華閱文章網1.一篇簡短的英語小文章
1 John was in hospital for a few days, and his wife told him that his dog really missed him. “He spends the might at the front door in waiting for you to return.” She said to John. “What an exampl of true love!” John answered. “I wonder of you would take care of me like that.” “Of course I would,” his wife answered, “If you are not at home all the night, and I don't know where you are, you can be sure I'll wait for you at the front door.” 1、Why was John in hospital? Maybe _______he was _______. 2、How did the dog show love for John? He _______for John to come _______at the front door. 3、Why didn't John's wife stay at the door waiting for him? Because she _______where John was and _______need to do that. 4、How long was John in hospital? _______several _______. 5、His wife doesn't love him, does she? _______, she _______. 2 Mrs. Green's telephone number was three-four-six-three, and the number of the cinema near her house was three-four-six-four. So people often made a mistake and telephoned her when they wanted the cinema. One evening the telephone rang and Mrs. Green answered it. A tired man said, “At what time your last film begin?” “I'm sorry,” said Mrs. Green, “but you have the wrong number. This is not the cinema.” “Oh, It began twenty minutes ago,” said the man, “I am sorry about that. Goodbye.” Mrs. Green was very surprised, so she told her husband. He laughed and said, “The man's wife wanted to go to the cinema, but he was feeling tired, so telephoned the cinema. The man's wife heard him, but she didn't hear you. Now they will stay at home this evening and the husband will be happy.” 1、Mrs. Green's telephone number was ______. A. 3634 B. 3463 C. 4636 D. 3464 2、People often made a mistake and telephoned her when they wanted _______. A. to sleep B. the shop C. the cinema D. the visit 3、When Mrs. Green answered the phone, who didn't hear her? A. Mr. Green. B. The man. C. The man's wife. D. Anybody. 4、Why was Mrs. Green very surprised after she answered the telephone? Because _____. A. the man rang a wrong number B. the man said sorry to her C. the man didn't answer her and said other thing D. the man's voice was very slow 5、How did Mrs. Green feel when she heard the man ask about film? A. surprised. B. Angry. C. Not happy. D. Not strange（奇怪） 3 Kate left school when she was seventeen years old and went to look for work. She was still living with her parents. A lot of factories needed workers, so it was not hard to find an interesting job（工作）. Kate went to several factories and then chose（選擇） one of them. It was near her home. She decided（決定） to go to work on foot. The next morning, she went to the factory again and said to the manager（經理）， “I want to work here, but how much will you give me?” “Will pay for（付款） 27 pounds now.” the manager answered, “and 30 pounds after three months.” Kate thought for a few seconds before she answered. The she said, “All right, then I'll start in three months.” 1、When did Kate begin to look for work? A. When she was at school B. When she was seventeen. C. When she left her parents' house. D. When she was eighteen. 2、It was _____for Kate to find a job. A. easy B. not easy C. late D. later 3、How much did the manager want to pay her in the second month? A. 27 pounds. B. 30 pounds. C. 54 pounds. D. 60 pounds 4、Why did Kate want to start working three months later? Because ____. A. Kate didn't leave school B. Kate had to look after her mother. C. Kate wanted to get 30 pounds. D. Kate went to school. 5、he factory was not _____from her home. A. far B. near C. far to D. near to 這里有三篇，都蠻簡單的。
2.【需要一些簡單并且短小的英語作文5篇】
A Present For MomMom's birthday is coming soon,and I want to give her a bicycle as a present for her * works in a supermarket,and it is about 45 minutes' walk from our * day she spends about 45 minutes walking to her work place because there are no bus lines near our *s,she wants to save up for my future education in a senior high * the spring festival this year,I got a few red packets,so I would like to get a bicycle for my mom.I hope she will like it.這樣的長度和難度可以嗎？Reading brings me happinessReading is an indispensable part of my life because it brings me enormous *tedly,reading can broaden our mind,widen our sight as well as enrich our * importantly,we may well tell right from wrong gradually through * my opinion,reading is really of great benefit and I will always keep the habit of * way to keep healthyIt's certainly important to keep us * are some things that we can do to stay * of all,we should drink more water every day,eat more vegetables and * also need to exercise * teenagers,we need to have no less than eight hours sleep every * get good sleep,we shouldn't drink coffee or tea before * more important thing is not to eat too many * but not the least,don't make yourself too tired * we bear all the above points in mind,I'm sure we'll all have good * is my favourite teacher like?Why?Among all the teachers,I like my English teacher *'s pretty and * speaks beautiful English,her classes are great * always listen to nice English songs and * often have games and competitions in her * always encourages us to practise * a result,we've all made