華閱文章網1.八人的簡短英語小話劇,1分鐘左右,急需
THE ARAB IN THE DESERT
（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）
（旁白）：An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two * men looked * Arab went over to them.
（阿拉伯人）：Have you lost one of your camels [k?m?l]?
（甲人）：Yes,he was.
（阿拉伯人）：Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?
（乙人）：* tell us where he is.
（阿拉伯人）：I don't know.
（丙人）：Did someone tell you about him?
（阿拉伯人）：No.
（旁白）：The two men looked at each other in surprise. They came up close to him,took hold of him ,and shouted
（甲、乙、丙人）：Catch the thief!
（旁白）：At last,the man took him before judges ['d??d??z] .
（法官一）：We're judges ['d??d??z].
（法官二）：What's up?
（阿拉伯人）：I've never seen thier camel[k?m?l].This morning I saw tracks [tr?ks] of a lost camel.
（法官一）：En,What else?
（阿拉伯人）：He had lost a tooth,because he ate grass.
（法官二）：How clever person are you!I should learn from you.
（旁白）：Well,together the five men set out to look for the lost anmal.
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2.急需一個8人的簡短話劇,一定要8人
8個人？難得找個這么多人的本子.THE MASK 面膜 劇情大意： Julie是一個很愛美的高中生，在班上人緣很好，但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲。
對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰，於是她將浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就發生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie's dad Julie's mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don't know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don't know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don't know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don't even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!32313133353236313431303231363533e59b9ee7ad9431333239303862(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I'm not stupid like you! Don't you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you're so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in. David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie? Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday. David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight! Julie: It was an emergency! David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie's face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way. Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It's huge! It's so big! David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I'm not surprised. (Laugh and leave.) Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency. (Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.) Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water. (Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right? (Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.) Narrator: So that's exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla! (Lights off) Scene 3 (The alarm clock goes off at six o'clock) Narrator: It's another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o'clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there's something wrong…（Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.） Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn't even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can't. She runs to her parents' room with the jar of mask) Narrator: She goes to her parents' room and wakes them up. (Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.) Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.) Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face? Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.) Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don't you do experiments in science any more or what? Julie: Gffrr… Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You're going to school. I'm sure the mask will come off sooner or later. Jule: HHRGGHHDD!! Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient. Narrator: Julie couldn't believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today? Scene 4 Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie? Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny! Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this? Classmate B: She's just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie) Debbie: 。
3.求一段8人英語情景劇,10分鐘以內
Summary: Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had * was very tender and elegant, Elizabethwas very intelligent, Lydiawas very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. Heand his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious tofind a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell inlove, but Darcy and Elizabethdid't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do tothem? At last Lydiaeloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and Elizabeth fall in love. Scene I Bingley: Mr. Darcy, welcome to the party. Darcy: Thank you Mr. Bingley. As soon as I received your invitation, I'vetaken a train all the way from hometown to here. So, is the party held for someparticular reason? Bingley: Not really, (dragging Darcy aside) I hold this party chieflybecause of you and me. Darcy: How's that? Bingley: Well, Mr. Darcy. As you can see. You and I are reaching themating season, and。
Darcy: Good God, mating season, Mr. Bingley. What are you talkingabout? Bingley: I'm kidding, Mr. Darcy. Anyway, it's true that we are old enoughto get married. So, I hold the party so that we have the chance to know moregirls. Come, let me introduce you some of the ladies. Mrs. Bennet: Elizabeth, Jane, and Lydia! I haveheard that Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy are very rich men. Seize the chance to betheir women and you shall be happy for the rest of your life. This is yourchance, girls. Lydia: Butthey've got two men. And we've got three girls. How can three girls and two menhave a date? Mrs. Bannet: Stop worrying about that, silly girl. There is one behindhim. Did you see that? That guy is Wickham. He is a soldier and they say he isas rich as the other two. So you girls, get ready. Lydia: Whodo you think is more good-looking?. Jane: I don't know; I think they are all handsome to me. Elizabeth: Don'task me. I am just too nervous to think of anything. Bingley: Hi, Mrs. Bannet. Hi, girls. I'd like to introduce a very goodfriend of mine, Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy, this is Mrs. Bannet. This is Jane, Elizabeth and Lydia. Darcy: Good day, ladies. Elizabeth: Higood day. Jane: Hi good day. Lydia: Higood day. Bingley: Darcy, look around you. There are so many extremely prettygirls in the room. I have never seen so many pretty girls in my life. Go, dancewith * will become an unforgettable experience. Darcy: She is tolerable, I suppose, but not really beautiful enough totempt me. I don't want to pay attention to the ladies no other man wants. Go,dance with your girls. Elizabeth: Whata proud man he is. Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Darcy is such a horrible, disagreeable man, and not atall worth pleasing. He was so rude and proud. He walked here and there,thinking himself very great. He thinks my Elizabethis not pretty enough to dance with him. How could he say so? Elizabeth: Anyway,I don't like him at all. (Darcy walked by Wicknam ,showing his great contempt for him.) Wickham: Miss, may I ask you if I have the honor to introducemyself? Elizabeth: Yes,please. Wickham: My name is Wickliam. It's my pleasure to be here with you. ShallI offer a remark on the weather? Elizabeth: Ifyou can make it fit for a young lady's ears. Honestly speaking, I want to know ifyou know Mr. Darcy well? Because 。
