呱唧我把眼睛閉上了，嘿嘿…… 馬東：嘿他這就算躲了 鼻子：推脫呀 馬東：你說什么？ 鼻子：他這簡直就是推脫！ 馬東：聽聽，聽聽，啊，人家這個態度，作為一個外國鼻子，不遠萬里來到我們臉上，這是一種什么精神，什么精神？這就是……瞪鼻子上臉的精神 鼻子：嗨…… 馬東：鼻子你說說吧 鼻子：我說什么？ 馬東：酒后駕車呀 鼻子：你酒后駕車了？ 馬東：你在場！ 鼻子：唉呀，這可是中國人的內癥啊，這不我就不參與了 馬東：嘿，這時候他不參與了？ 鼻子：不是馬東的鼻子有毛病大家都知道啊 馬東：我這鼻子有什么毛病？ 鼻子：沒窟窿眼兒 馬東：你讓大家伙兒看看我四個長的（此處發音是這樣的，但具體什么字俺就不清楚了），我有眼兒！ 鼻子：有眼兒也沒用啊，那天我一直打噴嚏啊秋！什么也不知道啊我 馬東：嘿他也躲了，沒關系，我問問這個，耳朵！ 耳朵（對嘴說）：昨兒那洋河大曲還不錯！ 嘴：找你呢 馬東：你啊，我跟你…… 耳朵：不是馬東這耳朵呀 馬東、耳朵：有毛病！ 馬東：我知道你是這句，那你也得說說 耳朵：您說什么？ 馬東：我讓你說說！ 耳朵：大點兒聲說什么？ 馬東：我讓你說說！ 耳朵：誒喲怎么干張嘴不出聲兒呀 馬東：我這是干張嘴嗎 耳朵（對嘴說）：說什么呢 馬東：誰的錢包？ 耳朵：我的！ 馬東：誒，這你可聽見了 耳朵：不是這……您說什么？ 馬東：又來了。
你呀，你可別裝聽不見 耳朵：明天您要上法院？這大過年的干嘛去呀？ 馬東：你是誠心 耳朵：你要離婚？為什么呀？ 馬東：誠心倆字兒聽不懂？ 耳朵：第三者是馮鞏？你說馮鞏這人多討厭你這人 馬東：我不信你聽不清！ 耳朵：離完你要娶董卿？ 馬東：你這純屬是裝蒜！ 耳朵：朱軍死活還不干？ 馬東：這都誰跟誰啊！ 耳朵：不行娶徐靜蕾啊！ 馬東：怎么這么亂呢！ 耳朵：哦，岳父是畢福劍啊！ 馬東：你走吧你！ 馬東：嘴嘴，你也跑不了！你說說 嘴：不就酒后駕車這事嗎 馬東：對呀 嘴：這事兒不用再說了 馬東：啊？ 嘴：再說馬東這嘴有毛病大伙兒都知道 馬東：你等會兒，他們仨說我有毛病我都認了，我，打聽打聽干什么的，我這嘴，沒毛病。 嘴：是呀，你說話的時候，你這嘴肯定沒毛病 馬東：對不對啊？ 嘴：但是你一喝完酒 馬東：怎么了？ 嘴：@#￥￥￥%&*& 馬東：我什么？ 嘴：#￥……##￥%……# 馬東：他說什么 耳朵：他說你說話不清楚 馬東：這句你怎么聽見了 馬東（對嘴說）：你呀，把舌頭捋直了昨天晚上怎么回事兒，好好說 嘴：#&……￥……#&…………#@￥@！￥@%@#%#%……%%！#&**~！@￥# 馬東：我是這樣嗎，我這舌頭要這樣我甭喝酒警察就給我帶走嘍。
看看你們四個，事到臨頭，全想躲？咱們這本子怎么能要回來呀，就你們這個態度…… 眼睛：哎腦袋 馬東：誒？ 眼睛：你這態度就不對了 馬東：我這態度怎么了？ 眼睛：您得好好跟警察說呀 馬東：誒那我應該怎么說呢？ 眼睛：警察叔叔 馬東：叫叔叔？ 眼睛：酒后駕車是我們的不對 馬東：對 眼睛：但是責任，是你們的 馬東：誒，責任怎么歸警察呢 眼睛：我們馬路上有公交專線 馬東：對 眼睛：有奧運專線 馬東：對呀 眼睛：為什么不設一條酒后專線？ 馬東：給酒后駕車設專線？ 眼睛：便于您管理呀 馬東：這怎么管理呀 眼睛：您一看晃晃悠悠開過來一輛，趕緊上前（敬禮），您好，喝了，別慌，請走，酒后專線！ 馬東：干脆酒后駕車都走一條線上去了？ 眼睛：哎不行，造成新的交通擁堵 馬東：那怎么辦呢？ 眼睛：分單雙號 馬東：這還分單雙號呢 眼睛：一三五和白的走，二四六喝啤的走 馬東：嘿——那混著喝的只能禮拜天走 眼睛：沒錯實在不行我們還能分組嘛 馬東：還能分組呢 眼睛：喝二鍋頭的禮拜二走，。
7.英語4人小品劇本（帶旁白） 越短越好
4人英語話劇劇本It's a Small World CastKobe: K; play presenterAllen: Ab (boy)Johnson: JBZ: BArthur: Ag (Girl) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IK: There was a lovely village in the countryside. Allen, Johnson, Bz, and Arthur are good friends. Here, they are creating the most beautiful memories.B: Hey! Look! A shooting star!Ag: Where?B: Here! (Take out a big special ring!)Ag: So, what is this for?B: Will you marry me?Ab: Sure, honey!(Ag takes out a hammer and hits Ab.)Ab: Ouch! OK! I'll be quiet.J: Hey, guys! What are you talking about?Ab: They are talking about their future. (Point at Ag and B.)J: Their future?Ag: No! Our futures. I'm gonna be a worldwide famous *: I'm gonna be the greatest singer. And I'm worried that there will be too many girls hanging around and crazy for me!(J, B, Ag pretend to be disgusted.)J: As far as I am concerned, becoming the most successful businessman is my life *: What about you, BZ?Ab: To marry her, right? (Ab hits B gently.)Ag: Come on! Be serious. Let him tell us.B: I want to stay here and be a *: All right! We're only ten now. Who knows what will actually happen in the next ten or twenty years?J: Whatever our dreams are, no matter where we are, twenty years from now, we'll all come here having a *: And don't forget, we are…K: Wait for me!。
All: Friends forever! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II轉自： K: Twenty years later, at Johnson Rich's company.(Phone rings.)Secretary A: Hello! This is Rich telephone company. May I help you? OK! OK! bye-bye!Secretary B: (Knock, Knock, Knock!) Mr. Rich, may I come in?J: Come in!Secretary B: (With a flirting look) Mr. Rich, Can I invite you to dinner tonight?(Secretary A cuts in between the two of them.)Secretary A: Hey! Young lady! You may be young and beautiful, but I've been working here much longer than you. I really don't mind you inviting Mr. Rich to dinner, if you don't want to work here anymore!J: Yo, ladies. Nothing but business, O.K.? Now, go back to your work!Secretary A: Sir!J: Now what?Secretary A: This is the ad for the new cell phone design, and the main idea is "It's a small world!"J: Good job! Look, my cell phones make the world smaller. