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短小幽默的英語小故事
* First 女士優先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士優先
一位老師問班上的學生：”公牛和母牛在田里“這個句子對嗎？” 大多數學生回答說：“對，一點不錯。”
只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士。”
* is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪里？
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪？
學生：在蛋糕里，先生。
2.簡單的幽默英語小故事帶翻譯
There is a "Magic Fountain" in the small mountain village, where there is an old legend, all the young men and women who drink "Magic Fountain" on New Year's Eve, will marry one of the most ugly in second years or marry one of the most ugly * village has three best friends, has not taken a wife, because his family was poor, they decided to take the plunge and even marry one of the ugliest wife, than to fight a lifetime bachelor * on New Year's Eve, the three friends meet came to Yuquan next, the first and second male youth are not hesitate to drink the spring water, the third have secretly put the springs * second year, drinking fountain of the two young men, married to a very ugly wife, and the springs spit out of the third man is married to the most beautiful girl in the village to do a wife. Two marry the ugly wife young men very puzzled and asked the luck of friends, friends and also very puzzled, he only knew he did not drink spring water, but do not know why they will have good *y, on the wedding night, his wife told him the answer: really bad luck! It is not because I stole the water last year on the eve of the new year's eve!!There is a "Magic Fountain" in the small mountain village, where there is an old legend, all the young men and women who drink "Magic Fountain" on New Year's Eve, will marry one of the most ugly in second years or marry one of the most ugly * village has three best friends, has not taken a wife, because his family was poor, they decided to take the plunge and even marry one of the ugliest wife, than to fight a lifetime bachelor * on New Year's Eve, the three friends meet came to Yuquan next, the first and second male youth are not hesitate to drink the spring water, the third have secretly put the springs * second year, drinking fountain of the two young men, married to a very ugly wife, and the springs spit out of the third man is married to the most beautiful girl in the village to do a wife. Two marry the ugly wife young men very puzzled and asked the luck of friends, friends and also very puzzled, he only knew he did not drink spring water, but do not know why they will have good *y, on the wedding night, his wife told him the answer: really bad luck! It is not because I stole the water last year on the eve of the new year's eve！！小山村里面有一個“魔泉”。
這里有一個古老的傳說，凡是在除夕之夜喝了“魔泉”的青年未婚男女，將在第二年娶一個最丑陋的妻子或嫁給一個最丑陋的丈夫。從來沒有人敢試一下。
村里有三個最好的朋友，都還沒有娶妻，因為家里太窮了，他們決定冒險一試，即使娶一個最丑的妻子，也比打一輩子光棍強。于是在除夕夜，三個朋友相約來到“玉泉”旁，第一個和第二個男青年都毫不猶豫的喝下了泉水，第三個卻偷偷地把泉水吐掉了。
第二年，喝下泉水的兩個男青年各娶到了一個非常丑陋的妻子，而把泉水吐掉的第三個小伙子卻娶到了全村最漂亮的姑娘做妻子。兩個娶到丑陋妻子的男青年非常不解地問那個好運的朋友，朋友也十分不解，他只知道自己沒喝泉水，卻不知道自己為何會交上好運。
終于，在新婚之夜，妻子告訴了他答案：真倒霉！還不是因為我在去年除夕偷喝了那可惡的水！。
3.英文帶翻譯（幽默故事）簡短
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
為我所用
一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”
“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一只跳蚤聽。
4.10篇幽默英文小故事帶翻譯
英語幽默小故事10篇（帶翻譯）如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中間戰術 三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。
旁觀者等著瞧好戲。 右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價！”“特便宜！” 左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價！”“大折扣！” 中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。
Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I'm going abroad tomorrow, but I'd be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I've come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that's all right," answered Joan. "I'm his sister." "I'm very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I'm his mother！" 在第二次世界大戰中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。
她在一個大軍營中工作，當然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞會上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。
他對她說，“我明天就要出國，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會很高興。”瓊同意了，于是他們幾個月里一直通著信。
后來，他再沒有來信。她收到了另一個軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個部隊醫院里。
瓊到了醫院，她對護士長說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。” “這里只有親屬可以探望病人。”
護士長說。 “噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高興認識你，”護士長說，“我是他的母親。” Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and。
" He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address？" 軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎？” 比爾說：“有。”
然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。 喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”
比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。
寫完后把信放進信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎？”比爾給了他一張。 這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。
喬治問：“你要出去嗎？” 比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。
喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱里，還有。”他停住了。
“你還要什么？”比爾問。 喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-？”。
5.英語簡短幽默的小故事（1分半鐘）
Talking clock 會說話的鐘 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning！" 一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。
“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。
突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！” 這是第一篇~ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的 經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人 說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝 并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！" 呵呵，一個比一個效率高.。
6.簡單有趣的英語小故事
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：育人教育 英語小故事大全1、TheThirstyPigeon口渴的鴿子APIGEON,,.,,.,shefelltotheground,..有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個水瓶，以為是真的。
他立刻呼呼地猛飛過去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。這是說，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時沖動，草率從事，就會身遭不幸。
2、TheBoysAndTheFrogs 男孩和青蛙..,.，¨Boys,pleasedon'tthrowstonesatus.〃Theboyssaid，¨Weareonlyplaying.〃¨Iknowthat,,myboys.，〃saidtheoldfrog..春天里的一天，一些頑皮的男孩在一個水塘邊玩耍。他們開始往水里扔石塊。
許多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕這些男孩，因為石頭曾弄傷了他們中的一些。最后一只老青蛙把他的腦袋探出水面，他說：“孩子們，。
7.英語幽默簡短故事帶翻譯
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒有關系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”
8.有沒有簡短的英語小故事
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside
一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的一條狹窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇見一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接著評論家說道：“我從來不給傻瓜讓路。” “可我給。”說完歌德退到了一
9.英語簡單的幽默故事
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $15 bucks?" or。
Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange of bitter words followed by weeks of silence. One morning there was a knock on John's door. He opened it to find a man with a carpenter's toolbox. "I'm looking for a few days work" he said. "Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and there I could help with? Could I help you?" "Yes," said the older brother. "I do have a job for you. Look across the creek at that farm. That's my neighbor, in fact, it's my younger brother. Last week there was a meadow between us and he took his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a creek between us. Well, he may have done this to spite me, but I'll go him one better. See that pile of lumber by the barn? I want you to build me a fence - - an 8-foot fence -- so I won't need to see his place or his face anymore." The carpenter said, "I think I understand the situation. Show me the nails and the post hole digger and I'll be able to do a job that pleases you." The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day measuring, sawing, nailing, and hammering. About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter had just finished his job. The farmer's eyes opened wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence there at all. It was a bridge -- a bridge stretching from one side of the creek to the other! A fine piece of work handrails and all -- and the neighbor, his younger brother, was coming across, his hand outstretched. "You are quite a fellow to build this bridge after all I've said and done." The two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then they met in the middle, taking each other's hand. They turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox on his shoulder. "No, wait! Stay a few days. I've a lot of other projects for you," said the older brother. "I'd love to stay on," the carpenter said, "but, I have many more bridges to build."。
10.求 簡單的幽默英語小故事
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一個主日學校校（基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想， 在星期天開辦的兒童班）的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過
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