華閱文章網1.幽默四人英語小短劇
小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to * Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be * Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, *: Bye-bye. Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three *：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma'*a is *：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby * Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re * you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma'*, I must go, * Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding *a： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come *：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat *a： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll * Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）*a. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come * Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet * Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty * Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big *:I can hug * Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like *： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is *：（發出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, * Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, *： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread *： （拿起槍）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so *: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf： （應聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the * now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I'm a fox. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good 。
2.4人 六分鐘 英語幽默短劇（帶中文翻譯）
公園記（四人課堂話劇） A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者 B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生。（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B） B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。
（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可??先生??您聽我說??（仍拉著衣服的后擺） B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ 與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講??1/3頁 F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。
是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命點頭） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.。
3.英語4人搞笑小話劇
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort) 劉母lunch's mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort) 強盜burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打狀跑上臺，內砸出一卷紙筒，j被打中，狼狽不堪） j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小聲）while my wife is wusong. 譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
（指著上臺處的門大聲道）i'm not afraid of you！ 譯：我才不怕你呢！ （內砸出一臉盆，j接住當成盾牌護著頭）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。
我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！ （內又砸出一卷紙筒，擊中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕結束時，jm作竊聽狀） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （對門內）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎著圍裙，拿著鍋鏟，從門內跳出來）：i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生氣地揮動著鍋鏟）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（開始解圍裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下圍裙，扔在jm的臉上，下） act2 (lm坐在臺上打毛線，l拿著鍋鏟上) l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm（驚訝，但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the * said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him.（下） l（驚愕）：what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？ （手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（邊走邊道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了幾步，在地上撿起襪子）here they are！（聞一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來）oh,i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast！（撿起地上的圍 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where's my breakfast? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet? j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬禮）：yes madam! act4 (j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上） c:if you want to go by this street---（欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣）：is 1mao enough？ （三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（驚訝）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i've got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don'tyou? i'll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride. b:have 。
4.英語搞笑四人短劇 簡單
Y: Excuse me, is this your book?
X: Thank you so much.
Y: You are welcome. Are you new admits?
X : yes. We just came to register yesterday. My name is Xiao ling. Nice to meet you. This is my best high school friend Lanlan.
Y: My name is Yani. Nice to meet you, too. This is my friend since childhood, Songtao.
S: hi! We both came from xxx.
L: really? I am from that city, too. We are all town fellows aren't we?. It's such a small world.
S: absolutely. We both major in computer science. What's your major?
X: accounting. I don't really like it. But my parents said this school offers excellent accounting programs and it will be easier for me to get a job later on.
L: My major is education. I want to be a teacher. I think it is cool.
S: I picked my own major because I know what I want. I just like computers a lot. I would like to be a computer programmer in the future.
Y: Well, I don't know wether I really like it or not. I just follow Songtao where he goes.
X: I feel bad for those students who make it to the top but had to quit school because of financial problems.
S: My parents paid some of my tution and I said to myself that I want to be a somebody. But no matter how much I do, I will never be able to repay my parents for what they have done for me.
L: I think I will find some off campus jobs in summer. I don't want to be a burden to my family . My parents have been working hard all their lives.
X: Lanlan, you are great.
S: look. The boys are playing basketball now. I will join them. See you !
X: let's keep in touch, ok?
L: I don't have a cell phone. Can I send you e-mails?
Y: Sure. Here is my cell phone number. 12345678
And this is my e-mail address. Please write to me.
L: I will.
X: this is mine.:22334455.I am so glad to meet you. Take care!
Y and S: bye
5.英語搞笑四人短劇 簡單
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6.急求英語搞笑四人短劇~~盡量簡單點~~
?fr=ala0 話劇名：吻青蛙就會給你帶來王子 name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince 需要四五個人：一個旁白，一個公主，一只不愛洗澡的青蛙，一到兩只干凈的青蛙。
需要道具：服裝，一枝花，一張帥哥的照片，還有其它的道具你可以自添加。場景：森林里，破井邊。
旁白（頭上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。
.（開始思考，突然大悟，取下頭上的花）。
right! * is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。
..（公出場）。..the princess walks near the castle and。
..公主（以下簡稱公）臺詞：Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog？白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在領子里，出場，蹲在地上，要表現出自己很臟很邋遢，但不能讓人惡心，記住） 公：（驚喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the * me see，（走過去） oh my god,this frog is so。
（聞聞，然后捏住鼻子，猶豫，來回走），is it really the frog for me？（看看周圍，）aren't there any other frogs？這時，早就在場邊待命的干凈青蛙，跳動起來：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重復說we are here！） 旁白沖過去，敲那些“青蛙”的頭，說：“sh。
.sh。
shut up ,shut up。.." 臟青蛙（很不耐煩）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（驚慌，，，趕緊給它洗澡。
）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白過來用花把它掃干凈。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要親它頭的時候，它突然站起來，吐出（從領子里抽出照片）給公主。說：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what？（大吃一驚） 青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the * you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince。
..公主接過照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后暈倒。
白沖過來扶住她，同時大聲念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266。
9.4人搞笑簡單的英語話劇劇本,帶翻譯一定要簡單的,我是六年級的學
我有很搞笑的，但是是6人FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got。
EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) 。 well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.譯文：福勒斯特（畫外音），媽媽，但她絕對是對的。
這是有趣的事情怎么工作。分機。
河口啦BATRE /布巴的媽媽的家——的一天 福勒斯特走到一間小木屋在邊緣的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 我沒在家待太長時間，因為我犯了一個 保證布巴。我總是努力保持我的承諾。
所以我就下到河口啦Batre滿足布巴的 家庭和使他們的介紹。布巴的母親給布魯太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。
布魯太太你是不是瘋了，還是天生就這么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人藍色的。布魯太太我猜一猜。
分機。布巴的墳墓——天 福勒斯特步驟到布巴的墓碑上。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 當然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特?甘普。
我記得 你說的一切，我讓所有事情都盤算好了。福勒斯特從口袋里掏出筆記。
福勒斯特，我將花二萬四千、五百 和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47個 分機。河口——天 福勒斯特橫跨一個院子的男人都是清潔蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） ……嗯，這是一個新發型后留下的和 新衣服，我把媽媽去豪華晚宴 而我買了車票和三個醫生辣椒。福勒斯特沿著一個木制的碼頭。
福勒斯特一個老黑shrimper支付一大把的鈔票。老SHRIMPER告訴我一些。
你是蠢還是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分機。
布巴的墳墓 福勒斯特站在墳墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、說、“我 中國乒乓球隊，我All-America而已 我喜歡打乒乓球，Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”
每個人都知道這不是真的，但是媽媽說的話嗎 這只是一個小小的善意謊言，這樣它就不會傷害到任何人。所以，無論如何，我把所有的氣體、繩子和新的 網、全新的shrimpin的船。
分機。河口——天 福勒斯特steers蝦船。
他這只船是古老而生銹。福勒斯特釋放他的網作為他釣的一天滴到甲板上。
它是一堆垃圾和貝殼。福勒斯特撿起一個蝦。
福勒斯特（畫外音） 現在，布巴曾告訴過我所有他知道的關于shrimpin '，但你知道我。
10.4人 六分鐘 英語幽默短劇（帶中文翻譯）
公園記（四人課堂話劇）A（衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。
（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生。（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。
（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊A：可??先生??您聽我說??（仍拉著衣服的后擺）B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。
于是F就報道了這一事件。F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講??1/3頁F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。
是嗎，椅子？E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命點頭）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But。.sir。
.please listen to me。..B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been * needn't take notice of * me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english。
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.。
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