華閱文章網1.兩人英語對話搞笑小品
The Mean Man's Party 吝嗇鬼的聚會 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?" 2： 老師在黑板上寫了一句：Time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。
有名學生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗。” 小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet？ 老師說：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。
過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet？ 老師說：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？ 小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊！ 3: hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend? -oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at. everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her. "are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly. "yes,"she whispered. 4: how are you ？怎么是你？ how old are you ？怎么老是你？。
2.英語小品臺詞 （4人） 簡單點的
The playbook is about conflict among *ters in Order of Appearance:Narrator, Chieftain, Attendant, Young GirlACT *or: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity. The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace. This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to * 1.(V1): Help! Help!Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down。
The playbook is about conflict among *ters in Order of Appearance:Narrator, Chieftain, Attendant, Young GirlACT *or: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity. The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace. This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to * 1.(V1): Help! Help!Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down to help her!)V1: Thank you a million.(VI said gratefully)Sailor and V2: Don't mention it. It is our * 2 Narrator: When V1 falls in a swoon, V2 finds a map about some treasure from her. He reads the map when she was in a faint. When she wakes up, he begins to ask her something.V2: Why are you here?(very interestedly)V1: I，…..just ….want to…want to hunt for something.( she is tongue-shy)V1: Just something I have lost.(she thinks: maybe he can help me to get there. Can I tell him the truth? She is very indecisive)V2: Oh, you know I have vessel, I can help you.V1: Oh, thank you a million. You must be ORDIN. I know something, I can tell you.( she is very athrill)V2: Really?V1: Of course. (Then, V1 tell something to V2, he looks like know something)ACT 3 Narrator: After that, they sail to England. Then come to a raid a rich family. They hold the swords on their * Girl(Y): Who are you? What are you doing here? (she is very afraid.)V1: Give us your treasure.Y: What? V2: Hurry up!Y: We don't have any treasures.V1&V2: Don't deceive us!(the Viking turn over the things everywhere)Y: Whaaaaaaaaa….What are you doing? Stop! Please stop doing that!(The Viking still turn over the things. They become to crazy)Y: Mum! Dad! Someone is robbing our treasure. Mum! Dad! Come on please! (the young girl is crying now) Narrator: The young girl's mum and dad are coming now, but one of the Viking killed them quickly.Y: Oh, no! mummmmmmmmm…..dadddddddddddd. You bad robber wuuuuu….（the girl cried loudly） V1: Shut up! Y: you, you, you….（the girl fall in a swoon） Narrator: Suddenly the girl wakes up but she hurt very terrible.V1: Now, fetch the treasure for us, or die. Narrator: Then the poor girl was reluctantly to do this because she cannot do anything.A few minutes later, the girl takes the treasure to them. They eventually get the treasure. And they jump out of the skin.V1: Oh, dear treasure, I eventually found you, now you belong to me, nobody can reave you from me.( she is very happy) HA-HA…V2: No, you're wrong, It belongs to me, you cannot get it without my help.( he is very angry)V1: Without my clew you cannot find it at all. Of course it's mine. Narrator: They begin to fight, both of them consider it to be owned by *4Narrator: When they are fighting impetuously, the sun rise up from the horizon slowly. Everything is back to peace. Suddenly a piece of note falls with the rays of light from the clear sky. She picks it up and read it.V1: It says” to conflict or be peaceable? It depends on yourselves; and if you do not hope the world to be destroyed, you must return the treasure in five minutes.” Maybe….we should not done so.( she says repentantly)。
3.要一篇兩分鐘的英語六人對話小品
真不好意思，6人的的確很麻煩，給你一篇搞笑的，希望你能理解：
Fang： （出場） My name is Fang Fang. I am a student of Sanya No.1 Middle School.
Granny： 芳芳，芳芳。
Fang: Oh, my granny is calling me. Do you know my granny? Everyone in our neighborhood calls her "Modern Granny". She is learning English. She wants to learn English well. She wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the Li people.
