華閱文章網1.我想要英語短小話劇劇本,大一新生
您好！短小劇本如下：角色： D: Dingding T: Teacher S: Student 道具：一個鬧鐘 背景：丁丁是一個很貪玩的孩子，總希望每時每刻都可以玩耍。
一天，他無意中發現了一個神奇的鬧鐘…… 第一場：在路上。 （丁丁走在上學的路上，突然發現地上有一樣東西，他好奇地撿了起來……） D: Oh! What's this? A clock? Yeah! It's a clock. It's nice. What time is it? It's 7:30. It's time for English class. （丁丁急匆匆地朝學校跑去。）
第二場：在教室。 T: It's nine o'clock. It's time for Chinese class. D（默念）： Oh, I don't like Chinese. I like sports. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class. （突然，事情發生了改變……） T: Oh, I'm sorry. It's ten o'clock. It's time for P.E. class now. Let's go to the playground. D（高興地）： Oh, a magic clock. Great！ 第三場：在操場。
（丁丁和他的同學一直玩呀玩，大家都玩累了，下課的時間還沒到……） S（疲憊地）： What time is it? D（又一次看了看鬧鐘）： It's ten o'clock. S: I'm hungry. D（有氣無力）： I'm hungry too. Clock, clock. It's eleven o'clock. It's time for lunch. T: It's eleven o'clock. It's time to go home. Class is over. D（將鬧鐘仍舊放回了原來的地方）： Bye-bye. Magic clock. It's time to go home.希望以上信息可以幫到您：）。
2.簡短的英語話劇劇本
英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是一部具有諷刺性的喜劇。大約作于1596~1597年。該劇的劇情是通過三條線索展開的：一條是鮑西亞選親；一條是杰西卡與羅蘭佐戀愛和私奔；還有一條是“割一磅肉”的契約糾紛。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希臘作家索福克勒斯創作的劇本，約公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戲劇，取材于希臘神話傳說中關于俄狄浦斯殺父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意義的希臘悲劇沖突——人跟命運的沖突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英國劇作家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，約寫于1600一1602年間，1623年在書業公所登記，同年收入第一對開本中。這部作品以抒情的筆調，浪漫喜劇的形式，再次謳歌了人文主義對愛情和友誼的美好理想，表現了生活之美、愛情之美。
4、《被縛的普羅米修斯》
《被縛的普羅米修斯》是古希臘悲劇家埃斯庫羅斯的一部話劇作品，劇中主要塑造了普羅米修斯這一位愛護人類、不屈服于暴力的光輝形象。該劇情節簡單，結構也不復雜，但它歷來受到人們的重視，被視為古典名作。
5、《鳥》
《鳥》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是現存的唯一以神話幻想為題材的喜劇。劇中有兩個雅典人和一群鳥一起在天和地之間建立了一個“云中鵓鴣國”。這個國家是一個理想的社會，其中沒有貧富之分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。
3.英語話劇劇本
<男孩和他的樹> a boy and his tree a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it * climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with * went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked. "come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy . "i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied, "i want toys.i need money to buy them." "sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left * boy never came back after he picked the * tree was sad. one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "come and play with me ,"the tree said. "i don't have time to play.i have to work for my * need a house for * you help me?" "sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. the tree was again lonely and sad. one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "come and play with me !"the tree said. "i am sad and getting * to go sailing to relax * you give a boat?" "use my truck to build your * can sail faraway and be happy." so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time. finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "sorry,my * i don't have anything for you * more apples for for you…“the tree said. "i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied. "no more truck foe you to climb on." "i am too old for that now."the boy said. "i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears. "i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied. "good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…… this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad…… when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy. you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our * is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity. 從前，有一棵巨大的蘋果樹。
一個小男孩每天都喜歡在樹下玩耍。他爬樹，吃蘋果，在樹蔭下小睡……他愛和樹玩，樹也愛和他玩。
時間過的很快，小男孩長大了，他不再每天都來樹下玩耍了。 “來和我玩吧。”
樹說。 “我不再是孩子了，我再也不會在樹下玩了。”
男孩回答道，“我想要玩具，我需要錢去買玩具。” “對不起，我沒有錢……但是，你可以把我的蘋果摘下來，拿去賣錢，這樣你就有錢了。”
男孩興奮的把所有的蘋果都摘下來，高興的離開了。男孩摘了蘋果后很久都沒有回來。
樹很傷心。 一天，男孩回來了，樹很激動。
“來和我玩吧。”樹說。
“我沒時間玩，我得工作，養家糊口。我們需要一棟房子，你能幫助我嗎？” “對不起，我沒有房子，但是你可以砍下我的樹枝，拿去蓋你的房子。”
男孩把所有的樹枝都砍下來，高興的離開了。 看到男孩那么高興，樹非常欣慰。
但是，男孩從此很久都沒回來。樹再一次孤獨，傷心起來。
一個炎熱的夏日，男孩終于回來了，樹很欣慰。 “來和我玩吧！”樹說。
“我過的不快樂，我也一天天變老了，我想去航海放松一下。你能給我一條船嗎？” “用我的樹干造你的船吧，你就能快樂地航行到遙遠的地方了。”
男孩把樹干砍下來，做成了一條船。 他去航海了，很長時間都沒露面。
最后，過了很多年，男孩終于回來了。 “對不起，孩子，我再也沒有什么東西可以給你了……”樹說。
“我已經沒有牙咬蘋果了。”男孩回答道。
“我也沒有樹干讓你爬了。”樹說。
“我已經老得爬不動了。”男孩說。
“我真的不能再給你任何東西了，除了我正在死去的樹根。”樹含著淚說。
“我現在不需要什么了，只想找個地方休息。過了這么些年，我累了。”
男孩回答道。 “太好了！老樹根正是休息是最好的倚靠，來吧，來坐在我身邊，休息一下吧。”
男孩坐下了，樹很高興，含著淚微笑著…… **************** 這是每個人的故事，樹就是我們的父母。當我們年輕的時候，我們愿意和爸爸媽媽玩。
當我們長。
4.求3人英語話劇劇本 5分鐘