.. Wickham: Yes, indeed., I have known Mr. Darcy's family all my life. Do youknow Mr. Darcy well yourself may I ask? Elizabeth: Ifind him very disagreeable. I don't like the way he walks and talks. I find himbad tempered and proud. Wickham: I should not give my opinion of him. I have known him too welland too long. But I can't pretend to be sorry that you do not like him. Hisbehavior towards me has been most unfair in the past. Even though his fatherwas always very good to me. His father wanted to leave me some money when hedied, but this Mr. Darcy, his son, made sure that the money did not all come tome. And his father's wishes were never put in writing, so I have had to jointhe army to survive. It's very sad but I cannot think well of Mr. Darcy. Elizabeth: Iam surprised that Mr. Darcy's pride has not made him behave more fairly toyou. Wickham: It's surprising, for pride is the reason behind most of theactions. He is really good at pretending to be a generous person sometimes. Butbelieve me, his pride has made him an intolerable man. Elizabeth: Iam ashamed at his friendship with Mr. Bingley, who seems a sweet-tempered,charming man. Bingley can not know what Mr. Darcy is .1 am glad that you canrelate Darcy's pride to me. Now I know he is such an arrogant, abominableman. Scene II In the 。
4.急求一篇8人英語話劇
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（邊說邊做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（滿不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces！ 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：（ Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.） 皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me *, mirror, mirror, come here！ 魔鏡：Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know？ 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the * is the fairest of the all？ 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I * there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as * is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適，也可以做一些修改。
5.8人英語話劇
我也是從Arnold Lobel的 “ The Crickets” 找到靈感. 你們可選擇唱不同的圣誕歌，也可就選一首來唱. /xmaslyrics/ 人物： Narrator: It's Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus. A---在睡覺， B---在窗外唱歌.他后來引來眾人. 場景： A在屋里.（擺張桌子，和椅子，趴在桌子上睡） B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I wish… A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window) B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time? A: I want to sleep. I don't want any singing. B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend. Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him. B and C:(sing) Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh…… A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep) B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend. Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D. B and C and D:(sing): Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh…… A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps) B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends. Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them. B and C and D and a group of friends: (sing) Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh…… A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud! B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud. Narrator: So they sing very loud.(sing) Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh…… A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that you would all go away! B: Go away? Why didn't you say so in the first place? Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place. All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage. A: (goes back to sleep) The end。
6.求一英語舞臺劇,七至八人來演,簡單一些,十分鐘左右
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock） 小松鼠：（軟翻上） 小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try. 棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐貍：（追上） Hi! You two, don't play any more. The forest concert is going to begin. 嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You'd better go and prepare for it. 你們最好快去做準備工作吧！ 小猴：Look, I'm just preparing for it. 看，我不正在排練嗎？（準備前滾翻） 狐貍：You naught monkey! Don't play any more. 你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。 小松鼠：Let's go! Little monkey！ 我們走吧！小猴！ 小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox？ 你和我們一起走嗎？狐貍？ 狐貍：Thanks! But I'm going to invite the peacock to our concert. I'll be back soon. 謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。
我馬上就回來。 松鼠、小猴：See you later！ 等會見！ 狐貍：See you later！ 等會見！ （自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me？（狐貍下） 美麗的孔雀。
你在哪里？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？ 孔雀（上）：Hi, I'm a peacock! Look! How pretty I am! My colourfull feathers. 大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine? Oh! What are you saying？ 美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什么？ Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don't need any friends. My only friend is me. 我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。
我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐貍（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I'm looking for you everywhere. 你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me？ 找我？ 狐貍：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert. Would you like to join us？ 哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你愿意一起參加嗎？ 孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones. Look! Your ears are so long. 哦，不，不。
我從不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長， They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too. Do you think so？（對觀眾） 他們太可怕了。
并且你所有的朋友都和你一樣丑陋。你們說呢？ 狐貍：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud. That's bad for you. Although we are not beautiful. 美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。
這對你不好。 雖然我們并不漂亮。
We'll help you when necessary. Please be our friend. And please take part in our concert. 但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！并請參加我們的音樂劇吧！ We all like your dance. 我們都喜歡你跳舞。 孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones. And I'll never need your helps. 哦，不，不，我從不為丑陋的人跳舞。
并且我不需要你們的幫助。 狐貍：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀…… 孔雀：（打斷狐貍的話）Don't say any more. You ugly fox. 你別說了，丑陋的狐貍。
狐貍：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud. 哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly. Why not have a good sleep under 啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
this tall tree？ 大灰狼：（自言自語）I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Those elves are staying together. 我太餓了。 我太餓了。
那些小精靈們團結的那么緊。 I hear they are having a forest concert today. I have no chance to catch them. 我聽說他們又搞什么森林音樂會。
我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。 I'm so hungry. Oh, there's a big hole in the tree. What's in it? Is there something for me？ 我太餓了。
哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？ Oh, what's that? A beautiful peacock. I think I won't be hungry any longer. 哦，那是什么？一只美麗的孔雀。
我想我不會再餓肚子了。 Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious. 看！那兩只結實的胳膊。
他們定是美味的。 孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who's that? What are you doing for？ 哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？ 大灰狼：Aha! I'm your good friend. Don't be afraid. 啊哈！我是你的好朋友。
別害怕。 孔雀：I haven't got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That's OK! Otherwise I'll have no such a chance. 這就對了！否則的話我怎么會有這樣的機會呢？ 孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one. 你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I'm so hungry. And you are my good dinner. 你說對了。 我太餓了。