great progress and really love learning English.I'm really lucky to have such an amazing English teacher and I will try to be a good teacher like her in the *ai,the best city I knowMy parents are construction engineers,and their jobs take them wherever they are needed,usually from one city to another.I am their only child and live with * the past 15 years I have lived in quite a few cities,and of them all I find Shanghai to be the * in Shanghai I have got very good * only do they have a good command of their work subject,but they are also good at teaching us *s,they are very kind and friendly though a bit * their help,I have made much progress in my school work.I also have very good classmates,who are friendly,understanding and always ready to help me when I am in * this happens because I live in Shanghai,a fast growing city.I am proud of living in the best city I know.(150 words)。
3.簡單有趣的英語小短文
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
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在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。
這篇很簡單，沒有難的單詞
4.想要一篇簡單的英語小文章,大概20分鐘左右
Companionship of Books以書為伴（節選） A man may usually be known by the books he reads as well as by the company he keeps; for there is a companionship of books as well as of men; and one should always live in the best company, whether it be of books or of men.A good book may be among the best of friends. It is the same today that it always was, and it will never change. It is the most patient and cheerful of companions. It does not turn its back upon us in times of adversity or distress. It always receives us with the same kindness; amusing and instructing us in youth, and comforting and consoling us in * often discover their affinity to each other by the mutual love they have for a book just as two persons sometimes discover a friend by the admiration which both entertain for a third. There is an old proverb, 'Love me, love my dog.” But there is more wisdom in this:” Love me, love my book.” The book is a truer and higher bond of union. Men can think, feel, and sympathize with each other through their favorite author. They live in him together, and he in them.A good book is often the best urn of a life enshrining the best that life could think out; for the world of a man's life is, for the most part, but the world of his thoughts. Thus the best books are treasuries of good words, the golden thoughts, which, remembered and cherished, become our constant companions and comforters. Books possess an essence of immortality. They are by far the most lasting products of human effort. Temples and statues decay, but books survive. Time is of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their author's minds, ages ago. What was then said and thought still speaks to us as vividly as ever from the printed page. The only effect of time have been to sift out the bad products; for nothing in literature can long survive e but what is really * introduce us into the best society; they bring us into the presence of the greatest minds that have ever lived. We hear what they said and did; we see the as if they were really alive; we sympathize with them, enjoy with them, grieve with them; their experience becomes ours, and we feel as if we were in a measure actors with them in the scenes which they describe.以書為伴（節選） 通常看一個讀些什么書就可知道他的為人，就像看他同什么人交往就可知道他的為人一樣，因為有人以人為伴，也有人以書為伴。
無論是書友還是朋友，我們都應該以最好的為伴。 好書就像是你最好的朋友。
它始終不渝，過去如此，現在如此，將來也永遠不變。它是最有耐心，最令人愉悅的伴侶。
在我們窮愁潦倒，臨危遭難時，它也不會拋棄我們，對我們總是一如既往地親切。在我們年輕時，好書陶冶我們的性情，增長我們的知識；到我們年老時，它又給我們以慰藉和勉勵。
人們常常因為喜歡同一本書而結為知已，就像有時兩個人因為敬慕同一個人而成為朋友一樣。有句古諺說道：“愛屋及屋。”
其實“愛我及書”這句話蘊涵更多的哲理。書是更為真誠而高尚的情誼紐帶。
人們可以通過共同喜愛的作家溝通思想，交流感情，彼此息息相通，并與自己喜歡的作家思想相通，情感相融。 好書常如最精美的寶器，珍藏著人生的思想的精華，因為人生的境界主要就在于其思想的境界。
因此，最好的書是金玉良言和崇高思想的寶庫，這些良言和思想若銘記于心并多加珍視，就會成為我們忠實的伴侶和永恒的慰藉。 書籍具有不朽的本質，是為人類努力創造的最為持久的成果。
寺廟會倒坍，神像會朽爛，而書卻經久長存。對于偉大的思想來說，時間是無關緊要的。
多年前初次閃現于作者腦海的偉大思想今日依然清新如故。時間惟一的作用是淘汰不好的作品，因為只有真正的佳作才能經世長存。
書籍介紹我們與最優秀的人為伍，使我們置身于歷代偉人巨匠之間，如聞其聲，如觀其行，如見其人，同他們情感交融，悲喜與共，感同身受。我們覺得自己仿佛在作者所描繪的舞臺上和他們一起粉墨登場。
即使在人世間，偉大杰出的人物也永生不來。他們的精神被載入書冊，傳于四海。
書是人生至今仍在聆聽的智慧之聲，永遠充滿著活力。
5.【英語小短文（越短越好）】
第一篇：In my family,there are three people,which is my mother,my father and * mother likes cooking,and my father likes * are very happy,and play together a * mother always looks after me,and so does my father.I love my parents！第二篇：MY PET I have a baby dog,it is white except the ears is * is so lovely,I will be happy gother with * I wash it everyday,it will make me wet over my * I love it * like my mother love me.3:My RoomThis is my * the window there is a desk.I often do my homework at * can see some books,some flowers in a vase,a ruler and a * the wall near the desk there is a picture of a * is a clock above the end of my bed.I usually put my football under my * course there is a chair in front of the desk.I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.4:My FamilyI am Tom.I'm eleven years old.I live near the school.I go to school every * my family there are three * father,my mother and * father is a * is * has a lot of * mother is a * works at my * does housework every day.I love them.5:Our ClassThis is a picture of our * are fifty students in our * can see twenty-five boys