華閱文章網1.求一個3人簡單英語笑話
1 那就更糟了 Much Worse Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 中文： 警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。
那就更糟了。 2林肯過生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老師：1809年發生了什么重大事件？ 小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。
老師：正確。那么1812年發生了什么重要事件呢？ 小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三周歲生日。
3 Talking clock 會說話的鐘 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning！" 一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。
“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。
“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！” 本文來自作文地帶： 。
2.英語小故事（3人對話）簡單一點
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the * went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat * not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.【譯文】一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”
然后他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土里去。他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。”
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。The City Mouse and the Country MouseOnce there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and * some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."【譯文】城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。
一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看。”
于是，城里老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。
它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家看看。”
鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。
可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。過了一會兒，他們出來了。
當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。”
3.英語笑話帶翻譯,簡短些,最好三至四句話
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of * Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”
“是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了。”
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
開車
父親：哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。
蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。
Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents * why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆。”他回答說。“你真是一個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說. “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
4.求英語簡短小笑話 5句 10個
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch *:There is no electricity *:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 邁克：媽媽，我想看電視。
媽媽：今晚停電了。邁克：那我們就點著蠟燭看吧。
* Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 魚網 "你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。 "把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。
" 小女孩回答道。3. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”
4. I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue！ " 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。 “是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？” “因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
5. A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet？" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。
她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。