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III(At Arthur's new book press conference)Reporter A: Congratulations, Arthur. We know that you are the winner of the Pulitzer *er B: Why did you want to write this book?Ag: Well, I always believe that touching words can comfort people. Many people in the world live a difficult life. With words, we can tell them that they're not alone wherever they *er C: Why did you name the book "It's a small world "?Ag: It's said that “the pen is mightier than the sword.” Through words, we can express our love, thoughts, and feelings to our friends. The power of words shortens the distance among people and makes the world smaller, right? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IV轉自： (At Allen Baker's concert…Allen's fans are crazy for him and screaming everywhere.)Host: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our super star, Mr. Anderson!!(Fans scream like crazy.)Ab: (Singing) It can happen to anyone of us, anyone you think of. Anyone can fall. Anyone can hurt someone they love. Hearts will break. Cause I made a stupid mistake…（A fan shakes hands with Allen, and then passes out and is taken away.）Ab: Thank you! Maybe you don't understand the language I speak. Maybe we have different blood in our bodies. But I really hope that I can deliver something to you all and make you understand what I try to express. And I really really hope the music can shorten the distance between us and make the world smaller. Thank you! I love you all !! (Two crazy fans run to Allen and hold him tight. The guards drag them away.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene V(At Bz Farmer's Big Tomato Award Ceremony…)Host: Now! I'm honored to announce the first prize winner of the super award. Let's welcome Farmer of the year, Mr. BZ !(BZ runs up to the stage with a surprised look, and his fans cheer for him.)B: My goodness! I can't believe it! Thank you, my tomato fans! (Waving to them with the trophy.) I love my hometown. I grow crops not only for the people living here, butalso for the people all over the world who are suffering from hunger and poverty. My childhood friends have all been very successful in different fields to make the world a better place to live in. Our 。
8.四人簡單英語話劇
龜兔賽跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴們，伙伴們，快來看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎么還要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。） Together: ( Music)。
! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔烏龜，準備好了嗎？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （親愛的！快點喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go！ （預備，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won't sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。）
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴們，快過來，幫幫我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （烏龜，你為什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，為什么？她為什么會去那兒？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她說“媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。
我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。
咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （讓我們把她喊回來吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來。）
9.英語四人簡單勵志小話劇
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10.4人英語小品劇本
看清楚：中文部分為翻譯，英文部分為正文！！！！！！4人的沒找到 有5人的（帶中文翻譯）A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者 B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。 A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？ A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講…… F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了. A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.。