華閱文章網1.英語短劇劇本五個人的幽默的帶翻譯
英語短劇劇本1 Three Times' Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，遞給S） S: Look,master （湊近T）………（T、S一齊轉向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回） T： （縮手）I'll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （遞）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can't walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn't allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（兇相）？E： （軟禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don't forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master's books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走） T: Let's play cards！（三人開始打牌）音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（變成B1） B1： （接近三人，望著）Can I join you?T: I'm sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出） B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me！（準備開電網門） S： （回來，看見B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打） B1： （倒）Ah…… T： （氣憤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸） S: Oh,please don't…… T:It's too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜） S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱頭） T： （嗆住，咳）Wukong,I'm disappointed with you!B： （真身出現）Hm!Sun Wukong, I'll teach you a lesson！（變成太婆） B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。
（連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋） S： （咬牙切齒）You monster, I'll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T） J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（暈乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（變成B3） B3： （看到B1,B2尸體）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊） S: I'll kill you, monster！（打） T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（險些暈，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，離去）（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。
.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B： （出現） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走） T： （驚）You are。
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B： （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。
S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand。
What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。
.Monkey's intuition（直覺） N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。
you are too late ,Nezha！（對T）I've called the police.N： （搖醒B）You are under arrest .（出示證件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（帶走B） T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry（小聲） S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。
am。
sorry。
..(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏） T: Let's go guys！（ 歌） S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。
Ah。
Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder 。
2.急求五人搞笑短話劇英文版,適合大一生,最好帶有唱歌的部分,簡
【Begin】>搞笑點的。
話劇《荊軻刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介紹（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
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李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of th can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）
荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。
《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子。
3.求一英語喜劇劇本
要多長的？A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。
這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講……F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。
4.5人英語小品劇本 簡單易懂
喜羊羊與灰太狼學生英語小品劇本，片名：一把“槍”. 劇情：喜羊羊一伙兒在一起玩，灰太狼突然襲擊，進行抓捕，把美羊羊、懶羊羊抓走了。
慢羊羊糊涂地給了喜羊羊一把假槍，喜羊羊與暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懶羊羊。它們被喜羊羊與沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假槍解救，回到羊村后才發現這是假槍。
最后以紅太狼灰太狼被定住結束。 道具：兩把玩具槍。
人數：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出場人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懶羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 紅太狼 Red Big Wolf 情節對話： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懶羊羊、慢羊羊還有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和紅太狼在旁邊隱蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to *'s dull！ 懶：I have a good idea. （睡意朦朧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懶：Let's sleep！ （自信滿滿） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（無奈指責） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小聲→大聲，出現在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （驚恐了一大跳） （羊們開始逃跑，灰太狼追著美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼緊追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情緊張） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分貪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to * I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又開始抓其它羊） 懶：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情緊張） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for *！ （灰太狼又抓住了懶羊羊，于是逮著懶羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后進入了狼堡） -------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）---------------------------- 紅：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激動） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和紅太狼準備煮羊） -----------------------地點轉換（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （著急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one *'s goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表現出害怕的樣子） 慢：* is only one key.I'm wating for * must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special *-big-wolf won't move for an * you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把槍，深沉地給了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's * goat and Force goat！ （握住拳頭） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 氣勢磅礴） （喜羊羊它們向狼堡走去；灰太狼與紅太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）--------------------------- 紅：Two Little * will finish!I'll eat you！ （貪婪野蠻） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（無助） 懶：Let me sleep,xu.（樂觀派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懶：Really?I love candy ！（懶羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊點點頭） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到達，并使勁敲門） 灰：Who?Oh, * are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住槍，準備瞄準；灰太狼打開門） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：*e!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （開槍）（灰太狼突然動不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（贊美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把槍給了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you * me save them. 沸：Ok!。* big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懶羊羊，沸羊羊把槍對準紅太狼） 紅：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向紅太狼開槍；紅太狼動不了了） 美，懶：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不盡） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懶羊羊逃了出來） 紅：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （紅太狼掙扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （親切） 懶：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no *?Don't blame me！ （違約） 懶：What?My candy!My God!。
Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（無奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懶羊羊隨即被叫醒，并打了個哈欠，之后羊群到達羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you *e Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special * is ture！（激動地拿出真槍） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑無比） 慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can。
5.急求一個5至7分鐘的簡單英語話劇,（角色5人左右,帶點搞笑更好
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW--白雪公主 Q--皇后 M--魔鏡 H--獵人 P--白馬王子 D--小矮人 A--小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音樂起皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場 D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food--2\somebody drank my water--3\someone is sleeping now-- 4\What a beautiful girl！-- 小矮人睡覺---音樂起公主先醒了--小矮人醒了--對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D： （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---6\ welcome to our house!---7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音樂起，動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful。
6.簡單的（最好幽默的）英語對話（5人的）
Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could * one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work,” said the other.