C,the customer. W,the waiter. M,the manager. In the restaurant. W:What can I do for you,sir? C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg *'s all. W:A moment. W:Yours,sir. C:Thank you. C:Waiter. W:Yes?Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:I'm *.I'll change it for you. W:Here your *. C:Thank you. C:waiter! W:Sir. C:How can I have the soup? W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second. C:Sir.I'm sorry for the * is the soup. W:OK. C:Waiter!! W:Sir? C:Call your manager,please. M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup? C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON或是白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：（ Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.）皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me *, mirror, mirror, come here！魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the * is the fairest of the all？魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I * there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as * is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.再或是《葉花K西》 人物介紹：西門吹雪（X），葉孤城（Y）,King(K).花滿樓（H） 道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛 旁白：A quiet . . ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another . Y與X相遇. X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou ! Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay. X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? ? Y:ha ha ,Iwon'tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I'mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou? X:Iamximenchuixue. Y驚訝：Ar, ximenchui xue? X:Yes,whatiswrong? Y:? X:Great, youknowme ! Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don'tkillme! letmeyougo! X:No, Imustkillyou ! Y:Idon''''''''''''''''*re aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold ! X:Noway! !youknow? Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme! X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X搶過牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat? Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha Y:? X:Sure, must! milkismilk. Y（惱怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! !? X:I'msureIwon't! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you'llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! Y大笑：HaHa…… X可憐狀： help! help! Whereisthewashroom? Y:What ? X:Toliet? Y:What ? X:The “WC”? Y:Oh,I see ,! X:Thanks,byebye. Y掏出紙屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow! H:Stop!! Y:Whoareyou? H:Hua---man----lou! ? Y:Yes, “WC” now,ha…… H驚訝：! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!! doyouwantjoininus? Y:Yes,It'sverygood. H:Ok, followme, Let'sgotoseemyking! Y:Ok,Let's go。
5.簡單,精彩的英語小劇本
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood 唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 《白雪公主》英語小劇本白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princ。
6.英語短篇話劇
Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。
7.幽默四人英語小短劇
小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good 。
8.求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father？老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ？老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ？老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板： en？阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money``老板： you want some more money？阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ，打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who？老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ？ 登場wuma老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with *`````打他阿Q: master ，老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK`````老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吳媽： My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have？吳媽： only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吳媽： so you have o lot of wives？阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吳媽： are they beautiful？阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as *``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my *, I just want to sleep with you.吳媽： what ? what did you say？阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name？吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吳媽：My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have？吳媽：Only one.警察：Oh,only one?How old is she？吳媽：He is dead.警察：Dead?Good.警察：Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma…阿Q:Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… （動作）警察：阿Q啊…阿Q:ei…警察：Wuma is very beautifu,right？老板：阿Q啊阿Q:Oh,master！（警察嚇趴下）老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing！老板：Stop!Stop！阿Q:AH…老板：Wuma, Come here!Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！）警察：Nice to meet you…老板：Wuma,coffee,coffee…警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman…老板：Let's cheers！警察：OK,Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（從口袋里拿出錢）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah?You want Wuma？阿Q：（沖過來）Master！老板：My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther's birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know,I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father's birthday.警察：I know,I know…老板：you know…警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. （掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中）You see,I'm good.吳媽：撒掉錢，老板去撿警察：Shit,I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma,if you don't go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can't hurt her.警察：eng,bia（用槍打阿Q）阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for * a moment. （沖到老板面前，嚎哭）Master,this is 。
9.要一個大學生英文話劇劇本,不用太長,十五六分鐘就行,六個人
《 荊珂刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介紹（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now！ 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world！（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂（流淚） ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going。