華閱文章網1.請幫我寫一份英文搞笑的問路對話（3個人的）
舉個例子，比較地道： “ 走這條單行道， 在第一個紅綠燈時左轉， 那里就是 Hemphill Ave （漢菲爾大道）. 是一條雙線道. 往下走， 你會在你的左邊看到一個加油站， 繼續走50 碼， 直到看到一個三叉路口， 右轉， 經過二個 stop sign （停車標志）. 你就會碰到 Wal Mart （沃爾瑪）. 郵局就在 Wal Mart 的對面. 而楊先生的家呢？ 郵局后面就是啦”. ” 1. Take the one-way street. 走這條單行道. One-way street 就是單行道. 尤其在 Downtown 地區（市區、商業區）， 以亞特蘭大和紐奧良為例， 其復雜的程度可以用進的去， 出不來來形容， 實在不是個愉快的開車經驗. 2. You will stay on the street for a while until you hit the first traffic light. 你會走一會兒， 直到你遇到第一個紅綠燈 有一次我開車老美坐我旁邊， 他幫我指路就是這么說的. Stay for a while 通常指五到十分鐘的時間， 不會太久. 遇見某樣東西， 可以用 hit 這個字， 如 hit the traffic light, hit the stop sign 等等. 而 traffic light 也有人說成 light 或 stoplight. 3. Then take a left. 向左轉. 向左轉可以說成 turn left, take a left 或是 Make a left. 有時光講 take a left 不明確， 你可以加上路名， 明確地告訴人家要轉哪一條路， 例如 Take a left into Hemphill Ave. 或是 Take a left onto Hemphill Ave.。
2.問路的英語對話3人對話,問路場景.要求每個人至少6句話以上（除
A和C是朋友，B是個路人（男的）A:Excuse me sir,do you know how to go to the museum（你在museum前面加個你那邊的博物館的名字）？B:Oh,of * you want to walk or take the bus?A:How long will it take for you to walk?B:About fifteen minutes.C:What about taking the bus?B:About five minutes.A:I would rather * you know which way should I go?B:Go straight down the street,turn left at the third block,and go straight ahead for about 100 * museum will be on the right side of the street.A:Thank you so much!C:Thank you!B:You're welcome!Bye!A+C:Bye！希望可以采納，花了點心思的，語法應該沒錯的了~但每個人不夠六句，自己看著辦加幾句上去吧~^^偶是美國的親，。
3.英語3人組問路對話范例
Lucy: me,do you know this city well?
Tom: What's the problem?
Lucy; Could you tell me where the American Embassy is,please?
Tom: It's on the other side of town.
Lucy: That's no * you can help?
Tom: I will help you out if I can.
Lucy: I got separated from my tour group.
Tom: You got separated from your tour group?
Lucy: Yes! What am I going to do?
Tom: It's not going to be easy to find them.
Lucy: I know!Who knows where they are?
Tom: Do you remember what place you were visiting?
Lucy: We were going to the zoo and the National Museum.
Tom: Where was the tour group going?
Lucy: I'm not sure where they were heading.
Tom: Do you have the tour operater's phone number?
Lucy: No,I left it in my room.
Tom: Where is your hotel?
Lucy: I'm staying at Regency Hotel.
4.求一段英語情景對話 要搞笑一點 問路的符合初三英語水平 不要太短
（一）A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars."
"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."
一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來做個演示，并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了，仍不見它帶報紙回來。
“你給了它多少錢？”狗的主人問。
“五元。”
“這就是了。你給它五元錢時，它就去看電影。”
（二）：
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.
After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays."
The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
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我的一位朋友在給一個成人學生班級上英語課。他們都是新近來美國生活的。
在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請全班同學給他挑出尺子，書本，鋼筆等。課進行得井然有序，學生們對自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認真。后來輪到一名來自意大利的學生，我的朋友說：“給我鑰匙。”
那人看起來非常吃驚，也有點手足無措。看到這種情況，我的朋友想是他沒有聽清楚，于是又重復了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下
（三）
Take back what he said
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
大學生甲：如果院長不收回今早對我說的話，那我就退學。
大學生乙：院長說的什么話？
大學生甲：他要我退學。
夠了吧！
5.求三人英語情景對話,要搞笑一點的
Topic: the academy life Judih: Hi,Cys,Angy, long time no see! How are you? C: Hi , * are you? Yes, It's really long time since we met last time on the " Farewell Party" of our senior high school. A: Yes, Judy, you look so different now..en..i have to say you look gorgeous! J: Ha ha! Thanks my friends. How's everything going in your univercities, by the way? C: Well! Neither too bad nor too good! You know the academy life is just like that ,from classroom to library everyday, nothing special. I am a little bit bored of it! I wish i could be out of city town to enjoy the Fresh air in the countryside. A: But my academy life is so fantastic. I have read a lot of famous works in library ,seems it's not enough to have only 24 hours per day. I love it, everyday is so rich and colorful. Hey , just to imagine what we will be after graduation makes me so excited and spunky. What about you Judy? J: Me? oh , wonderful! I joined many communities in my University, and quite lot of outdoor experiences have made me amounts of friends , it also helps me prepare myself for the fierce competition before I get into the real market. C: oh Judy , I envy you,i wish i could be with you do some out-door exercises. A: Judy , yeah! You remind me something maybe I should register some community in my University but not only with my "Shakespeare"! J: oh Come on, girls! Everyone can make the academy life special and unforgettable, the problem is in which way you choose to live your academy life! My friends, good luck and best wishes to all of your families, will see you around! A & C: you too, my dear sis! see you later! DIALOGUE 1 A: Why is it that some people are always buying beyond their means? I mean, they do not make that much and spend half of their incomes on designer clothes as such. B: My theory is that insecure people need to wear famous brand clothing to feel good. C: Yes! They want people to know that they are good enough to afford the best. A: Well, I don't agree that name brands are just for the insecure. I mean, I like my designer clothes too. I do think designer shoes are more comfortable. C: So, you buy designer shoes for comfort? How about those ridiculous designer sweaters that have holes in them and shoes that have 2.5cm heels? B: Hah~! And those funny hats! You surely aren't saying that these things are functional. A: i disagree. Most designer and brand-name items are actually not useless. What you see on the catwalks are just the extremes. What you find in the stores is more functional. B: And not much less expensive! So don't tell me that you're into designer stuff. A: Like I said, some things are worth spending the money on, like stylish but comfortable