華閱文章網1.有趣的英文小故事,一分鐘左右,速度
1)Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” 湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。
當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。
他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進去了。
幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。
一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊？ 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了" 2)A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”然后他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土里去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。” 他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。
他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
3)Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！”4)Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday？" 安眠藥 鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？” （這都是幽默的英語短文，如果不夠，歡迎追問）。
2.簡單的英語故事最好只有一分鐘就可以了,十分鐘內要背會,
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了.一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠.因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它. 于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死.她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情.” 單詞還都挺簡單的，應該可以吧.。
3.英語簡短幽默的小故事（1分半鐘）
Talking clock 會說話的鐘 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning！" 一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。
“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。
突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！” 這是第一篇~ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的 經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人 說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝 并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！" 呵呵，一個比一個效率高.。
4.一分鐘的英文有趣小故事
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 【譯文】 老貓 一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了.一天，老貓發現一只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠.因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它. 于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死.她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情.” A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西.”然后他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土里去. 他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河.” 他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西.他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了. 不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處. The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid." 【譯文】 城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠 從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友.一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里.很多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看.”于是，城里老鼠就去了.鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里.它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠.城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家看看.” 鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去.房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了.可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來. 過了一會兒，他們出來了.當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里.因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些.” Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老師：為什么你每天早晨都遲到？ 湯姆：每當我經過學校的拐角處，就看見一個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行". A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "。
5.英語小故事帶翻譯簡短一些,最好帶翻譯,1分鐘以內,急
Once upon a time, people are raising a sheep. One morning, he found a small sheep, carefully check, original pen broke a hole, night wolf get carried away a sheep a. The neighbors advised him to say: " to the sheepfold, plug the hole!" The man refused to accept advice, said:" the sheep have been lost, but also repair the pen stem what?" The very next day morning, he was surprised to find the sheep and one less. Originally, the wolf again from the hole drilling, carry off a sheep. He is very regret not following the neighbor's advice, will quickly plug hole, fix the sheepfold. Since then, the wolf can't take the lamb of the drilling pen.從前，有人養了一圈羊。
一天早晨，他發現少了一只羊，仔細一查，原來羊圈破了個窟窿，夜間狼鉆進來把羊叼走了一只。鄰居勸他說：“趕快把羊圈修一修，堵上窟窿吧！”那個人不肯接受勸告，回答說：“羊已經丟了，還修羊圈干什么？”第二天早上，他發現羊又少了一只。
原來，狼又從窟窿鉆進來，叼走了一只羊。他很后悔自己沒聽從鄰居的勸告，便趕快堵上窟窿，修好了羊圈。
從此，狼再也不能鉆進羊圈叼羊了。 謝謝采納。
6.英語小笑話、故事,帶翻譯,簡短,一分鐘左右能說完的
One or Two
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？
服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
Father and Son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
To be on the Safe Side
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（門廳，大廳） . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?
Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all.
Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.
在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道：
對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎？
是的，不過沒什么關系，一點也不疼。
噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。
7.一分鐘演講英語故事（短一點）
The Boys And The Frogs 男孩和青蛙 One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said， ¨Boys, please donˇt throw stones at us.〃 The boys said， ¨We are only playing.〃¨I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us，〃 said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away.春天里的一天，一些頑皮的男孩在一個水塘邊玩耍。
他們開始往水里扔石塊。許多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕這些男孩，因為石頭曾弄傷了他們中的一些。
最后一只老青蛙把他的腦袋探出水面，他說：“孩子們，請別向我們扔石頭。”男孩說：“我們只是在玩耍。”
“我知道，但請別扔石頭，孩子們。對你們而言的玩耍對我們可意味著死亡。”
老青蛙說。因此男孩們不再扔石頭并且離開了 猴子撈月 One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。
He looks in the well and shouts ： 它往井里一瞧，高喊道： “Oh !My god! The moon has fallen into the well！” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says， 一只大猴子跑來一看，說， “Goodness me! The moon is really in the water！” “糟啦！月亮掉在井里頭啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out： 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井里頭了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 一群猴子跑到井邊來， They look at the moon in the well and shout： 他們看到井里的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let'get it out！” “月亮掉在井里頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！” Then, the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然后，老猴子倒掛在大樹上， And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的腳， All the other monkeys follow his suit， 其他的猴子一個個跟著， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它們一只連著一只直到井里。
Just before they reach the moon, the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky， 正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子抬頭發現月亮掛在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don't be so foolish! The moon is still in the sky！” 它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！” 幽默笑話 A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. 一個鄉下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。
房間的門隨后關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife！" 鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來！” A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. 一個鄉下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。
房間的門隨后關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife！" 鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來！”。
8.一分鐘簡單英語小故事
聰明女兒
Clever daughter
女兒：“媽媽，您愛吃蘋果嗎？”
Daughter: "Mom, you love to eat apples?"
媽媽：“愛吃。”
Mom: "eat."
女兒：“很愛吃嗎？”
Daughter: "love?"
媽媽：“很愛吃。”
Mom: "love."
女兒：“那您別給我買蘋果。”
Daughter: "you don't buy me a apple."
媽媽：“為什么？”
Mother: "why?"
女兒：“您在路上會全吃光的。”
Daughter: "you will all out on the road."
聰明女兒
女兒：“媽媽，您愛吃蘋果嗎？”
媽媽：“愛吃。”
女兒：“很愛吃嗎？”
媽媽：“很愛吃。”
女兒：“那您別給我買蘋果。”
媽媽：“為什么？”
女兒：“您在路上會全吃光的。”