Granny： （奶奶上。練讀旅游英語300句 ） How do you do（好賭有賭） ？ How do you do（好賭有賭）？ Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me, too. I can't speak Chinese（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍） you（油）speak English（英國歷史）？ Yes, a little（啊里頭）. What can I do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）？ 這不，中國 加入了WTO,2008年又要舉辦奧運會，人人都在學英語，我也要學English….. 芳芳，芳芳！
Fang： 來了，奶奶。
Granny： 我的乖孫女， 你再聽奶奶讀一遍，看看還有什么地方讀得不好。（讀旅游 英語300句）How do you do （好賭有賭）？ How do you do（好賭有賭）？ Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me,too. I can't speak Chinese.（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. Can you speak English（砍油死屁英國歷史）？ Yes（爺死）， a little（啊里頭）.What can I do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）？ （她邊讀邊搖頭晃腦，很自豪的樣子）
Fang： 奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“How do you do？ ”。不是“英國歷史”，是"English"。 是" Chinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我讀。How do you do？（奶奶跟讀） 不行，How do you do？（奶奶跟讀） 好，再讀 一 遍，（奶奶讀）好，很 好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English？（奶奶跟讀）再來，I can't speak Chinese.（奶奶跟讀） 好的，再來。（奶奶讀）Can you speak English？（奶奶跟讀） 好，再練一下。
Granny： （練讀兩遍）好了，好了，不錯了。（突然看見外賓路過）太好了！ 來了個老外！（站起，上前）Hello， （學外國人動作，伸開雙手 ） How do you do? What can I do for you?
Foreigner: How do you do? I want to go to the bank. Where is the nearest one 答案補充 從文章中提煉
4.求英語對話短劇~~急
A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he said. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?" "Oh yes, Id love that." After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. "There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn't cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about." Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . " 內容： 哥哥的心愿 圣誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。
圣誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問： "先生，這是你的車？" 保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……" 保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什么。
他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？" "哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！" 車開了一小段路后，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？" 保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。
但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個臺階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個臺階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。
" 保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。
就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。 那個圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。
可以把 A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者 B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。 B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和） A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的后擺） B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。 E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。 F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。 F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包。
5.簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.
One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”
As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”
“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.
“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.
“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.
Grandma asked, “Who is it?”
“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.
“Come in, please.”
The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.
He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.
Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.
“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.
“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.
“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.
“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.
“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.
The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.
The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.
At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.
The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.
Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
6.求兩分鐘左右的英語對話短劇
我從《Friends》里面幫你找到的，為了成為獨立的短劇，幫你做了一些小修改.老友記的輕松幽默幾乎沒有讓人失望過.希望這段也不會讓你失望.：） 說的是Monica發現有人盜用了她的信用卡，有兩個場景，你也可以把它拼成一個.我已經把于這個主題無關的刪掉了.因為不知道你的對話人數.所以不好幫你調參與的人數，不過已經休整過了，你可以根據你的人數直接進行調整說話人.Monica的角色一個人不要變，其他的朋友（Joey,Racheal,Ross,Chandle）可以拼成一個人，或者分成你所需要的幾個人分配對白.（第一個場景：大家--Monica和她的朋友們，在Monica和Rachel合租的公寓里面，討論這件事情.） [Scene:Monica and Rachel's,everyone is looking at papers.] Joey:How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?Monica:I have no * look how much they spent!Rachel:Would you calm down?The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you *:I *'s just such reckless *:I think when someone steals your credit card,they've kind of already thrown caution to the *er:Wow,what a * spent $69.95 on a Wonder *:That's me.（第二個場景是到晚上了，只有Monica和Racheal倆在了，Monica還在郁悶這事兒，你也可以直接接到上面去，我已經把中間調整過，可以很順得接上去了.）[Scene:Monica and Rachel's,late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.] Monica:This woman's living my *:What?Monica:She's living my life,and she's doing it better than me!Look at this,* buys tickets for plays that I wanna *,she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales * spent three hundred dollars on art *:You're not an *:Yeah,well I might be if I had the supplies!I mean,I could do all this * I don'*:Oh,Monica,c'mon,you do cool *:Oh really?Okay,let's compare,shall *:(Yawning) Oh,it's so late for 'Shall we'。
