華閱文章網1.簡單的英語情景對話小故事
A:Goodmorning!
B:Goodmorning!
A:What day is it today?
B:It's 。
A:What class are we having?
B:We are having 。 class.
A:What lessons do we have today?
B:We have 。 today.
A:Which subject do you like best?
B:I like 。 best.
A:Why do you like it?
B:Because it's interesting. What do you think of it?
A:I think it's too difficult.
B:How do you usually go to school?
A:I usually go to school by bike? What about you?
B:I always 。to school.
A:Where do you usually have lunch?
B:I usually have lunch at 。
A:Do you have a short rest after lunch?
B:No, I don't./Yes, I do.
A:Do you have a study?
B:No, I don't/Yes, I do. And you?
A:Yes, I do./No, I don't.
B:Oh! Is you eraser?
A:Yes, it's mine.
B:May I borrow it?
A:Of course.
B:Thank you.
我不是初一的，所以愛莫能助，只能編一個這樣的，希望對你有幫助！
祝學習進步！（*^__^*）
2.一些簡短,熟悉的英語小故事,要有對話,不要太難
三只小豬英語劇本：The Story of the Three Little Pigs 旁白：There was an old mother with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune.媽媽：Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf.三只小豬：goodbye,mum.旁白：three pigs leaved their * a while they met a man with a bundle of * one: “Please, grandpa, give me that straw to build me a house." 稻草爺爺：the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by * one:never * for live.稻草爺爺：it's * you are.旁白：Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with * he went into his house,said * one:haha!now the wolf can't catch me and eat me.旁白：pig one falled asleep in his * pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks. Pig two: "Please, man, give me that sticks to build a house." 旁白： Which the man did, and the pig built his * three knew the house is not strong,but it is easy to * he lived in the * three keep * third little pig met a man with a load of * three:"Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with." 旁白：So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his beautiful house with * three:ok!my house is so hard.i mustn't scare of the wolf.旁白：Presently came along a wolf, he knocked at the pigone's door.狼： "Little pig, little pig, let me come in." pigone answered: "No, no, go away." The wolf: "Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in." 旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in。
pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two's * one:I'm regretful that I didn't listen to the grandpa.旁白：Then along came the wolf。He is *: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in." Pig one and two:"No, no, go away." Wolf:"it's very * is not * I"ll puff, and I"ll huff, and I"ll blow your house in." 旁白：So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three's * are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid.旁白：the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs。
Wolf:Little pig, little pig, open the door." Threepigs:"No, no, you are the * away" Wolf:"Then I"ll huff, and I"ll puff, and I"ll blow your house in." 旁白：Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down。 Wolf: "Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips." Three pigs:"Where?" Wolf:"Oh, in Mr. Smith"s home field, and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together and get some for dinner." Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready. What time do you mean to go?" Wolf:"Oh, at six o"clock." 旁白：Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the wolf came。
At 6 o'clock,the wolf *: "Little pig, are you ready?" The little pig said, "Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner." 旁白：Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig。Wolf:you three little pigs. I wanna eat you.i will get down your chimney,and eat you.旁白：When the little pigs saw what he was about, they hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the wolf was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant. The wolf died, they lived happily ever * pigs:sing a song.你可以去/上翻譯。
3.簡單英語動物對話小故事帶翻譯
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【譯文】
老貓
一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。
4.簡單的英語情景對話小故事
最低0.27元開通文庫會員，查看完整內容> 原發布者：cxw0719 初次見面簡單英語情景對話 初次見面的老外跟你說了句"Howdoyoudo"，估計多數人都會美滋滋地搬出學校教的那套，回敬一句"Howdoyoudo"。
可英美人士卻覺得你的回答有點買帽子當鞋穿--不對頭。因為他們會覺得對話似乎沒有得到回應，好像你并不高興見到他一樣。
