華閱文章網1.求3人簡單英語搞笑短劇,3
英語話劇劇本《臭腳的故事》 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
by Dr. Sofia Chen陳南妤
超級搞笑，哈哈哈
從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。
有一天她來到”香國” 。她發現，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。
有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。國王和王后陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。
最后，他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然后她將睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince's fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn't sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn't sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn't sleep, she only had to smell the prince's stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
2.短小搞笑三人英語作文
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
3.三人英語小品（搞笑）
語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》 作者：佚名 文章來源：本站原創 點擊數：7713 更新時間：2005-11-27 Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue本文轉自：小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影 （J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪） J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? -*raverthanme, .AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.-in-law,what'sup? JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:! L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2 (LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:–in-law. LM（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3本文轉自：小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影 （J睡眼惺忪上） J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone.. JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:,! C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible! AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！ （突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou.. B:? J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5 （轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺） （J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! 。
4.英語劇本,帶翻譯的,搞笑,短一些,3個人演
校園小品劇本：搞笑幽默相聲小品短劇本臺詞 校園小品 人物：團支書，小艾，小玲，小伍 場景：教室 團支書：同學們，同窗們，同志們，同胞們，同。
同。
同什么們！請大家聽我說一句！三人：說吧。
團支書：你們聽不聽啊？三人：聽著呢！團支書：真的聽？三人：真的！團支書：確定？三人：確定。團支書：不反悔？三人：不反悔。
團支書：你們是認真的？沒騙我？三人：你說不說啊？團支書：噢，我開始說了！----我要說什么來的？三人暈倒。團支書：啊！！！！對了！三人坐起。
團支書：我真的忘了我要說什么！三人又暈倒。團支書：好了，言歸傳正，你們再不能醉死夢生了！你們一定要自強不息，自告奮勇，自，自，自。
好好改過，抵制日貨！小玲：這都什么亂七八糟的！團支書：小玲！你為什么上課要睡覺？小玲：我困故我睡！團支書：你為什么不在宿舍睡？小玲：我也想啊！可老師不讓走！團支書：你就不能下課睡？小玲：我下課了也睡！團支書：那你晚上做什么？小玲：你晚上做什么？團支書：睡覺啊！小玲：我們這個習性一樣！團支書：你除了睡覺還做什么？小玲：很重要的事！----吃飯 2009-3-6薦 小品：相聲下載|小品：搞笑臺詞|小品：二人轉|小品：非誠勿擾|小品：傻子上學Campus sketch script: funny humorous short crosstalk sketch script lines Campus sketch Characters: competitive person, little moxa, xiao ling, xiao wu Scene: the classroom Competitive person: the classmates, classmates, comrades, fellow citizens, with。With。
With what!Please listen to me say!Three people: go *itive person: do you listen to?Three people: listening!Competitive person: really?Three people: really!Competitive person: sure?Three people: *itive person: don't go back on our word?Three people: don't go back on our *itive person: are you serious?Don't lie to me?Three: you speak?Competitive person: oh, I began to say!- what do I say?Three people *itive person: ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Right!Three people sitting *itive person, I really forgot what I say!Three people fainted *itive person: ok, return to preach is, you can no longer drunk death dream life!You must be unyielding, volunteered, since, since, since。Good good rehabilitation, boycott Japanese goods!Xiaoling: what is this mess!Competitive person: xiao ling!!!Why are you in class to go to sleep?Xiaoling: I'm sleepy I sleep!Competitive person: why don't you sleep dormitory?Xiaoling: I also want to!But the teacher won't let go!Competitive person: can't you go sleep?Xiaoling: class is over I also sleep!Competitive person: what you do at night?Xiaoling: what are you doing at night?A competitive person: go to bed!Xiaoling: our habits!Competitive person: what do you do in addition to sleep?Xiaoling: very important!Eating - The 2009-3-6 recommendation Download: crosstalk | sketch: funny lines | sketch: the men | sketch: if you are the one | sketch: a fool to go to school。
5.求一個三人的英語小品,以購物為話題,時間一分30秒左右就好,簡單
趙本山：帶錢了，三萬，帶包沒有啊 we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse？ 毛毛：我落在炕上了 I left it on the brick bed. 趙本山：給你辦事，還落在炕上了 I do business to you,but you left it？ 毛毛：兜里才70多元 I only have seventy yuan. 趙本山：我還有400 Here is 400 yuan. 毛毛：也不夠啊 it's not enough. 趙本山：夠不夠都可以的 it doesn't matter. 趙本山：服務員 waiterss ！ 小沈陽：你管誰叫姑娘，我是純爺們 girl? I'm a real man.趙本山：怎么穿裙子 why do you wear a skirt？ 小沈陽：也不是裙子，這是七分褲，這有腿的，著急穿錯了， it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry .may I take your order？ 趙本山：yes. 趙本山：你們這個酒店，如果要吃一頓飯，要多少錢。
