華閱文章網1.簡單有趣的英語發言稿
Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I'm very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. Man's life is a process of growing up, actually I'm standing here is a growth. If a person's life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that's passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it's a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 中文大意： 女士們，先生們，上午好。
我很高興在這里為大家作一個簡短的講話。 人的一生是一個成長的過程，事實上，我現在站在這里也是一次成長。
如果一個人的一生必須面臨不同的選擇，那么我就是伴隨著這些選擇成長起來的。曾經我盼望將來能上大學，然而那已經過去了，現在我在這兒，只想知道我的未來會是什么樣的。
當我來到這所學校，我告訴我自己：我不久的將來都從這里開始。接著我要學習如何做人，如何做一個正直的人，并且擁有一個健康的體魄，能承擔重要的任務，能獨立思考，思想開放，心思縝密，有判斷是非的能力，有一份不錯的工作。
我的老師曾經告訴我說：“你不是在修補而是在創造；永遠不要忘記你向人們所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手藝。”我會將我的性格，興趣愛好和能力一起融入到學習中去。
在這過程中，我邊學習邊實踐。如果我能實現這個“未來”，我就認為我真的成長了。
并且我深信我的親人，好朋友以及愛會使我的未來更完美，更幸福。 如何來解釋未來呢？ 也許那只是一個美好的愿望。
讓我們下定決心，堅持到底，那我們的人生一定能過得很精彩。 If you want to know who my famous star is .I will tell you he is * .So many reasons that i like him. He has a special voice ,but this is just such a simple *,he gives a wonderful music for all over the world. The R&B songs are soft and *,I like his eyes which appear so * plays piano so well,and I also appreciate such men which have these * last reason is no * you love someone ,you can't control yourself. 如果你想知道我最喜歡的明星是誰，我會告訴你他是周杰倫。
我喜歡他有許多原因。他有一個很特別的嗓音，但是這只是一個很簡單的原因。
第一，他給了世界一種精彩的音樂.R&B歌曲讓人感覺很舒服和悅耳。第二，我喜歡他那雙酷酷的眼睛、他的鋼琴技術如此卓越，我總是很欣賞擁有天分的人。
最后一個原因是沒有原因。如果你喜歡某人，你是不能控制自己的。
2.求一篇英文演講或是有趣的小故事,超簡單的~~
An old woman is waiting for the bus at bus station, she doesn't take her watch with her, therefore she asked a boy when he came to her.
"Hi,boy,do you know what's the time now?"
The boy look at his watch and then said"two to two"
"sorry?"
"two to two"
She thought the boy is joking, so she shoot to him"hey,boy,you can not say like this next time, your mother will beat you if you threat others like this."
The boy was confused then left.
An other girl was pass by there,and the lady asked same question,"hello,baby,do you know the time?"
"Two to two"she got the same answer.
She was so angry about that and said to the girl:"I know it is two,but you don't need to repeat it for three times,right?"
The girl run away immediately after that.
Finally the old lady saw a man, she asked again:"what time it is now?"
"Two o'clock,madam""thanks"
After that the lady realized that the boy and girl didn't play a joke on her,it was "two to two"not "two two two".
