華閱文章網1.求一簡單搞笑的英語兩人情景對話
A:Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?
B:Sure.
A:What is your father's name?
B:Happy!
A:Then, What is your mother's name?
B:Smile!
A:Are you joking?
B:No! That's my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census
staff?
A:Of course not.
B:Go ahead.
A:OK. Your name is Kidding!
2.簡短的2人英語短劇
英語小品劇本文章列表
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 08-17
[英語小品劇本]【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan 佚名 05-20
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion By Georg… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》 未知 11-27
[英語小品劇本]音樂劇：Peter and the Wolf （彼德與狼） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Gifts （禮物） 潘彩英 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚麗娟（… 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本●傻子春天 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語短劇劇本孩和他的樹 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]防空洞英文劇本 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Learn to love 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]Big words of western tour （大話西游） 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 魔豆 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本 買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語話劇劇本貂禪 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]The Pocket Money 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語劇本買藥 佚名 11-27
[英語小品劇本]英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》 佚名 11-27
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3.2人英語簡短搞笑劇本
(At Salesman's home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
4.英語雙人情景幽默對話
原發布者：黑執事太久了
男：Hello,I'mBen.？女：Sure.男：Whatisyourfather'sname？女：Happy！男：Then,Whatisyourmother'sname？女：Smile！男：Areyoujoking？女：No!That'smysister!*ay,areyouacensusstaff？男：Ofcoursenot.女：Goahead.男：*g,I'*ujoinus？女：Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinaband男：OK,good.?.女：Piano?Idon'.男：Whatareyougoodat？女：Ising..男：SodoI.？女：Well,.男：Really?Whatdoeshelike？女：Heprefersquietmusic.男：*utHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesn'the？女：Yes,.男：That'sOK..女：？男：Whynot？女：,Ben？男：Oh,.女：whatisit？男：I'mnotamusicianandIcan'tsing.女：Areyoujoking？男：No,that'syoursister'*
5.搞笑英語兩人話劇 簡單點容易讀的 別人容易找到笑點的~~ 話劇 求救
A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards * he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit * or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.英語幽默：士兵坐飛機有美女陪伴的高招由于生意方面的事，羅賓遜先生得出趟門。
因為有點緊急，他決定坐飛機。乘機旅行時，他喜歡靠窗坐，故而一登機，他就尋找一個靠窗的座位。
他發現只有一個靠窗的座位還空著。在那空座位邊坐著一名士兵。
令羅賓遜先生納悶的是，這位士兵沒有坐靠窗的位置。羅賓遜先生不管那些，他馬上徑直朝那個空座位走去。
然而，等到了那兒，他看見座位上有則啟事，是用鋼筆寫的：“為保持裝載平衡，特預設該位置，謝謝合作。”羅賓遜先生還從來沒有在飛機上見過如此不同尋常的啟事。
不過，他想飛機上一定裝了什么特別重的物品，于是他找了個不靠窗的位置。又有兩三個乘客試圖坐在那個士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他們看到那則啟事就走開了。
當快滿座時，一位非常美麗的姑娘匆匆走進機艙。一直在注意進艙旅客的那個士兵趕緊拿掉他旁邊空座位上的啟事。
士兵用這種辦法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。2、1、I have said it a hundred times, we need team work,always seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here。
“說了多少回了，要團結，眼睛要看這別人的長處。這次出來，一是通過實戰鍛煉隊伍，二是考察新人，在這里我特別要表揚的是小葉和四眼。
兩位雖然剛剛入道，做人啊， 不但突破了自己， 也超越了在座的前輩。2、This century most expensive commodity is talent.“21世紀什么最貴？人才！！！3、An organization without discipline.“有組織，無紀律。”
4、First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.“我本一心向明月，奈何明月照溝渠”Who knows me understand my needs, I'm a mystery to he who know me not .“真是知我者謂我心憂，不知我者謂我何求啊”5、I can't stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.“我最討厭你們這些劫匪了，一點技術含量都沒有。”6、I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe。
“我可以很負責地告訴你，黎叔很生氣，后果很嚴重。
”7、I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me。
“大意呀，大意呀，想不到被一丫頭片子玩兒了。”Father's ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the *. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his * evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very * he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?""Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom."And that shirt's mine too.""Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom."And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard."Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you？"父親的東西湯姆.霍德華十七歲的時候，長得和父親一樣高了，于是當他晚上和朋友一起出去時，就開始借父親的衣服穿。
霍德華先生可不喜歡這樣，當他發現他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣。一天晚上，湯姆下樓準備出去，父親在門廳里攔住了他。
他細細打量著湯姆的穿著。然后他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎？”湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。”
“還有那襯衫也是我的。”。
6.求一簡單搞笑的英語兩人情景對話
A:Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?B:Sure.A:What is your father's name?B:Happy！容A:Then, What is your mother's name?B:Smile!A:Are you joking?B:No! That's my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?A:Of course not.B:Go ahead.A:OK. Your name is Kidding!。
7.英語短劇（要短的）二人
狼和小羊
a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water.
lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~
wolf: no, you can not!
lamb: why? i am thirsty~
wolf: the water is mine
lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret.
wolf: what secret?
lamb: after you give me the water.
wolf: do'not cheat on me~
then gives the bottle to the lamb
lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening
wolf: ok, i will go and eat it!
then the wolf goes to the hill
but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf.
籬笆的兩頭跟別住著小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水.
小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~
老狼： 不給！
小羊： 為什么？我真的渴了~
老狼： 水是我的！
小羊： 你要是給我水，我就告訴你一個秘密.
老浪： 什么秘密？
小羊： 你給我水我才告訴你呢！
老狼： 你可別騙我！
然后就把水給了小羊.
小羊： 一只小豬今天晚上要到山上去~
老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~
老狼于是就跑到山上去了~
山上住著一個獵人，把老狼打死了~
8.急需一篇英語話劇稿,2人,初中水平,幽默搞笑
The Gifts （禮物）-英語劇本 Mon.: Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn't leave much for saving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim's gold watch, which has been his father's and his grandfather's. The other is Della's long beautiful hair. D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) D: Will you buy my hair? M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK? D: All right. But please give it to me quickly. M: Here you are. Twenty dollars. D: Thank you. Bye. M: Bye. Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home. D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy . (Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . ) J: You-----? D: Jim. Don't look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don't mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let's be happy. J: You've cut off your hair? D: I've cut it off and sold it. It's sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It's Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you. J: Well , Della. Don't make any mistake about me. I don't think there's anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package . D: What ? J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see. D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months! J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair. D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim. J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first. D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess? J: I'm sorry. I won't guess. D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it . J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper. 翻譯如下： 禮 物 旁白：明天是圣誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一圣誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是從他祖父和父親那里留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。 德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。 （在店門口，寫著“夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發”） 德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？ 夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。
哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？ 德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。 夫人：給你，20美元。
德拉：謝謝你，再見。 夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然后她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金表鏈。現在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。 （突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來） 吉姆：你……？ 德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發并賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你圣誕節禮物的圣誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：“圣誕快樂！”，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？ 德拉：我剪了頭發并賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是圣誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。 吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什么？ 吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。
9.求4分鐘左右的英語話劇、2
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者 B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和） A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講…… F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。
是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。D：誰讓這是一個童話呢…… 可以么？。
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