and twenty-five * is an American student in our * name is * English is very * all like * likes eating bread and * likes drinking milk and orange * like eating rice and drinking * are very happy together.6:Jim's BedroomThis is Jim's *'s new and nice.A bed and a chair are in it.A desk is on the * flowers are on it.A bookshelf is behind the * English books are on the bookshelf.A picture is on the * people are in the * man is his * woman is his * is the boy?Do you know?7:A picture of a ParkLook,this is a picture of a * is not black and it is not * is red,yellow,blue,and * there any trees and flowers there?Yes,there are * are so * we can see some people,* are sitting near the * are looking at some goldfish.8:A nice girlLi Ying likes English very * works * reads English every * likes speaking * often listens to the * watches TV only on Saturday * she like dancing?No,she doesn'* she likes drawing and * parents like * all the teachers and her friends like her,too.9:A good timeToday is * is a fine * sky is * White is with his * are four people in his * are Mr White,Mrs White,May and * are walking on the * are some boats on the * and Mrs White are looking at * is not looking at the * is looking at a big * is looking at the birds in the * have a good time.夠短吧？。
6.英語小短文
My family I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What's my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you're right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I'm very happy to live with my parents together！ 我的家庭 我愛我的家庭，因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師，他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什么呢？她是一名教師嗎？是的.你說對了！我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人，她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的干活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里，我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯，我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心！ My Room This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside. 我的房間 這是我的房間。
在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。
您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在墻壁在書桌有貓的圖片。
有一個時鐘在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。
當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的樹和路 Skating Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good！ 滑冰 媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。
從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。
我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起來，就是非常好！ The Sea What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don't. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It's really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places. 海 你對海知道些什么？ 某些人知道關于它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。
在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。
我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。
Computers Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the * don't need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket. Computers help us live a more convenient life. 計算機 計算機改變我們的生活。 您能做很多事用計算機。
例如，您能使用計算機寫文章，手表錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。 但對計算機的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。
計算機幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。 Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren't happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don't feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more * I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我認為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。
微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后將感覺愉快。
某人也許說， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我會說， “請微笑，您，當您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。
您真正地再將是愉快的”。 微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。
如此我說，微笑是象花。 它將給您幸福。
Sunday It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the ev。
7.英語小短文
My family I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What's my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you're right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I'm very happy to live with my parents together！ 我的家庭 我愛我的家庭，因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師，他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什么呢？她是一名教師嗎？是的.你說對了！我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人，她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的干活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里，我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯，我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心！ My Room This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside. 我的房間 這是我的房間。
在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。
您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在墻壁在書桌有貓的圖片。
有一個時鐘在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。
當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的樹和路 Skating Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good！ 滑冰 媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。
從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。