她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？”6. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。 -- 他真是一個大人物。
干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 7. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它們是從美國直接帶來的 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。
在銀行柜臺，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。
這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。” * little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！ 布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
9. Bring me the winner —- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 -- 服務員， 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。 -- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。 10. Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年輕者” 這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。
如果你只有65歲的話， 千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。
每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”。
5.求一則3~4人的英語 【冷笑話】 對話
小白兔系列冷笑話大全是很經典的一個冷笑話集合，無數網友都被雷了多次。
這次來一個最完整的系列小白兔冷笑話大全，要是不全大家可以幫忙一起補充哦！ 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，問：“老板，你們有沒有一百個小面包啊？” 老板：“啊，真抱歉，沒有那么多” “這樣啊。
”小白兔垂頭喪氣地走了。
第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有沒有一百個小面包啊？” 老板：“對不起，還是沒有啊” “這樣啊。
”小白兔又垂頭喪氣地走了。
第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，“老板，有沒有一百個小面包 啊？” 老板高興的說：“有了，有了，今天我們有一百個小面包了！！” 小白兔掏出錢：“太好了，我買兩個！” 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 有一只小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中， 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的長頸鹿， 小白兔對長頸鹿說： "長頸鹿長頸鹿，你為什么要做傷害自己的事呢？ 看看這片森林多么美好，讓我們一起在大自然中奔跑吧！" 長頸鹿看看大麻煙，看看小白兔，于是把大麻煙向身后一扔， 跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑. 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 后來它們遇到一只正在準備吸古柯堿的大象， 小白兔對大象說： "大象大象，你為什么要做傷害自己的事呢？ 看看這片森林多么美好，讓我們一起在大自然中奔跑吧！" 大象看看古柯堿，看看小白兔，于是把古柯堿向身后一扔， 跟著小白兔和長頸鹿在森林中奔跑. 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 后來它們遇到一只正在準備打海洛因的獅子， 小白兔對獅子說： "獅子獅子，你為什么要做傷害自己的事呢？ 看看這片森林多么美好，讓我們一起在大自然中奔跑吧！" 獅子看看針筒，看看小白兔，于是把針筒向身后一扔， 沖過去把小白兔狠揍了一頓. 大象和長頸鹿嚇得直發抖："你為什么要打小白兔呢？ 它這么好心，關心我們的健康又叫我們接近大自然." 獅子生氣地說："這個混蛋兔子，每次嗑了搖頭丸就拉著我 像白癡一樣在森林里亂跑." 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 第一天，小白兔去河邊釣魚，什么也沒釣到，回家了。 第二天，小白兔又去河邊釣魚，還是什么也沒釣到，回家了。
第三天，小白兔剛到河邊，一條大魚從河里跳出來，沖著小白兔大叫： 你他媽的要是再敢用胡籮卜當魚餌，我就扁死你！ 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 為了測試美國，香港，中國大陸三地警察的實力，聯合國將三只兔子放在三個森林中，看三地警察誰先找出兔子. 第一個森林前是美國警察，他們先花整整半天時間開會制定作戰計劃，嚴格分工，然后派特種部隊快速進入森林進行地毯式搜索，結果開會耽擱了時間，兔子跑了，任務失敗！ 然后輪到香港警察，他們派了一百多號人和幾十輛警車在森林外一字排開，由帶頭人用喇叭喊話："兔子，兔子，你已經被包圍了，快出來投降。
" 半天過去了，沒動靜. 飛虎隊進入森林，搜索一遍，沒結果，任務失敗！ 最后是中國警察，只有四個，先打了一天麻將，黃昏時一人拿一警棍進入森林，沒五分鐘，聽到森林里傳來一陣動物的慘叫，中國警察一人抽著一根煙有說有笑的出來，后面拖著一 只鼻青臉腫的熊，熊奄奄一息的說到："不要再打了，我就是兔子。
." 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 小白兔在森林里散步，遇到大灰狼迎面走過來，上來“啪啪”給了小白兔兩個大耳貼子，說“我讓你不戴帽子”。小白兔很委屈的撤了。
第二天，她戴著帽子蹦蹦跳跳的走出家門，又遇到大灰狼，他走上來“啪啪”又給了小白兔兩個大嘴巴，說“我讓你戴帽子。” 兔兔郁悶了。
思量了許久，最終決定去找森林之王老虎投訴。 說明了情況后，老虎說“好了，我知道了，這件事我會處理的，要相信組織哦”。
當天，老虎就找來自己的哥們兒大灰狼。“你這樣做不妥啊，讓老子我很難辦嘛。”
說罷抹了抹桌上飄落的煙灰：“你看這樣行不行哈？你可以說，兔兔過來，給我找塊兒肉去！她找來肥的，你說你要瘦的。她找來瘦的，你說你要肥的。
這樣不就可以揍她了嘛。當然，你也可以這樣說。
兔兔過來，給我找個女人去。她找來豐滿的，你說你喜歡苗條的。
她找來苗條的，你說你喜歡豐滿的。可以揍她揍的有理有力有節”。
大灰狼頻頻點頭，拍手稱快，對老虎的崇敬再次沖向新的顛峰。不料以上指導工作，被正在窗外給老虎家除草的小白兔聽到了。