Monica:Do I go horseback riding in the park?Do I take classes at the New School?Rachel:(Yawning) Nooo。Monica:This is so unfair!She's got everything I want,and she doesn't have my mother.---(Monica有一個很喜歡挑剔她的媽媽.)。
7.簡單搞笑的英語對話
Topic: the academy life Judih: Hi,Cys,Angy, long time no see! How are you? C: Hi , * are you? Yes, It's really long time since we met last time on the " Farewell Party" of our senior high school. A: Yes, Judy, you look so different now..en..i have to say you look gorgeous! J: Ha ha! Thanks my friends. How's everything going in your univercities, by the way? C: Well! Neither too bad nor too good! You know the academy life is just like that ,from classroom to library everyday, nothing special. I am a little bit bored of it! I wish i could be out of city town to enjoy the Fresh air in the countryside. A: But my academy life is so fantastic. I have read a lot of famous works in library ,seems it's not enough to have only 24 hours per day. I love it, everyday is so rich and colorful. Hey , just to imagine what we will be after graduation makes me so excited and spunky. What about you Judy? J: Me? oh , wonderful! I joined many communities in my University, and quite lot of outdoor experiences have made me amounts of friends , it also helps me prepare myself for the fierce competition before I get into the real market. C: oh Judy , I envy you,i wish i could be with you do some out-door exercises. A: Judy , yeah! You remind me something maybe I should register some community in my University but not only with my "Shakespeare"! J: oh Come on, girls! Everyone can make the academy life special and unforgettable, the problem is in which way you choose to live your academy life! My friends, good luck and best wishes to all of your families, will see you around! A & C: you too, my dear sis! see you later! DIALOGUE 1 A: Why is it that some people are always buying beyond their means? I mean, they do not make that much and spend half of their incomes on designer clothes as such. B: My theory is that insecure people need to wear famous brand clothing to feel good. C: Yes! They want people to know that they are good enough to afford the best. A: Well, I don't agree that name brands are just for the insecure. I mean, I like my designer clothes too. I do think designer shoes are more comfortable. C: So, you buy designer shoes for comfort? How about those ridiculous designer sweaters that have holes in them and shoes that have 2.5cm heels? B: Hah~! And those funny hats! You surely aren't saying that these things are functional. A: i disagree. Most designer and brand-name items are actually not useless. What you see on the catwalks are just the extremes. What you find in the stores is more functional. B: And not much less expensive! So don't tell me that you're into designer stuff. A: Like I said, some things are worth spending the money on, like stylish but comfortable shoes. But I wouldn't get designer underwear, for example. I mean, for one pair of brand-name underwear, Ican buy 10 pairs of sturdy cotton underwear at the market and just throw them into the wash and not be heartbroken if they change color. But I'd buy a brand-name washing machine because I believe they work longer. DIALOGUE 2 A: Hey, that's a beautiful bag you've got! Is it genuine Louis Vuitton? B: No, are you kidding? I can't afford the real thing. It's a fake that I got at a street market on the cheap. C: But don't you feel bad supporting pirates? I mean pirated stuff undercuts companies which produce the real things. B: So should we all drive Ferraris? There are those who can afford to and those who can't. Those who can't buy a cheaper sports car and paint it Ferrari-red. Pirated stuff is for those too poor to afford the real thing. C: I think it is illegal. B: What? Illegal to want to look good? A: No, illegal to own, sell and above all, manufacture fakes. It's like copyright - if you author a book, you don't want someone else to print and sell it for their own profits, do you? B: I see what you mean about books, but if I write a novel, I hope it's read by as many people as possible so I price it so that it's accessible to the most. But designer luxury items are priced beyond most people's means - they are not intended for the general public but for the elite few. And that's why I don't care about supporting pirated luxury items. C: What aoubt pirated textbooks? A photocopy of the original at a tenth of the price? Would you buy that? Furthermore, what about music? I mean CDs and the like？ 希望令你滿意！B: Um, I guess you're right there. It's not fair to exploit the work of other authors and producers. But I still wish they wouldn't price their products so high。
