華閱文章網1.求一個搞笑小品,6人表演,要求臺詞帶有簡單英語
話劇可以不？6人英語話劇小劇本-小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床 上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。
2.關于英語小品搞笑劇本,6人
7人的英語小品劇本，短篇 .可任選其一。
pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation： 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）。
3.求6人英語小短劇
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces！ 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：（ Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.） 皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me *, mirror, mirror, come here！ 魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know？ 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the * is the fairest of the all？ 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I * there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as * is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適，也可以做一些修改 英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation：學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school * candies arevery popular,I don't know * foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！ （給它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！（拖糖果下場） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販) （小販拉著糖上場，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向觀眾） Wuwuwu…（小販將她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（輕蔑） M&A: Money？（對視） M:Oh, I've no money！（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝著走開，下場） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let's make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！（全部下場） Scene 3:(At Maggie's home) N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. （爸爸看報） M: 。
4.搞笑英語短劇6人
守株待兔（英語短劇） 劇本 你可以自己加幾個角色~ （因為是搞笑，所以不必太拘謹。
普通臺詞意思對即可。） [開始。
樹）上臺安靜地屹立到舞臺較后方。導演（范冰）走到臺前] 導演：Action！[跑下臺] [農夫冷酷地上。
] 農夫：I'm a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I'm rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this！[從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what's this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It's my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下表]It's time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music！[掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I'm farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I'm farming!Farming will be funny and easy~！[邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下臺，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具準備在口袋里] [樹走上前臺] 樹：I'm a tree!I can do many things!I can sing！[做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance！[跳四小天鵝]I'm tall!And I'm Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit！ [引導觀眾看兔子A）。樹站回后臺] [兔子A上] 兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。
以為自己扮演周杰倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I'm Jay!I love U!I love Nantong！[展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《發如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候導演（范冰）上] 導演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand？！[兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [導演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導演下臺之前，看了下《十》] What's this？[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It's mine！（很興奮地拿著下場） 兔子A:OK,now I'm a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I'm just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉圈，悠閑散步] [農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子] 農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [農夫跟在兔子后面。
兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。
農夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續走。
兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。
兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。
農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。
這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對準了兔子。] 兔子A:Wahhhh~！（嚇一跳）What's this！ 農夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch！ 兔子A:But your gun… [幫農夫把槍頭調轉過來（農夫一開始把槍對著自己）] 農夫：Thank you！ 兔子A:My pleasure. （突然想起來農夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農夫追到樹前] 農夫：Where~ to go? Haha！ [農夫開了一槍“砰”。
兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。
農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。
兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。
] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn't hurt me! You didn't hurt me！ 樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背后] [兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。
兔子猛然抬頭發現] 農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ！ [舉槍對準兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來] 兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can't kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。
突然頭撞倒了后面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ “我倒！” 倒地] 農夫：OH！ [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ！！！ [想一下] But I'm still full * me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊] …… 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened？ 樹：[指著農夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機] [兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What's this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It's beautiful.[放回原處。
又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？ 樹：[走上前]Let me tell *,press this button！[給兔子] 兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？ 李詠：[上臺，激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I'm Liyong!Now let's start our first question!What's the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife *r 。
5.六人演英語搞笑話劇
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇） Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 恒星英語學習網 Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong.（指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！（內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom?-*raverthanme,.AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1（序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！（對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum?JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.-in-law,what'sup?JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:!L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:–*（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'.LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？（走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！（突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone..JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？（三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:,!C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible!AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！（突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou..B:?J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5（轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺）（J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:--- J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭) L（驚喜萬分）：Johnny！（不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并。
6.英語六人搞笑三分鐘小品
It's Painful to Be a Love Cheater Cast Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I 購物場景（Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.） Lucy: Oh my god ! What a *: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in *: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and *: He's a present that God gave *& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He's *: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than *: What? I'm more beautiful than *: But I'm taller. Look at you, little short *: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed *: You're so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate *: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍 （Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ） Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I'm more beautiful than Lucy. I'll be a good *: Sure. You're very beautiful. You're like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy *: You're very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They're very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose *: Let's go to the movies on *: Ok!Lucy: Let's go to the movies tomorrow, OK?Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh~ I'm so happy! There're two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I'm so lucky! Scene III 偶遇（Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.） Lucy: Bonnie, listen to *: No! Don't listen to her. Listen to *: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!Peggy: You liar. She's my good friend!Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren't you?Peggy& Lucy: No!Bonnie: What happened between you?Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my *: Nonsense. He's my *: Stop it! It's no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don't hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave) Scene IV 電影院奇遇（In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.） Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here?Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She….， you…… Andy: Any questions? It's more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let's go!Scoundrel: Don't move! Give me your *& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won't kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!Andy: Calm down, sir. I'll give you all the money I have. Don't kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill *: Us? Are you crazy?Peggy: We're just girls!Lucy: I can't believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let's go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back?Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy's money) Scene V Peggy: I'm so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I'm feeling so sorry, *: So….we're still good friends, right?Lucy: Right! Then, let's go eat. It's my treat!Peggy: Wow~ it's a good idea! Let's go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your *: He is mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he's *: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?Lucy: You do, *: He's mine!Lucy: He's mine!Peggy: He's mine!Lucy: He's mine!Allen: Shut up! I don't like girls!Lucy: What?Peggy: You're lying. I can't believe *: Actually……. （Andy appears.） Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby! I'm sorry that I'm late!Allen: Little bad fellow. Don't be late next *: Andy?Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?Peggy: I…… （Looks at 。
7.適合六個人扮演的英文小品劇本
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。
老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
（別過臉去繼續哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正準備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are allafraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But everytime, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of youjust stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。
悟空鎮定地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that Ican make you happy.小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。
我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let's go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。
小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful？小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We'd better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that's a great idea. Let's go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？八戒：背你？好，好，好。
誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Lets go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let's go.音樂響起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。
小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy？小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me？）八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。
八戒體力不。
8.六人搞笑英語短劇
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC) Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，J被打中，狼狽不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小聲）whilemy wifeisWuSong.（指著上臺處的門大聲道）I'mnotafraidofyou！（內砸出一臉盆，J接住當成盾牌護著頭）Then,I'mafraidofwhom?-*raverthanme,.AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！（內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1（序幕結束時，JM作竊聽狀） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！（對門內）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：I'mhere!What'supmum?JM:I'“ dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.-in-law,what'sup?JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:!L（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（開始解圍裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在JM的臉上，下） Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線，L拿著鍋鏟上) L:Mum,I'mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:–*（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon ,,butyoudidnotlisten *yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.?And I'.LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'*:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（驚愕）：What?Themayor'sson?-hood？（手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）！（下） Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J（邊走邊道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？（走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）Heretheyare！（聞一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！（突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）!Imisshersomuch,!Now shehasgone..JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,,.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J（立正敬禮）：Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） C:---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：Is1maoenough？（三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:,!C:Iheardthatthemayor'.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J（驚訝）：What?What??It'simpossible!AB&C:Why?,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet！（突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou..B:?J:*'vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書$1,000,000) Act5（轉眼已到了婚禮之期.MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺）（J和三強盜躍至臺中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:--- J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭) L（驚喜萬分）：Johnny！（不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后）（MS大怒，揮拳向J打來.J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L,L暈倒） J（火冒三丈）：。
9.6人搞笑英語話劇劇本
阿甘正傳的片斷 FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.。
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