你是我豐盛的午餐。 孔雀：Help! Help！….. 救命啊！救命啊！….. 大灰狼：Don't run away. My little dear！ 別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help！ 聽！誰在喊救命！ 狐貍、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help？ 誰在喊救命？ （幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me！ 救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！ 松鼠：Perhaps it's the peacock. 好像是孔。
7.5分鐘英語話劇帶翻譯8人最好在校園
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話劇：三笑三國 （7個人表演） 開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor * his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou * last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干 旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！！！（趙云出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A *,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 趙云：no！本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （趙云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 趙云：看！這就是主公的最后一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顧影自憐狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already 。
ai ~. （夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出） 夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children, stop there or i will kill you （趙云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗） 趙云：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ？？ （二人裝腔作勢打斗數招） 趙云：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three。 nine dark white bone fingers！！ 夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蔣干二人上） 曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。
長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first * reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said； （曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒） 曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind？ 曹操：是夏侯愛卿。
難道他又在搞什么行為藝術？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art？ （蔣干上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground？ 夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do？ 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then？ 蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作“九”的樣子，隨即作全身發冷狀，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened？ 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看來，敵人應該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology 。
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏斗狀） （三人下） 第二幕：人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙云 （劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上） 旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其后） 諸葛亮：（轉頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it？劉備：不啦，軍師您身后有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。
No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat 諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain！ 劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 諸葛亮：首先，天氣預報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑云來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming！ （趙云上） 張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new 。
8.8人搞笑英語短劇5至8分鐘
(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the * I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （畫外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高興狀） Thank u mirror！ （面對觀眾） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？ 阿三（畢恭畢敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：* II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荊軻Off course！ 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荊軻： We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we？ （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荊柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？ 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please？荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荊柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荊柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荊柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。
然后荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最后太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向后彎腰并抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）荊柯（誠懇狀） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah! Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。
荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I 。
9.急需8人搞笑英語話劇 5分鐘左右
8個人？難得找個這么多人的本子.THE MASK 面膜 劇情大意： Julie是一個很愛美的高中生，在班上人緣很好，但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲。
對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰，於是她將浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就發生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie's dad Julie's mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don't know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don't know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don't know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don't even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow! (The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I'm not stupid like you! Don't you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you're so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in. David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie? Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday. David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight! Julie: It was an emergency! David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie's face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way. Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It's huge! It's so big! David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I'm not surprised. (Laugh and leave.) Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency. (Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.) Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water. (Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right? (Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.) Narrator: So that's exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla! (Lights off) Scene 3 (The alarm clock goes off at six o'clock) Narrator: It's another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o'clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there's something wrong…（Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.） Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn't even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can't. She runs to her parents' room with the jar of mask) Narrator: She goes to her parents' room and wakes them up. (Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.) Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.) Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face? Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.) Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don't you do experiments in science any more or what? Julie: Gffrr… Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You're going to school. I'm sure the mask will come off sooner or later. Jule: HHRGGHHDD!! Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient. Narrator: Julie couldn't believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today? Scene 4 Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie? Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny! Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this? Classmate B: She's just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie) Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into 。
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