所以，當別人說"Howdoyoudo"的時候，你最好改答"Nicetomeetyou"或者"It'sapleasuretomeetyou"。怎么樣，是不是覺得上面的小技巧還有點用處？那么，你知道怎么掌控好一個初次見面的開場白嗎？還有誰先開口，說什么，怎樣繼續話題？要不要握手呢？別著急，我現在就告訴大家一些社交小技巧。
它們可以讓你在不同的場合游刃有余，溝通無極限。先來看一段Jake和Debbie之間的對話吧。
大姑娘上花轎--頭一回，這兩個大一新生在校園里初次碰面了。JAKE:Hi!*n'tmetbefore,havewe?DEBBIE:No,wehaven't!*:Nicetomeetyou,Debbie!DEBBIE:Nicetomeetyou,too,*:Areyouanewstudent?DEBBIE:Yes,*outyou?JAKE:Yeah,metoo!JAKE:What'reyoustudyinghere?DEBBIE:*outyou?JAKE:I'*'.DEBBIE:？見機行事，見什么人說什么話。
Jake和Debbie之間的對話適用于什么場合呢？他們的對話適用于非正式。
5.英語小故事（3人對話）簡單一點
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the * went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat * not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”
然后他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土里去。他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。”
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and * some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid." 【譯文】 城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠 從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。
一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看。”
于是，城里老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。
它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家看看。”
鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。
可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。過了一會兒，他們出來了。
當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。”
6.簡短的英語小故事
Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can't swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can't help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant's home. Then, three of them become good friends.故事一 三個好朋友 一天， 一只猴子在河邊騎車。
這時他看見樹下有一只獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河里。
他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水里，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。
幸運的是，一只大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。
他們來到大象的家，在那里吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。
Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can't eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away. The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks:“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don't like me because I'm too old to work. You should know you are old, too.” 故事二 老人和老貓 一個年邁的老人養一只貓。這只貓也非常老了。
她跑得很快，但是牙齒很糟糕。一天王還是那個，這只老貓看見一只小老鼠。
它抓住了小老鼠，但是它卻吃不了它，因為它的牙齒不夠鋒利了。這只小老鼠逃跑了。
老人很生氣，他打了小貓，并且對它說：“你這只蠢貓！我要懲罰你！”貓非常傷心，它想：“在我還年輕的時候，我為你努力工作。現在你卻因為我太老了不能工作而不喜歡我。
你應該知道你也老了。” Story 3 Spring in the Green Season Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.故事三 春天來了，春天是每年的第一個季節。
在中國，春天二月來臨，那時候還是很冷，但是會運來月暖和，白晝悅來越長。樹上的葉子開始變綠，沐浴著大地春風長出了嫩芽。
春天也播種的季節。Story 4 Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are sound. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.” Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let's be friends.” They become good friends.故事四： 找朋友 塞姆是一條小魚，他在海里。
他生在海里。他很孤獨，想要找一個朋友，那個朋友看起來要想他。
塞姆看見一條墨魚。墨魚有8條腿，看上去不像塞姆。
因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇見一條鯊魚。
他想跟鯊魚問好。鯊魚張開大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。
塞姆又累又餓，他要休息一會兒。這時他看見一條圓魚，圓魚對他說：“你好！你愿意做我的朋友嗎？” 塞姆回答：“好哇！可你是圓形的，我是扁的。”
圓魚說：“但是我們倆都是魚啊！” 塞姆思考后說：“你講得對，讓我們做朋友吧。”他們就成為好朋友了。
7.簡單的對話多的英文小故事,50句以內,要有中文翻譯的啊
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？ 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。
他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？ 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。
過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
* Was Rome Built？ 羅馬是什么時候建成的？ Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 老師：羅馬是什么時候建成的？ 湯姆：在夜里建成的。 老師：誰告訴你的？ 湯姆：是您啊。
您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。 * Knows the Answer 他知道答案 Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教師：你能告訴我一些有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的事情嗎？ 學生：我能，先生。
他們都死了。 * do babies come from？ 小孩從哪里來？ I asked my father where babies come from. He says you download them from the Internet. 我問爸爸小孩是從哪里來的，他說是從網上下載的。
* Essential Correction 實質性的糾正 Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 老 師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉？我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。 沃爾特：我吃了什么？ 老 師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