最貴的要點上要吃多少錢 I want to know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes. 小沈陽：要一、二萬元 about ten or twenty thousand yuan. 趙本山：是否有這樣的情況，今天吃飯明天來結帳 can I have meals today but pay tomorrow？ 小沈陽：打白條 owe the money？ 趙本山：不是打白條，給你小費 no,I have money,don't shorts of * you * many tips I have money. 小沈陽：大爺，你太帥了 uncle,I LOVE YOU . 趙本山：客人來了，我點菜的時候你要給我兜著，我要點貴菜 When The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering * I want to order a dear dish…… 小沈陽：我就說沒有 I say not have？ 趙本山：你太明白了 you are so clever. 毛毛：爺爺，我餓了 grandpa,I'm hungry 趙本山：給我來碗面條 take me a bowl of noodles. 小沈陽：78元一碗 78 yuan. 毛毛 ：do you have the cheaper？ 小沈陽： this is the cheapest， 趙本山：ok ,please 小沈陽： here is the noodle 毛毛：爺爺有一點咸了， it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee 趙本山：給她搞一碗白開水， give her some water. we first try to act to order the dish 小沈陽：ok 趙本山：澳洲鮑魚四只 Four Ausrialia's abalones. 小沈陽：對不起沒有。 Sorry , we haven't the dish. 毛毛：I like Ausrialia 's lobster. 趙本山：澳洲龍蝦 Ausrialia 's lobster. 小沈陽：沒有那么大的 We haven't such a big one . 趙本山：有多大的。
H ow much do you have？ 小沈陽：只有一斤的。 about one kilo 趙本山：這個太小了，糖醋排骨 This is too small .sweet and sour spareribs 毛毛：oh it's great.i like 小沈陽：no have spareribs 趙本山：有還是沒有啊 have or not？ 小沈陽：沒有的。
no. 趙本山：來民間的，孩子，來一個小野雞燉蘑菇 let's take some local dishes,boy, small pheasant stews the mushroom 小沈陽：沒有 not have 趙本山：這個可以有 this can have 小沈陽：這個真沒有 really not 趙本山：把帶來的拿過來 take it mao：把這個燉了，點一個笨雞蛋 stew it,take a heavy egg 小沈陽：沒有 not have 趙本山：我有 I have 小沈陽：有沒有，你心里沒有數嗎， aren't you clear whether we have？ . 趙本山： I ordered abalones and lobster,you don't have.。
6.求一個新穎的,簡短的3人英語話劇,還得有點意義的,謝謝大家啊
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感，寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的. Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates Scene----in the college dorm Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping. Mike came back from a morning jogging. M: hi, Dan, what are u doing? D: I am playing war craft. M: Where is Tommy? D: Shiiiii! M:What? What's the matter? D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping. M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It's almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class? D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up! T:five more minutes, please. Mike: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up. T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.) M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners. D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u. M: That's more like it. We need will power. D and T: what is will power? M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late? M: right. Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment. Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work? Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts. Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!! Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you. The end。
7.3人的3分鐘英文小品,3個女生
道具：兩把玩具槍。
人數：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出場人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懶羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 紅太狼Red Big Wolf 情節對話： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懶羊羊、慢羊羊還有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和紅太狼在旁邊隱蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to *'s dull！ 懶：I have a good idea. （睡意朦朧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懶：Let's sleep！ （自信滿滿） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（無奈指責） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小聲→大聲，出現在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （驚恐了一大跳） （羊們開始逃跑，灰太狼追著美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼緊追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help！ （神情緊張） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分貪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to * I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又開始抓其它羊） 懶：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情緊張） 灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I'mhungry now. My wife is waiting for *！（灰太狼又抓住了懶羊羊，于是逮著懶羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后進入了狼堡） -------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）---------------------------- 紅：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激動） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和紅太狼準備煮羊） -----------------------地點轉換（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （著急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one *'s goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What?I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表現出害怕的樣子） 慢：* is only one key.I'm wating for * must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special *-big-wolf won't move for an * you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把槍，深沉地給了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's * goat and Force goat！ （握住拳頭） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 氣勢磅礴） （喜羊羊它們向狼堡走去；灰太狼與紅太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地點轉換（在狼堡）--------------------------- 紅：Two Little * will finish!I'll eat you！ （貪婪野蠻） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! 。
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