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
譯文：（自己簡單翻譯）
你知道我是干什么的嗎？
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。
兩個人站在外面，看著大火。
“在我出來之前，”其中一個說：“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個說。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察說。
“我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”
旁白也可以算一人吧
7.需要一份10分鐘左右5個人表演的英語幽默短劇本或者視頻的地址（高
這個是我根據一個故事改編的，有5個人物和一個解說，差不多10分鐘，要看表演時是否有動作等。
4 Wives N: narrator M: merchant W1: wife 1 W2: wife 2 W3: wife 3 W4: wife 4 N: There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. M: I also loved my 3rd wife very much. I'm very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to my friends. However, I am always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. N: He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. W2: I am his second wife. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to me and I would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. W1: I am his first wife, a very loyal partner and have made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, he did not love me and although I loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of me. N: One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself: M: Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be! I will ask my 4th wife. (to his 4th wife) Hey, darling, I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company? W4: No way! Goodbye, dying man! M: Oh, her answer cut me like a sharp knife right into my heart. I am so sad. I will ask my 3rd wife. (turn to 3rd wife) Sweetie, I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?W3: No! Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!M: I feel my heart sank and turned cold. I will ask my 2nd wife.(turn to 2nd wife) Dear,I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?W2: I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time! At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.M: Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and I am devastated. W1: I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.M: Oh my dear first wife, you are so skinny, almost like you suffered from malnutrition. I am greatly grieved, but I would say to you I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!N: Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure. Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.樓主啊，編個短劇要花時間啊，這個是手頭現成的，你要不急的話，我還能看看再編一個。著急要的話，你就只好“拿來”了。
8.英文版搞笑小品劇本 五人的
Berserk commando characters: Zhou Yu, Zhu Geliang, Gao crazy crazy crazy, short, fat. One day, Zhou Yu was at home, suddenly, a lunatic broke in: "stand up!" Zhou Yu: "why?" High: "I want to order you crazy!!" Zhou Yu: "hum, is a madman!" (kick out high crazy) high crazy left, a dwarf: "give you!" (threw pen) Zhou Yu: "why?" Dwarf Crazy: "I am your father!" Zhou Yu: "it is crazy!" (kick out) then, a fat man: "I want to kill you!!" Zhou Yu and his fighting up. Fight for a long time, Zhou Yu: "you might as well go to the split Zhu Geliang bar!" "Good!!!!!!" Fat crazy said. Zhou Yu and the mad short crazy also confessed it again. Zhou Yu called them "berserk commando". A month later, he received the invitation letter to Zhu Geliang: "come to my house!" Zhou Yu: "he should be berserk commandos killed!" Zhou Yu came to Zhu Geliang home. Zhu Geliang please high Crazy: "this is a musician, he wants to control others, I let him control instrument." Then please short Crazy: "he likes things to people, I let him send steamed buns." Finally to is chopping fat Crazy: "he wanted to split things, I let him chopping wood, wood split what good. But let him keep chopping, or he will split the other things!" Zhou Yu froze. Zhu Geliang said: "the madman is not the blink of an eye." He told Zhou Yu: "the number of the eyelids, 2 1, 3, 4, 5。
"暴瘋突擊隊 人物：周瑜，諸葛亮，高瘋，矮瘋，胖瘋。
某一天，周瑜在家里，突然，一個高瘋子闖了進來：“站起來！” 周瑜：“為什么？” 高瘋：“我想命令你！！” 周瑜：“哼，是個瘋子！”（一腳踹出高瘋） 高瘋剛走，來了個矮子：“給你！”（扔過來支筆） 周瑜：“為什么？” 矮瘋：“我是你爸爸！” 周瑜：“又是瘋子！”（踹出去） 接著，來了個胖子：“我要劈了你！！” 周瑜就和他格斗起來了。 斗了半天，周瑜：“你不如去劈諸葛亮吧！” “好！！！！！！”胖瘋說。
周瑜和高瘋矮瘋也交待了一遍。周瑜叫他們“暴瘋突擊隊”。
一個月后，他收到諸葛亮的邀請信：“來我家里做客吧！” 周瑜：“他應該被暴瘋突擊隊折磨死了阿！” 周瑜來到諸葛亮家。 諸葛亮請出高瘋：“這是音樂家，他想控制別人，我就讓他控制樂器。”
接著請出矮瘋：“他喜歡發東西給人，我就讓他發饅頭。” 最后帶到正在劈柴的胖瘋：“他要劈東西，我就讓他劈柴，什么柴都劈的好。
不過要讓他不停的劈，不然他要劈其他的東西啦！” 周瑜愣住了。諸葛亮說：“瘋子是不眨眼的。”
他對周瑜的眼皮數：“1、2、3、4、5……”。
9.英語小短劇 短一點5 6人
