華閱文章網1.搞笑簡短的英語小品
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red * day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's *a asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma * put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in * Red Coat walked into her grandma's room. “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little * bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, * wolf was sleeping on Grandma's * this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the * hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the *a and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.
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2.搞笑英語話劇劇本
搞笑7人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》演員表：西門吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒 旁白 道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in *r mysterious man approaches .Y與X相遇. X:oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won't change my name! no matter what happens. I'm the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y驚訝：Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don't kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don't want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don't force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶) X搶過牛奶：milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶：Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y（惱怒+冷酷）：Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I'm sure I won't!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don't beat you this time, you'll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit （一人路過，x起身跑過去） X可憐狀： excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye （以勝利者的語氣，轉頭，看見 花滿樓） Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H驚訝：Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It's very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let's go to see my king！第二幕：無間道 H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you！ （指Y） this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a * you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That's good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of * are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha…… Y:of course.美女出場 M:hello，帥鍋..K: this is *,now let's have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀：Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger！（音樂停） X唱著上：（看到戒指） this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切： king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷：yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿：old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I'll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady's “WC”!Y:I like going lady's WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶) X:milk?I love you.K:Don't say that “you love me”. I'll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What？ （側耳裝著聽不到） You—kill—-me?come, come…（X上去抓住K） K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha…… Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂著肚子，蹲下) M: oh,what happened？（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok？（跑到西門吹雪身邊） Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,I……I…… do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away ! K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,I'm a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K驚訝： ！you—you—You are X'lover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .（輕聲說）let me tell you,Xwill die.M撲倒在X的身邊：X,do't die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn't resume !(M忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起) Y痛苦狀：I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂停) （X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父。
3.什么英語搞笑話劇劇本比較簡單而且效果好
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces！ 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：（ Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.） 皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me *, mirror, mirror, come here！ 魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know？ 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the * is the fairest of the all？ 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I * there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as * is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適，也可以做一些修改。
4.搞笑的英語短話劇
演 出 陣 容Directors： 竇祥睿 Writers： 蔡佳佩、竇祥睿 Actors: Elizabeth：潘琬玲（女主角） Darcy： （男主角） Jane：蔡佳佩 *： 王玉慧 Wickham： 王志得 Bingley： 紀偉凡 Lydia： 李欣蓉 Servant： 許毓芬 Summary: Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had different * was very tender and elegant, Elizabeth was very intelligent, Lydia was very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. He and his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious to find a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell in love, but Darcy and Elizabeth did't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do to them? At last Lydia eloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and Elizabeth fall in love.
5.搞笑英語話劇短一點的,配中文
英語搞笑話劇劇本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。
所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。 有一天她來到"香國" 。
她發現，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。
有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。
國王和王后陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。 最后，他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然后她將睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her * one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince's fragrant * was a princess who couldn't sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn't sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their * then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn't sleep, she only had to smell the prince's stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily * I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her *: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the *: (screaming and laughing and dancing)I'm the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I'm such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don't want to live. I want to fly away!(Flying to the Fragrance country) Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what's the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It's just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he's sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I'm really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear *: (Wake up!) Oh~ what's wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It's my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can't believe it!。
6.求一個搞笑的英語話劇劇本,最好有中英文對照
Text（正文）：A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he said. Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn't cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated. Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?" "Oh yes, Id love that." After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?" Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked. He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car. "There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn't cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about." Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . " 內容： 哥哥的心愿 圣誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。
圣誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問： "先生，這是你的車？" 保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……" 保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什么。
他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？" "哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！" 車開了一小段路后，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？" 保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。
但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個臺階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個臺階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。
" 保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。
就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。 那個圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。
7.求搞笑的英語話劇劇本 至少十分鐘 五人或以上 要中英對照
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感，寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的.Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)-classmates 地點：Scene- in the college dorm大學宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his * is * came back from a morning jogging.M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?D:I am playing war craft.M:Where is Tommy?D:Shi!M:What?What's the matter?D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It's almost * got to get up *'t u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?D:Yes,I * wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.M:You'd better stop playing right * don't have much time to prepare this *!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!T:five more minutes,*:No way,* really * still have a lot to * up.T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.) M:Guys!I am really angry * waits for * you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.D and T:all * * listen to u.M:That's more like * need will power.D and T:what is will power?M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?Mike:right.T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?M:* turns off his * gets up and goes to the * minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their *:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back *:Noo!Let's finish our work first before we do other * need Will Power!Danny and Tommy:that's * need Will Power!We listen to *'s go!The end。
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