8.搞笑英語兩人小品對話
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。 男： This seat empty？（這個座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方見過你？）
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？）
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。這個周末我頭疼）【^_^頭疼也是可以預約的】
男：Can I have your name？（我能知道你的名字嗎？）
女：Why? Don''t you already have one？ （為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？）
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。）【長的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非常快樂。）
女：Why? Are you leaving？（是嗎？你是說你要離開？）【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】
9.英語小品對話 4個人的
小熊請客 第一幕： （旁白）：在美麗的大森林里，住著一群可愛的小動物，它們快樂的生活著。
小熊要在新年這天邀請朋友們做客，一大清早，小熊們就開始忙里忙外了。 （音樂起，房子，樹，小熊上場） House: Happy New Year. We are house. Trees: We are trees. Happy New Year. Tree: I'm Tree. Tree: I'm green. Tree: I'm Tree. Trees: We're the forest. （樹后退至背景處） Bear1: Happy New Year. My name's Pat. I'm big brother. Bear2: My name's Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car. Bear3: I'm Bob. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. Bear4: I'm Tom. I like riding a bike. Bear5: I'm Joe. I like playing football. Bear6:I'm Ken. I'm a little boy. I can draw. （熊爸爸，熊媽媽上場） Dady:I'm their father. Mumy:I'm their mother. Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady. (Bears唱My mother,my father.) Mumy:Let's have a rest, OK? Children. Bears: OK! Yes！ （下場） Mumy Dady:Today's new year. We are going to play a host. Let's get ready. 第二幕：小熊的朋友上場。
1. 音樂起，花上場。 Flower: I'm red flower. Flower: I'm yellow flower. Flower: I'm purple flower. Flower: I'm blue flower. Flower: I'm pink flower. Flowers: We're flowers. Dady:Hello, flowers. Welcome! Flowers: Hello, little bears. Dady:How are you? Flowers: Fine,thank you. And you? Dady:I'm fine,thanks. Come in,please. Flowers: Thank you. （花退至背景） 2.音樂起兔上 Rabbit1: I'm Rabbit. Rabbit2: I'm Little Rabbit. Rabbit3: I'm Rabbit, too. Rabbits: We're Rabbits. Rabbit: Lillte bear要請客，我們去做客。
Let's go. Rabbits: OK！ （敲門） Mumy:Who are you? Rabbits: We are Rabbits. May I come in? Mumy:Come in,please. How are you? Flowers: Fine,thank you. And you? Dady:I'm fine,thanks. Come in,please. Rabbits:Thank you. Dady:Let's play. Rabbits: OK! (song: Jump, Jump, Jump.) 3. Monkey1: I'm Monkey. I can climb. Monkey2: I'm Monkey. Monkey3: I'm Monkey, too. Monkey4: I can climb up the tree. Monkeys: we are Monkeys. ( ) Mumy: Who are you? Monkeys: we are Monkeys. May I come in? Mumy: come in,please. Dady: Glad to meet you. Monkeys: Glad to meet you, too. Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas. Here you are. Dady:Thank you. Mumy dady: Let's sing. Let's dance. Monkeys: OK! (sing and dance: Climb, climb, climb.) 4. Elephant1: I have a long nose. Elephant2: Please guess. What am I? Elephant, elephant, big elephant. Elephant3: Yes. Do you like me? Yes. I like little elephant. I like elephant, too. Elephant: Today's new year. Mumy: Happy new year. Elephants: Happy new year. Dady: Come in, please. Elephants: Thank you. 5. Tiger, tiger Wow,Wow! Tiger1: I'm Tiger. Tiger2: I'm Tiger, *'s new year. Tiger1: Tigers: Open the door! Open the door! Dady Mumy: No, no, go away, go away. Tigers: I have no friends. 6. Panda1: I'm Panda. Panda2: I'm Panda, too. Panda3: I'm Panda, too. Pandas: We're Pandas. Today's new year. Happy new year! Mumy: Hello,Pandas. Happy new year! Pandas: Happy new year! Mumy: Come in, please. Pandas: Thank you! 7. Bird1: I'm Bird. Bird2: I'm Bird. I can sing in the tree. Bird3: I'm Bird, too. Birds: We're Birds. Today's new year. Happy new year! Dady: Hi, Birds! How are you? Birds: Fine,thank you. And you? Dady:I'm fine,thanks. Come in,please. Birds:Thank you. Dady:Let's play. Birds: OK! (song: Little bird can sing in the tree.) 8. Fish1: I'm Fish. Fish2: I'm Fish, too. Fish: We're Fish. Today's new year. Happy new year! Fish1:Frog,Frog! Let's go together, OK? Frog1: OK! Frogs,Frogs! Let's go! Let's go! Frogs: Let's go! Let's go! Dady,Mumy: Frogs: Happy new year! Happy new year! Dady,Mumy: Happy new year! Come in,please. My good friends. 9. Tigers: I have no friends. Little Bear! Little Bear! Dady,Mumy: What? Tigers: Let's be friends, OK? Dady,Mumy: Let's be friends, OK? OK! Dady,Mumy: Tigers, come in, please. 第三幕：（小熊端上水果） Bear: Apples,apples, red apples. Apples,apples, red apples. Bear: Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas. Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas. Bear:Pears, pears, yellow pears. Pears, pears, yellow pears. Bear:Grapes, grapes, purple grapes. Grapes, grapes, purple grapes. 眾唱：Apples are red. Apples are sweet. I like red and sweet apples. Dady: Hello,friends. Come on! Let's dance. Let's sing. 眾唱：Happy new year！ （全劇終）。