大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please！ （女孩子們走上前） 大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Highness,how are they? Which one do you like？ 王子： （皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don't think they are… （Cinderella suddenly comes in） 大臣們： （驚嘆）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is！ （眾來賓驚恐地回過頭） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is！ 王子：（走上前，鞠躬） Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you？ 灰姑娘： I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞） （Music and dance） 旁白：Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love. (12點的鐘聲猛然敲響了，敲了6下) 灰姑娘： Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir！ 王子： Wait, miss, please wait！ （追上去） 灰姑娘：（急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋）Good bye, sir！ 王子： （拿起鞋）Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers！！ 士兵們： Yes！！ 王子： Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST！ 士兵們： Yes, highness！ 第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中 灰姑娘：（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn't found Prince Edward and danced with him yet… 鴿子： Cinderella, don't you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD！！ （貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和） 灰姑娘：REALLY?? My goodness！！ （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven't done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies！ （哼著小曲跳走了） 第五場布景：灰姑娘家 （士兵敲門） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam. 后媽： Good morning. What's the matter, sir？ 士兵： Are there any young girls in this house, madam？ 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后媽：（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute！（往身后招招手，讓女兒（1）過來） 后媽女兒（1）： （忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵： No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開） 后媽女兒（2）： （跳著大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開） 后媽： Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）：（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house？ 灰姑娘： Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it？ （款款走來） 后媽 ：You? That's impossible！ （大喊著，做出“快滾”的手勢） 后媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE！ （譏笑） 后媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders' time！ （諷刺） 士兵： Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please！ （送上鞋） 灰姑娘：（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you！ （試鞋，正好合適） 后媽和兩個女兒：It couldn't be Cinderella! It couldn't be!! Maybe there's something wrong, sir！ （瘋了一樣大叫）。
10.求簡單一點的5人英語小品
我幫你翻譯了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了嗎？小燕上學走了嗎？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，該我練練節目為了迎奧運參戰！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （這里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你這是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排練節目呢，別在著搗亂？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英語老師讓她去上課！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪兒我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是寫書就是跳舞"說完拿起手機撥："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爺爺，爺爺！有事快回來---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，連輩都整不明白.名副其實的老年癡呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爺爺你找我？"（小燕氣喘吁吁地上來） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪兒去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在學校參加迎奧運文藝彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也練節目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爺爺，老師讓我獨唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你還能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爺爺，唱一句該不會把外國人都嚇昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找對象都難." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爺爺奶奶別說了."然后又問："爺爺你叫我回來干啥？" Do not * you call me back 黑土："老師讓你去上英語課." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爺爺，我去不了，今天下午老師讓我練歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："練什么練，快去學英語，別耽誤上課." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爺爺今天不行，節目安排非常緊，抽不出時間." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："請個假唄唱歌還能當飯吃？小燕聽話，學好外語，一個女孩子家，將來當個英語教師什么的.吃個輕松飯，奧運會是國家和運動員的事，咱們參合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你說什么？開奧運沒你事兒？難道你不是中國人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么樣？奧運會也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爺爺，別阻止我去唱歌好嗎？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不讓，是不想讓你誤了學英語." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："誤什么？參加奧運會演出還能鍛煉自己，接觸外國人還能加強口語，再說，奧運會對咱中國人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："這奧運會咱盼了多少年，如今才圓了這個夢！你說重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶說的對 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱們中國人站起來了，外國人也不敢小瞧我們了.過去洋人管我們叫東亞病夫，現在，特別是把劉翔一瞧，他們立刻都變成了劉翔的粉條." yes Chinese become * foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East *, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉絲！" is fans。
白云："我一聽2008年在中國開奧運會就立刻寫了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱給我聽聽，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就讓我孫女聽聽" ok （這里再表演個歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，詞寫的也好.奶奶聲音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："這歌聽起來還有點水準." this song is not bad 白云："其實，奶奶在年輕時唱的就夠歌唱家水平，只是那時沒文化，眼睛瞎，走錯了門，進了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。
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