shoes. But I wouldn't get designer underwear, for example. I mean, for one pair of brand-name underwear, Ican buy 10 pairs of sturdy cotton underwear at the market and just throw them into the wash and not be heartbroken if they change color. But I'd buy a brand-name washing machine because I believe they work longer. DIALOGUE 2 A: Hey, that's a beautiful bag you've got! Is it genuine Louis Vuitton? B: No, are you kidding? I can't afford the real thing. It's a fake that I got at a street market on the cheap. C: But don't you feel bad supporting pirates? I mean pirated stuff undercuts companies which produce the real things. B: So should we all drive Ferraris? There are those who can afford to and those who can't. Those who can't buy a cheaper sports car and paint it Ferrari-red. Pirated stuff is for those too poor to afford the real thing. C: I think it is illegal. B: What? Illegal to want to look good? A: No, illegal to own, sell and above all, manufacture fakes. It's like copyright - if you author a book, you don't want someone else to print and sell it for their own profits, do you? B: I see what you mean about books, but if I write a novel, I hope it's read by as many people as possible so I price it so that it's accessible to the most. But designer luxury items are priced beyond most people's means - they are not intended for the general public but for the elite few. And that's why I don't care about supporting pirated luxury items. C: What aoubt pirated textbooks? A photocopy of the original at a tenth of the price? Would you buy that? Furthermore, what about music? I mean CDs and the like？ 希望令你滿意！ B: Um, I guess you're right there. It's not fair to exploit the work of other authors and producers. But I still wish they wouldn't price their products so high 麻煩采納，謝謝。
6.求三個人的英語搞笑對話,,急
The Secret of Success成功的秘密
"Sir, what is the secret of your success？" “先生，什么是你成功的秘密？”
"Two words" “兩個字（詞）。”
"And, Sir, what are they？" “先生，是哪兩個字（詞）？”
"Right decisions." “正確決定。”
"And how do you make right decisions？" “那么你是怎么做出正確決定的？”
"One word." “一個字（詞）。”
"And, what is that？" “那是什么？”
"Experience." “經驗”
"And how do you get Experience？" “你如何取得經驗？”
"Two words" “兩個字（詞）”
"And, Sir, what are they？" “先生，是哪兩個字（詞）？”
"Wrong decisions." “錯誤決定。”
7.英語三人情景對話（要搞笑的）有什么
A:Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It's me. I am only joking. Now, let's begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people's entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like? B:Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star. A: How about you, C?C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful. A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D? D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny. A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what's your favorite book? B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His ' Oliver Twist' is my favorite book. A: You, C? C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem. A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What's your favorite? D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies. A: At last, What's your favorite sport? B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby. D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C? C: That's great. I think it will be exciting. A: That's the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day！顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙！Diner:Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot！服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上.“你瘋了嗎？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服務員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the * you crazy?yelled the customer with your hand on my steak?What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again？服務員：茶或咖啡？先生.第一個顧客：我要茶 第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？Waiter:Tea or coffee gentlemen?I'll have tea.2nd customer:Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)Waiter:Two * one asked for the clean glass？顧客：服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？看起來象是在仰泳，Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir。
顧客：湯里有只蒼蠅！服務員：別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它.Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服務員，我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里.Waiter there's a fly in my soup!No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要.Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢.Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Its OK Sir there's no extra charge！服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個.Waiter there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服務員，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們.Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.。
8.英語3人組問路對話范例
Lucy: me,do you know this city well?
Tom: What's the problem?
Lucy; Could you tell me where the American Embassy is,please?
Tom: It's on the other side of town.
Lucy: That's no * you can help?
Tom: I will help you out if I can.
Lucy: I got separated from my tour group.
Tom: You got separated from your tour group?
Lucy: Yes! What am I going to do?
Tom: It's not going to be easy to find them.
Lucy: I know!Who knows where they are?
Tom: Do you remember what place you were visiting?
Lucy: We were going to the zoo and the National Museum.
Tom: Where was the tour group going?
Lucy: I'm not sure where they were heading.
Tom: Do you have the tour operater's phone number?
Lucy: No,I left it in my room.
Tom: Where is your hotel?
Lucy: I'm staying at Regency Hotel.
9.急需一篇三人對話的搞笑的英語短文,
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠
從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家看看。”
鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
過了一會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些
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