3.英語簡單幽默短小演講
Talking clock 會說話的鐘 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning！" 一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的？”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。
“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。
突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡！現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！” 這是第一篇~ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問："主啊， 一百萬美元對你意味著多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又問："那一百萬年呢？"上帝說："一秒鐘."最后男子請求道："上帝，我能得到一便士嗎？"上帝回答："過一秒鐘." Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"！ 四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了，他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說："恭喜，你得了雙胞胎."男人說："多奇怪呀，我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的 經理."過了一會兒，護士過來對第二個男人說："恭喜，你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡："嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后，護士跑來對第三個男人 說："恭喜，你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說："真令人啼笑皆非，我為四季賓館工作."他們三個都很高興，但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻，咒罵上帝 并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁，他回答道："什么不對勁？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！"這里還有：。
7.一篇簡短的英文演講稿
網上找的 不是很長 自己在改改吧 希望對你有幫助A beautiful world 環保英語演講稿 Hello: everyone!Now I want to talk about a beatiful world! When I was young,I always dreamed that I lived in a beautiful country. There were many flowers and trees around our * counld hear the birds singing and see the children dancing. The streets were clear and the the air was very fresh! How nice it was!But that only was a dream of mine!How I wish that it would be come true! So I think we should do something to protect our environment. Everyone should make a contribution to protect the environment. Taking care of our environment is very *er you live,you can do something around your neighbourhood. Have you ever thrown any litter onto the ground?Have you ever drawn pictures on public walls?Have you ever spat in a public place?Have you ever cut down trees?If your answers are "No",it means that you have already helped protect our environment. It is our duty to keep our envionment clean and tidy. You might ask yourself,"Have I ever picked up some rubbish and thrown it into a dustbin?Have I ever collected waste paper or bottles for recycling?Have I ever planted any trees or flowers in or near my neighbourhood?"If your answers are"Yes",it means that you have already done something useful to improve the environment. Now I want to say :Let`s do our best to make our world more beautiful!。
8.需要一篇不超過3分鐘的英語演講稿,要幽默有趣,中英對照
A Young Idler,An Old Beggar Almost everyone knows the famous Chinese saying:A young idler,an old *hout history,we have seen many cases in which this saying has again and again proved to be * goes without saying that the youth is the best time of life,during which one's mental and physical states are at their * takes relatively less time and pains to learn or accept new things in a world full of changes and rapid * addition,one is less likely to be under great pressure from career,family and health problems when *ore,a fresh mind plus enormous energy will ensure success in different aspects of * course,we all know:no pains,no * we don't make every effort to make good use of the advantages youth brings us,it is impossible to achieve any * students,we should now try our best to learn all the subjects well so that we can be well prepared for the challenges that we will face in the future.少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲 幾乎所有人都知道中國有一句老話：少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲.通過閱讀歷史，我們從一個又一個的案例當中得知，這句話被證實是真確的.不用說都知道，在青年時期，人的智力和身體狀況都是一生中最好的，這也是一個人一生中最好的時期.在這個處處都不停地轉變，飛快地發展的世界里，年輕使人相對地用更少的時間去學習和領悟新知.在這時，很少人會困在從事業上來的壓力下，家庭和健康問題也比較小（就是說不是沒有--譯者）.所以，一個清醒的腦袋加上巨大的能量就會成就人生中不同方面的成功.當然，我們都知道：沒有挫折就沒有獲得.如果我們沒有好好努力去利用年輕帶給我們的優勝之處，那就沒有可能獲得任何的成功.作為中學生，我們應該做到最好去學好每一個科目，這樣的話，我們就可以為將來即將面對的挑戰做好準備.。
9.幽默英語演講小短文（2分鐘的）
As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career. 學習之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。
攝取了適量的營養食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發達。同樣地，我們應該日復一日不斷地學習以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴充我們的智力容量。
不斷的學習提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續的學習是在信息時代中跟時代并駕齊驅的最穩當的方法，也是在變動的世代中成功的可靠保證。
一旦學習停止，單調貧乏的生活就開始了。視學校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。
相反地，學習應該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動，只要學習停頓數日就將使人落后。
更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們人格的欲望。缺少學習將不可避免地導致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。
因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學習當作一生的事業。 * schoolwork【課業繁重】 In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole. 我認為目前高中生的課業實在太重了，雖然說學生的確應當念書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。
娛樂并不如某些人所想的，是在浪費時間，它可以讓學生鍛煉身體，發揮被繁重課業扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。
我并非主張廢除學校課業，但是我認為減輕目前繁重的課業對于學生和整個社會都是有益的。 *【時間】 Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change. Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I've done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復返，這是我上學期清楚學到的教訓。
我浪費很多時間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績開始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。
現在我有一個明智運用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。
我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來。回顧我所做的事情會啟發我如何重新安排我的時間。
* and Play【工作與娛樂】 Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. 。
10.求一篇5分鐘左右 有趣的英語演講稿
An old man and his little son were traveling with their donkeyA man and his son were driving their donkey along a country road. They saw some girls drawing water at a well. One of the girls said, “, look! How silly they are! A man and a boy are walking along beside their donkey, and nobody is riding it” the man heard this and said to his son, “you had better ride our donkey. You are light, so you will not tire our donkey.” In a little while they met three old men. One of them said, “see here! The boy is riding a donkey and his old father is walking by his side. The young boy does of take care of his old father.” And the man got on the donkey and his son walked along beside it. Now they were very happy. But soon afterward they met three women. Fastened it to a pole. They lifted it to their shoulders and carried it along to the town. When they came to a bridge, everyone laughed at them. And the donkey did not like the noise and began to kick. It broke the rope, fell into the water and was drowned. So the old man had to take his son and go home. The man said to his son, “he who tries to please everybody pleases nobody after all.”。