5. I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument 我不想爭論 “Gerald,” asked the teacher, “what is the shape of the earth?” “It's round,” answered Gerald. “How do you know it's round?” continued the teacher. “All right, it's square then,” he replied, “ I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it！” “杰拉爾德，”老師說，“地球是什么形狀的？” “是圓形的，”杰拉爾德回答。 “你怎么知道是圓的？”老師繼續問。
“好，那就是方的吧，”他回答說。“我真的不想和您爭論這件事！”。
8.英語的對話小短文或小故事
一、關于寵物 A: Hey Jimmy, fancy seeing you here! B: Hey Lisa, what a pleasant surprise! I see you're walking your dog? A: Yes, her name is lily, isn't she a beauty? B: Yes, she looks great. How old is she? A: I don't know, really, she's a present from one of my colleagues. She's been with me for about 17 months. Do you have any pet? B: Yes, as a matter of fact I have 2 dogs and 1 cat. A: Wow, I see you are a fan of pets! B: More than that, I also work for a pet food company now. A: Really? Which one? B: Masterfood. A: Oh, great! Masterfood is my Lily's faverate! B: Really? I can give you an internal purchase price. A: That'll be great of you! B: Here, this is my telephone number at the office, just give me a call. A: Oh, that's very kind of * a lot. B: It's all right. Happy to help pet lovers. I'll see you around then. A: See you! Come on, Lily, we're going home。
二：關于時尚 A: Oh, Mary, I do need your help. B: What is it? A: It's the essay for the school. We're to write something about fashion and you know I'm quite dumb at it. B: Well, I don't know really. Fashion is a kind of trend. Usually it refers to design of clothes, but now it means too many things. A: Such as? B: Such as the hair style, the music you listen to, the movies you watch, just every thing. A: I heard that nowadays, to remain single also becomes a fashion. B: Well, yes, but I don't quite agree with that. If one chooses to be single, it's because he or she feels all right to be by himself or herself. It's really not something to follow suit. A: I totally agree with you. My neighbour smokes because all her roommates do so and she thinks it make her look cool. B: You know, these kind of things shouldn't be considered as fashion at all! The society needs to give more health concept to this word rather than let it be ruined like this. A: Hey, I know what I'll focus on in my essay. Thanks a lot! B: My pleasure!。
9.簡單英語動物對話小故事帶翻譯
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 【譯文】 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。
一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。
10.求簡短小學英語小故事,或者情景對話素材
A man walking in the night slipped from a rock. Afraid that he would fall down thousands of feet, because he knew that place was a very deep valley, he took hold of a branch that was hanging over the rock. In the night all he couls see was a bottomless abyss. He shouted, his own shout reflected back--there was nobody to hear. You can imagine that man and his whole night of scare. Every moment there was death, his hands were becoming cold, he was losing his grip。
and as the sun came out he looked down and he laughed. There was no abyss. Just six inches down there was a rock. He could have rested the whole night, slept well---the rock was big enough---but the whole night was a nightmare. Fear is only six inches deep. Now it is up to you whether you want to go on cling to the branch and turn your life into a nightmare, or whether you would love to leave the branch and stand on your feet. There is nothing to fear. 一個人在趕夜路時，突然從巖石上跌了下去，嚇得他趕緊抓住了巖石上的樹枝，因為他知道這一帶有個深谷，一不小心就會跌入上千英尺的深淵。
一晚上，他唯一能看到的就是深不見底的峽谷。他大呼救命，但只聽到了自己的回音---沒有人能聽到他呼救。
你可以想象一下他的處境和整晚的恐懼。死神隨時都可能降臨。
他的手開始發涼，漸漸地抓不住了。當太陽升起的時候，他朝下看了看，笑了。
下面壓根就沒有什么深淵。在他下方六英尺的地方有一塊大石頭。
巖石那么大，他本可以在那兒休息一個晚上，美美的睡上一覺，但昨晚他卻在夢魘中度過。 恐懼只是六英尺的距離而已。
接下來，到了你做決定的時候了：你是想要繼續抓著樹枝過夢魘一般的生活，還是更喜歡把手從樹枝上松開，雙腳著地？ 真的沒有什么好害怕的。 I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？” “沒有，老師。
可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”
TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example? John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short. 老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子？ 約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我來試試看，”一位老太太說。 “該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
多給點分嘛。