我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起來，就是非常好！ The Sea What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don't. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It's really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places. 海 你對海知道些什么？ 某些人知道關于它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。
在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。
我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。
Computers Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the * don't need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket. Computers help us live a more convenient life. 計算機 計算機改變我們的生活。 您能做很多事用計算機。
例如，您能使用計算機寫文章，手表錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。 但對計算機的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。
計算機幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。 Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren't happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don't feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more * I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我認為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。
微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后將感覺愉快。
某人也許說， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我會說， “請微笑，您，當您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。
您真正地再將是愉快的”。 微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。
如此我說，微笑是象花。 它將給您幸福。
Sunday It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole。
8.十篇100字英語小短文
1. an interesting ting I think the most interesting thing in my family is my * father bought it for me 3 years * it became one of my close * can teach me to learn English,maths,chinese and so *s,I can surf the Internet through * I am tired of learning, I can also play some interesting games with my friends through the Internet.I hope when I grow up,I can learn more and more knowledge about the computer and become a good computer engineer in the * English English is one of the most improtant subjects in Middle school Some students are not good at English because they think that it is hard to study . But I do not think so. Because I think that nothing is impossible if you set your mind to do it . At first ,I interest in English and listen to teacher carefully .Every day ,I finish my homework on time .If I meet problems I will ask the teacher for help . I always listen to teacher carefully and speak it bravely .Then I can get something new . I usually read books in English and do some exercises .I keep write diary ,too. Although I am not good at English ,I like it very much .No matter how hard it is ,I will never give up learning English. 3. The new term is coming new term is coming! i should go to school for my study. in the last term , i made little effort on my study ,so my grades are not very good . during the holiday , i thought over it . in the end i made up my mind. in the new term , i will try my best to get a high mark. the following is my plan. every morning i will read aloud english at least 30 minutes ,and try to recite a 100- word paragraph. then i will work hard in class. try to be active to answer as many questions as i can . then after class in my spare time , i will read more books about different topics to enlarge my * i hope i get a very good mark to let my parents be proud of me . and if i fail because of my lack effort, it's my fault.i should be ashamed of myself. i do believe there is a will ,there is a way. so i 'm sure ,i can do everything if i try hard enough.。
9.簡短的英語文章
1.風和太陽（The Wind And The Sun） One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.” “We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.” So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.（有一天風跟太陽說： “看看那個沿著路上走的人.我可以比你快讓他把披風脫下來.）（“我們等著看吧，”太陽說， “我讓你先試.）（因此風嘗試讓那個人把披風脫下來.他用力地吹，可是那個人把披風拉得更緊.）（“我放棄了，”風最后說， “我無法讓他把披風脫下來.”然后由太陽試試看.他盡可能地曬他.不久，那個人很熱就把披風脫下來了.）2.翅 膀 一天，我工作的炸雞店在關門前出現了一陣搶購狂潮，結果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了。
當我正準備鎖門時，一名喝醉了的旅客進來要進餐。我問他翅膀行不行，他從柜臺上靠過身子來，回答道：“女士，我到這兒來是吃東西的，不是要飛！” Wings The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly."3.有個小男孩頭戴球帽，手拿球棒和棒球，全副武裝地到自家后院。
“我是世界上最偉大的打擊手，”他自信滿滿。把球往空中一扔，用力揮棒，但卻沒有打中。
他毫不氣餒，又往空中一扔，大喊一聲：“我是最厲害的打擊手。” 他再次揮棒，可惜又落空了。
他楞了半晌，仔仔細細地將球棒和棒球檢查了一番。他站了起來，又試了一次，這次他仍告訴自己：“我是最杰出的打擊手。”
然而他第三次嘗試又落空。“哇！”他突然跳了起來，“原來我是第一流的投手！” A little boy wears a cap, and holding a bat and a baseball,standing in his yard."I'm the greatest batter in the world!"he is full of * throws the ball to the sky,and swings the bat,but he doesn't hit the * he doesn't lose his heart,he does it again,and shouts:"I'm the greatest batter!"But he doesn't hit the ball this time,* checks the ball and the bat carefully,and then stands up,tries * time he still tells himself:"I'm the greatest batter!"However,he loses again."Wow!"he suddenly jumps up,"Actually,I'm the best pitcher!"4.兩只鳥 課堂上，老師問：“這里有兩只鳥，一只是燕子，一只是麻雀。
誰能指出它們分別是哪只？”一個學生說：“我指不出，但我知道答案。”老師很驚訝：“請告訴我們。”
學生回答：“燕子在麻雀旁邊，而麻雀在燕子旁邊。” Two Birds In the class,the teacher asks:"Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? " A student says:"I cannot point out but I know the answer. " The teacher is suprised:"Please tell us." The student answers:"The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow."。