心里這個恨啊。 次日，小白兔又出門了，怎么那么巧，迎面走來的還是大灰狼。
大灰狼說：“兔兔，過來，給我找塊兒肉去。”兔兔說：“那，你是要肥的，還是要瘦的呢？”大灰狼聽罷，心里一沉，又一喜，心說，幸好還有B方案。
他又說：“兔兔，麻利兒給我找個女人來。”兔兔問：“那，你是喜歡豐滿的，還是喜歡苗條的呢？”大灰狼沉默了2秒鐘，抬手更狠的給了兔兔兩個大耳帖子。
“靠，我讓你不戴帽子。” 系列小白兔冷笑話大全 熊和兔子在森林里便便，完了熊問兔子“你掉毛嗎？” 兔子說“不掉~” 于是熊就拿起兔子擦屁股。
系列小白兔冷笑話大全 有一只兔子非禮了一只狼（這只兔子很強吧）， 然后就跑了，狼憤而追之， 兔子眼看狼快要追上了， 便在一棵樹下坐下來， 戴起墨鏡，拿張報紙看， 假裝什么事也沒有發生過， 這時狼跑來了。
6.簡單的英語笑話+3個問題
my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
7.求三個人的英語搞笑對話,,急
The Secret of Success成功的秘密
"Sir, what is the secret of your success？" “先生，什么是你成功的秘密？”
"Two words" “兩個字（詞）。”
"And, Sir, what are they？" “先生，是哪兩個字（詞）？”
"Right decisions." “正確決定。”
"And how do you make right decisions？" “那么你是怎么做出正確決定的？”
"One word." “一個字（詞）。”
"And, what is that？" “那是什么？”
"Experience." “經驗”
"And how do you get Experience？" “你如何取得經驗？”
"Two words" “兩個字（詞）”
"And, Sir, what are they？" “先生，是哪兩個字（詞）？”
"Wrong decisions." “錯誤決定。”
8.急需：英語小笑話,簡單短小,而且超級爆笑
* it a boy or a girlA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻譯：是男孩還是女孩？A：看看那個留短發和藍色牛仔褲的年輕人。
是男孩還是女孩？B：是個女孩。她是我的女兒。
A：哦，對不起，先生。我不知道你是她的父親。
B：我不是。我是她的媽媽。
* uglyMary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..翻譯：非常丑陋的瑪麗：約翰說我很漂亮。安迪說我很丑。
你覺得怎么樣，彼得？彼得：我覺得你很丑。* fartA man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem."Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."翻譯：沉默的屁：沉默的屁一個人走進醫生的辦公室，遇到了一個嚴重的問題。
“醫生，我在無聲氣體排放方面有問題。在家里，工作，甚至在教堂，我放出無數的無聲屁，無論我走到哪里！事實上，我坐在這里和你談過三次。
我們該怎么辦？”醫生回答說：“我們要做的第一件事就是檢查你的聽力。”* tax with a smileA: I hate paying my income tax.B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?A: I'd like to but they insist on money！翻譯：A：我討厭付所得稅。
B：你應該是個好公民——你為什么不微笑著付錢呢？A：我很愿意，但是他們堅持要錢！* his placeAn attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor."So, what is it?" grumbled the governor."Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."翻譯：代替他：取代他的位置午夜過后，一位律師打電話給州長，堅持要他跟他談一件非常緊急的事情。一個助手最終同意喚醒州長。
“那么，這是什么呢？”州長抱怨道。“Garber法官剛剛去世，”律師說，“我想接替他的位置。”
州長回答說：“好吧，如果殯儀館還好的話，我就可以了。”5.I'm SickOne day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the *: Hamid, the doctor is here to see *: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.翻譯：我生病了一天，哈米德感到很不舒服，他去了醫院。
護士：哈米德，醫生來見你。哈米德：告訴他，我看不見他。
我病了。向姑姑道歉爸爸：“兒子，你怎么稱呼你的阿姨傻？”去跟她說聲對不起。”
兒子：（走到姨媽跟前）“阿姨，對不起你是個笨蛋。”* sorry to auntDad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."*g loveGirl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes, *: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love.翻譯：永恒的愛：永恒的愛女孩：你愛我嗎？男孩：是的，親愛的。
女孩：你愿意為我而死嗎？男孩：不，我的愛是永恒的擴展資料：look at看； 審視； 評判； 接受young person(14-17歲的)未成年人； 少年short hair短頭發blue jeans藍色斜紋布褲子，牛仔褲do you你愿意嗎fart<諱>放屁； 討厭的人； 令人厭煩的人； 蠢人walks步態（ walk的名詞復數 ）； 人行道； 步行的路徑； 走，步行，散步（ walk的第三人稱單數 ）； 出現； 陪伴…走； 徒步旅行'vehave 的縮略形式At home在家； 在國內； 在家接待客人； 精通and even乃至。
9.三則英語對話笑話.. 簡短的 并且帶有翻譯
Knows Better 醫生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么？”朋友問道。“一只小貓，”布朗夫人回答說，“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友說。“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說道。
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛？”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
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